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DiYi
Wears wife's pink panties under his camo for good luck. (yeah, right!)
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posted February 01, 2019 03:15 PM
Sorry,wrong one.Try this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJJA6WRpvlg
Posts: 623 | From: SoDak | Registered: Feb 2011
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Cdog911
"There are some ideas so absurd only an intellectual could believe them."--George Orwell.
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posted February 01, 2019 05:31 PM
Priceless is the look on my now adult kids' faces anytime I suddenly scream, "He hates these cans!!!" or, "The new phone book is here!!!" or launch into a short verse of, "I'm pickin' out a thermos, for you. Not an ordinary thermos, will do."
Right up there with Wild Bill Kelso in 1941 and Bill Murray screaming "Freeeeeze, gopher!"
Funny, the shit you carry forever.
-------------------- I am only one. But still, I am one. I cannot do everything, but still, I can do something; and, because I cannot do everything, I will not refuse to do something that I can do.
Posts: 5438 | From: The gun-lovin', gun-friendly wild, wild west | Registered: Jan 2003
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Paul Melching
Radical Operator Forum "You won't get past the front gate"
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posted February 02, 2019 03:20 AM
When we get junk mail I scream the new phone book is here !
-------------------- Those who value security over liberty soon will have neither !
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Leonard
HMFIC
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posted February 02, 2019 07:56 AM
What? They expire?
Many years ago, I learned the secret to tearing a phonebook in half. NOW WHAT?
Good hunting. El Bee
-------------------- EL BEE Knows It All and Done It All. Don't piss me off!
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