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Author Topic: Pop Quiz ; Big Contest Kokopelli SENIOR DISCOUNT & Dispenser of Sage Advice Member # 633 posted June 25, 2021 11:24 AM                      Ok boys and girls........... time for a pop quiz; What is the primary difference between animals and humans ????? First correct answer wins serious bragging rights and a tube of camo, coyote urine scented lip balm. Contest ends later today 'cause El Bee can't take too much suspense. -------------------- And lo, the Light of the Trump shown upon the Darkness and the Darkness could not comprehend it. Posts: 7582 | From: Under a wandering star | Registered: Apr 2005  |  IP: Logged Leonard HMFIC Member # 2 posted June 25, 2021 01:46 PM                       Hair or feathers covering whole body? -------------------- EL BEE Knows It All and Done It All. Don't piss me off! Posts: 31465 | From: Upland, CA | Registered: Jan 2003  |  IP: Logged Jay Nistetter Legalize Weed, Free the Dixie Chicks Member # 140 posted June 25, 2021 03:01 PM                    Cognitive thinking if we don't count Democrats. -------------------- Understanding the coyote is not as important as knowing where they are. I usually let the fur prime up before I leave 'em lay. Posts: 1006 | From: Arizona | Registered: Feb 2003  |  IP: Logged Kokopelli SENIOR DISCOUNT & Dispenser of Sage Advice Member # 633 posted June 25, 2021 07:16 PM                      Nope & nope. Where's Paul ??? Paul, put down those mushrooms and give this some thought. -------------------- And lo, the Light of the Trump shown upon the Darkness and the Darkness could not comprehend it. Posts: 7582 | From: Under a wandering star | Registered: Apr 2005  |  IP: Logged earthwalker Cultural Editor & middleweight arm wrestling champion/Intermountain Region Member # 4177 posted June 26, 2021 03:14 AM                   We can write words and understand them. -------------------- another long hot smoky summer coming Posts: 1105 | From: Intermountain region | Registered: Jul 2012  |  IP: Logged Kokopelli SENIOR DISCOUNT & Dispenser of Sage Advice Member # 633 posted June 26, 2021 10:31 AM                      Good ................ but nope. -------------------- And lo, the Light of the Trump shown upon the Darkness and the Darkness could not comprehend it. Posts: 7582 | From: Under a wandering star | Registered: Apr 2005  |  IP: Logged ATexan Knows what it's all about Member # 6799 posted June 26, 2021 02:29 PM                    There is no difference after 72 hours of complete social breakdown.. Turn off the water, electricity and internet, give it a few days. Everyone will look and act like animals- Tex Posts: 112 | From: Texas | Registered: Mar 2018  |  IP: Logged Kokopelli SENIOR DISCOUNT & Dispenser of Sage Advice Member # 633 posted June 26, 2021 07:06 PM                      All good answers ........... but the correct one is; Drum Roll ........... Animals don't choose their dumbest members to lead the herd. (Whisper) Prove me wrong !!! -------------------- And lo, the Light of the Trump shown upon the Darkness and the Darkness could not comprehend it. Posts: 7582 | From: Under a wandering star | Registered: Apr 2005  |  IP: Logged Leonard HMFIC Member # 2 posted June 26, 2021 11:40 PM                       I really don't know how I did it but here I am! So, Friday, my daughter convinced me to go back to Emergency and we did and they did the test stuff and decided to admit me and here I am getting poked with needles! I did the goLightly prep right after dinner last night, right now it's midnight and I'm all cleaned out for a colonoscopy and the endotrachi via mouth in the morning. Same thing as has happened twice before, passed significant amount of blood in stool, and what's of interest is that I'm on blood thinners for blood clot on the right lung. They did ultrasound on my legs and my heart and I don't think they found any more? But perhaps the blood thinners disturbed something in the lower GI? I think they say I can go home Monday if everything goes okay with the morning procedures. Meanwhile, my daughter has postponed her return flight twice and I'm not sure how much longer she can stay and help me with things I haven't been able to do. She has been a godsend, for sure, she visited today and took Tillie to the dog park. I wonder how that turned out because she's a handful! I told her to use the three way restraint in the back when the seats are flat so she can't get up front and help you drive. The next door neighbor is terrified of Pinky, but he just doesn't know him and he's defending his space. That shouldn't be an issue if they spring me Monday. So, one of those assholes, maybe they is only one? Anyway he wrote and said "I checked your site and found out that the true hits are only 268 instead of my reported figures of well over 500,000 page views so far this month. Now, do not ask me how this asshole would be able to access my server on GoDaddy but whatever? Another thing that has had me locked out is that Kaiser's WiFi has Huntmasters flagged as a "WEAPONS/BOMBS" website! I wrote a nasty email to the web administrator and they gave me some busy work to correct things but somehow I managed to sneak in the back door? I'm far for a computer geek so this is a major accomplishment, assuming I am able to post this MANIFESTO when I hit "add reply" One possibility is that I might have a internal or hidden growth in my rectal area, I forget what they, oh yeah a hemorrhoid, possibly? And that could be the reason for all the blood in the stool. I sure hope they don't come up with surgery, but that scope gadget has a device for cutting or cauterizing polyps so maybe? That's it, I don't know what all this is going to cost but the social people down stairs said maybe I can apply for Medicaid and I said I thought that was for welfare people but she said she can start the application and I said go ahead if it will help? Hopefully, my assets are well hidden, so that should be no problem and Paul turned me on to the bureaucratic dodge to avoid litigation. As far as hidden, that is a little joke because I ain't got shit unless they steal the homestead. which is the extent of my net worth. I've got (let's see?) credit union checking and savings, Discover, same thing, an account with US Bank and an account with Chase and a very modest CD with US Bank and if they can find something else that's news to me? I'm not really worried, Paul has my back and Jay is my chief financial advisor and his advice is never admit nuthin' so we shall see how far that gets me? Write ℅ State of California dept of corrections! Good hunting. El Bee edit: oh wow, ko ko! That's a brilliant answer! Are we stupid, or what? [ June 26, 2021, 11:42 PM: Message edited by: Leonard ] -------------------- EL BEE Knows It All and Done It All. Don't piss me off! Posts: 31465 | From: Upland, CA | Registered: Jan 2003  |  IP: Logged Kokopelli SENIOR DISCOUNT & Dispenser of Sage Advice Member # 633 posted June 27, 2021 02:19 AM                      Whoever named that stuff 'Go Lightly' had a verrrry twisted sense of humor. Get more better soonest !!! -------------------- And lo, the Light of the Trump shown upon the Darkness and the Darkness could not comprehend it. Posts: 7582 | From: Under a wandering star | Registered: Apr 2005  |  IP: Logged Paul Melching Radical Operator Forum "You won't get past the front gate" Member # 885 posted June 29, 2021 07:40 AM                   Be well soon oh and just a side note every time a nurse scans your bracelet that's a bill don't ya just love hospitals ! -------------------- Those who value security over liberty soon will have neither ! Posts: 4188 | From: The forest ! north of the dez. | Registered: Jul 2006  |  IP: Logged Leonard HMFIC Member # 2 posted June 30, 2021 08:10 AM                       Thanks for reminding us, Paul! Somebody has to pay for all that free medical care given to the undocumented, worthless forever dependent on welfare, illegal aliens with rent support and so generous that these blood suckers, (on average) send about 40% of our taxpayer assistance dollars back home, so that those folks can save up to make the trip north, all provided by the generous, (but stupid) citizens of this country. Pretty soon, we will be supporting the poorest, most uneducated people in the world, who have zero incentive to actually get a job and earn a living, but will retain forever, an allegiance to the fucking dishonest Democrat Party FOREVER! But, you knew that. Now, what the fuck are we going to do about those bastards running things in Washington right now? They have their network set up to perpetuate socialism into the foreseeable future, baring some stroke of blind luck! God Help Us! Good Hunting. El Bee -------------------- EL BEE Knows It All and Done It All. Don't piss me off! Posts: 31465 | From: Upland, CA | Registered: Jan 2003  |  IP: Logged Kokopelli SENIOR DISCOUNT & Dispenser of Sage Advice Member # 633 posted June 30, 2021 11:33 AM                      Yup ....... El Bee's back !!!! I'm looking for a bumper-sticker; DEFEND DEMOCRACY DEFUND DEMOCRATS -------------------- And lo, the Light of the Trump shown upon the Darkness and the Darkness could not comprehend it. Posts: 7582 | From: Under a wandering star | Registered: Apr 2005  |  IP: Logged

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