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Posted by JD (Member # 768) on September 20, 2007, 09:40 PM:

As an amateur cigar lover I find myself with 59 tasty little smokes that don`t really hit the spot for me so I thought I`d auction them off at a reasonable price & you seasoned cigar smokers could enjoy them at the campout.

I`ll describe these jewels the best I can .................these rough little sons of a gun are super tasty, offering a crisp tobacco flavor and oh-so-gentle draw. Made entirely by hand, crafted without binders. Torcedors simply bunch the fillers together with dog shit and apply a dark Sumatra wrapper. The tips have been sweetened to provide a delicious, sweet and smooth taste then they are dipped & battered in ashes from the bottom of a beer can before they are dried to a crispy texture & wrapped in a chunk of burlap & left to age in a hot warehouse in Honduras for 5 years.

Let my misfortune be your gain fellas, don`t miss out on the chance of a lifetime.

Let`s start the bidding at.........well........ whatever it costs to ship them to your door would be plenty.

Act now! You snooze, you lose.

Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on September 20, 2007, 10:26 PM:

Let me guess. Thompson?

Posted by JD (Member # 768) on September 20, 2007, 10:43 PM:

Bandidos.

I guess we all make rookie mistakes, even when we`ve been advised otherwise.

I was hoping that when I smoked the first of my .49 cent cigars I would be so pleased that I would fall to my knees & my eyes would fill with tears of joy. I guess my expectations were a touch high for the money spent. [Smile]

Oh well, I do have a handful of Gurkha platinums in the humidor along with some IT super fuertes & a few CAO blacks so it`s not like I don`t have some excellent cigars to enjoy I just didn`t expect these bandidos to be quite so nasty, my tears aren`t joyful to say the least.

Live & learn, next time Andy tells me to save my money, I`ll listen. [Smile]

Posted by Andy L (Member # 642) on September 21, 2007, 05:09 AM:

Ill make a bid. Ill give you your money back, plus shipping for those little gems. If you will throw in a bottle of King Louis XIII.

What are friends for? [Razz]

You goofy Bastard. [Big Grin]

Posted by JD (Member # 768) on September 21, 2007, 06:40 AM:

Hell yea, I`d throw in the bottle, of course I`m drinking the $1500.00 worth of cognac before I send it off to ya.

Posted by ninthinning (Member # 900) on September 21, 2007, 11:45 AM:

$118.75

Posted by JD (Member # 768) on September 21, 2007, 02:43 PM:

Sold! Send me a check & an address.

Posted by ninthinning (Member # 900) on September 22, 2007, 06:37 AM:

Thank you. What is your address?

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