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Author Topic: cigar auction JD HONORARY OKIE .... and Tim's at fault! Member # 768 posted September 20, 2007 09:40 PM                   As an amateur cigar lover I find myself with 59 tasty little smokes that don`t really hit the spot for me so I thought I`d auction them off at a reasonable price & you seasoned cigar smokers could enjoy them at the campout. I`ll describe these jewels the best I can .................these rough little sons of a gun are super tasty, offering a crisp tobacco flavor and oh-so-gentle draw. Made entirely by hand, crafted without binders. Torcedors simply bunch the fillers together with dog shit and apply a dark Sumatra wrapper. The tips have been sweetened to provide a delicious, sweet and smooth taste then they are dipped & battered in ashes from the bottom of a beer can before they are dried to a crispy texture & wrapped in a chunk of burlap & left to age in a hot warehouse in Honduras for 5 years. Let my misfortune be your gain fellas, don`t miss out on the chance of a lifetime. Let`s start the bidding at.........well........ whatever it costs to ship them to your door would be plenty. Act now! You snooze, you lose. -------------------- Jason -------------------------------------- What do Obama & TA17Rem have in common........both are clueless asshats!!! Posts: 1456 | From: NE. | Registered: Dec 2005  |  IP: Logged Leonard HMFIC Member # 2 posted September 20, 2007 10:26 PM                       Let me guess. Thompson? -------------------- EL BEE Knows It All and Done It All. Don't piss me off! Posts: 31462 | From: Upland, CA | Registered: Jan 2003  |  IP: Logged JD HONORARY OKIE .... and Tim's at fault! Member # 768 posted September 20, 2007 10:43 PM                   Bandidos. I guess we all make rookie mistakes, even when we`ve been advised otherwise. I was hoping that when I smoked the first of my .49 cent cigars I would be so pleased that I would fall to my knees & my eyes would fill with tears of joy. I guess my expectations were a touch high for the money spent. Oh well, I do have a handful of Gurkha platinums in the humidor along with some IT super fuertes & a few CAO blacks so it`s not like I don`t have some excellent cigars to enjoy I just didn`t expect these bandidos to be quite so nasty, my tears aren`t joyful to say the least. Live & learn, next time Andy tells me to save my money, I`ll listen. -------------------- Jason -------------------------------------- What do Obama & TA17Rem have in common........both are clueless asshats!!! Posts: 1456 | From: NE. | Registered: Dec 2005  |  IP: Logged Andy L HI, I'M THE NEW MODERATOR OF THE CENTRAL MISSOURI FORUM, PULL MY FINGER! Member # 642 posted September 21, 2007 05:09 AM                   Ill make a bid. Ill give you your money back, plus shipping for those little gems. If you will throw in a bottle of King Louis XIII. What are friends for? You goofy Bastard. -------------------- Andy Posts: 2645 | From: Central Missouri | Registered: Apr 2005  |  IP: Logged JD HONORARY OKIE .... and Tim's at fault! Member # 768 posted September 21, 2007 06:40 AM                   Hell yea, I`d throw in the bottle, of course I`m drinking the $1500.00 worth of cognac before I send it off to ya. -------------------- Jason -------------------------------------- What do Obama & TA17Rem have in common........both are clueless asshats!!! Posts: 1456 | From: NE. | Registered: Dec 2005  |  IP: Logged ninthinning Knows what it's all about Member # 900 posted September 21, 2007 11:45 AM                   $118.75 -------------------- Their horses are swifter than leopards, fiercer than wolves at dusk - Habakkuk 1:8 Posts: 67 | From: Colden | Registered: Jul 2006  |  IP: Logged JD HONORARY OKIE .... and Tim's at fault! Member # 768 posted September 21, 2007 02:43 PM                   Sold! Send me a check & an address. -------------------- Jason -------------------------------------- What do Obama & TA17Rem have in common........both are clueless asshats!!! Posts: 1456 | From: NE. | Registered: Dec 2005  |  IP: Logged ninthinning Knows what it's all about Member # 900 posted September 22, 2007 06:37 AM                   Thank you. What is your address? -------------------- Their horses are swifter than leopards, fiercer than wolves at dusk - Habakkuk 1:8 Posts: 67 | From: Colden | Registered: Jul 2006  |  IP: Logged

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