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Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on June 28, 2021, 09:42 AM:

Okay, Last night I got two pints, or "units" of whole blood, type O positive. Felt pretty good this morning and ate everything they gave me for breakfast and 30 minutes later, barfed it all up. Big mess all over the floor next to the bed, but since I'm hooked up to the fucking christmas tree, you can't just get up and sprint to the bathroom, gotta unplug it from the wall and drag it with you and that was obviously too much to do so I just laid a pizza right here by the bed....kind of embarrassing BUT, the cutest little Asian doll babe who is the charge nurse today had to clean up my mess. That's all the news from 3rd floor surgical. My daughter has a cleaning lady at the house and I told her to be sure and snag a couple of guns in the top drawer of my dresser! I have not heard back but she better read the text before she lets some stranger fold my laundry! Also, I'm not getting out today. [Confused]

I brought three books with me, just in case. I really feel okay after throwing up, you know how that is, sometimes? I threw up Friday leaving the doctor appointment, just pulled into a parking lot and opened to door and let it out but no food just goowy/slime, don't know what to make of that; or this event?

All I got; TMI, I know!

Good hunting. El Bee

Posted by Kokopelli (Member # 633) on June 28, 2021, 09:54 AM:

And somehow ........... I got an email from 'you' with a link to a log-in on Tik Tok ????

Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on June 28, 2021, 10:08 AM:

Shelley has been texting, and telling me the little stuff Tillie is getting away with since I'm gone. Into the trash, turning over planters outside, getting on the furniture, and maybe stuff she's not telling me but I guess there are no rules and she's happy as a clam. At least Pinky is behaving. She secured the guns, big relief!

This "cleaning lady" brought nothing with her! WTF? Never saw that before? No sprays, rags, brooms or mops and no vacuum? My Kirby is like a fifty pounder and she can't lug it around, I don't know what they will do but I suspect I probably bought a Dyson, we'll see?

Good hunting. El Bee

yes, I sent that. It's about the covid injection

[ June 28, 2021, 10:09 AM: Message edited by: Leonard ]

Posted by Kokopelli (Member # 633) on June 28, 2021, 12:44 PM:

Ok .......... Every once in a while I'll get an email from someone known to me and it's pure spam. The whole log in thing was kind of a red flag for me.
I wouldn't be so paranoid if everybody wasn't out to get me !!!!

Speaking of red flags .......... a 'cleaning lady' with no supplies ????? In the words of the great philosopher Fudd "Somethin screwy's going on here."

Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on June 28, 2021, 02:58 PM:

yes! and Shelley said: quote/she is sooooo sloooow!

Isn't it always that way with hourly?

I wonder what that cost me today?

Good hunting. El Bee

Posted by Jay Nistetter (Member # 140) on June 28, 2021, 04:18 PM:

Damn Leonard,
After reading your posts I quit complaining about my back. Seems insignificant now but I do need to refresh my glass of Covid medicine.

Posted by NVWalt (Member # 375) on June 28, 2021, 04:31 PM:

Yes indeed Leonard. GET BETTER!!!!!
I know you are a tough onery old fart so get up and ride that horse again.
Our thoughts and prayers are with you.

Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on June 29, 2021, 05:37 AM:

I gave the lowdown in the other thread, but I expect to get out of here today? They gave me two units of blood just to get my hemoglobin to where it registers, and it got up to 10.2 momentarily, which is still anemic as hell. Seems stable at 9.4 right now, but normal people are usually up at around 14 or so.

I'm curious about this new housekeeper that has been folding my underwear? I don't mind slow if they do a half way decent job while they are fucking off on my time. Shelley texted me and said she had to cut it off without even doing the upstairs! Actually, with the cleaning ladies I've had before, they don't even go upstairs because I don't either. Right now, with Shelley there, it's different and I had a plumber in there before I came down here and he pulled a toilet and replaced a wax ring and so the bathroom needed some cleanup. I think it was because the facilities go undisturbed for months on end, and might dry out a bit then when used, the seals and O rings....and wax rings fail.

Anyway, if I keep this female, who sounds like that character Tim Conway did on Carol Burnett Show, real slow old man. Who knows, maybe she's cute? The intimacy has already started since she is folding and putting away my underwear! (stay out of my toybox, lady!) Just kidding, what's that? Paul knows that stuff. I think I made him moderator of that forum a while back?

Looking forward to getting home any finding out what kind of vacuum cleaners I bought and I understand that Tillie has been looking for me, how sweet!

edit: PS keep those cards and letters coming in and thank you folks for the well wishes! 10-4 good buddies!

[ June 29, 2021, 05:39 AM: Message edited by: Leonard ]

Posted by Kokopelli (Member # 633) on June 29, 2021, 07:42 AM:

Hey Leonard;
Just a thought but you might consider putting the word out that you would be willing to trade room & board to a nurse or nursing student in exchange for light housekeeping & cooking.
Someone being there to keep an eye on you wouldn't hurt and might help ease your daughter's mind a bit.
Again, just a thought.
Get more better !!!

Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on June 29, 2021, 08:49 AM:

You know what, Richard? That’s exactly something we have been talking about! I just don’t know quite how to go about it. Also, I’m not sure I want to share my privacy outside of a relationship, which right now, I’m between engagements. But yeah, if there’s somebody looking to save rent in exchange for cleaning the downstairs, it could be benifici to both parties!

We shall see? Doctor consultation, he said I can go home and would call my daughter so she can come down and pick me up. I’m not getting dressed yet. Big relief!

Good hunting. El Bee 🐝

Posted by www (Member # 3918) on June 29, 2021, 09:26 AM:

Get to gettin better soon. Starting to miss your rants,I mean commentaries on the days news. [Wink]

Posted by Kokopelli (Member # 633) on June 29, 2021, 09:51 AM:

Talk to the head nurse (the person who actually runs things in a hospital). If they don't know somebody, they likely would know who to talk to.

Posted by earthwalker (Member # 4177) on June 29, 2021, 02:33 PM:

Good news LB glad to hear you're doing better and might be heading home.

Posted by MI VHNTR (Member # 3370) on June 29, 2021, 06:19 PM:

Thanks for the updates and get well soon.

Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on June 30, 2021, 09:17 AM:

Okay, listen up, those in the Peanut Gallery!

Got home last night around supper time and first thing I saw was Tillie standing on the front sofa looking out the front window and she recognized me when I went to the mailbox and went nuts! Shelley thought she would leave the back slider open so she could got out and potty but she saw that as an opportunity to monitor the going's on, out in the front yard and up and down the street. Some plans are better than others.

So, we had Rigatoni pasta and sausages for dinner and I surprised myself with my appetite; I ate all of it. Then, of course, I noticed the house was clean, Shelley got a recommendation from a girlfriend for a housecleaner she uses and yes, it's a vast improvement, and I also noticed that this one puts stuff where she wants it, so I have been doing a little adjusting but no big deal. I even gave myself an injection while watching the Dodgers kick ass on the Giants, 3-1.

After my first shower in a week, I actually feel pretty good! I will need to take these self injections for at least 3 months. Need blood drawn every week and maybe more transfusions, depending? The blood thinners are transitioning from IV to injections and in 3 months, to the prodaxal(sp) capsules for another 3 months. That's it.

Good hunting. El Bee

Posted by earthwalker (Member # 4177) on June 30, 2021, 10:14 AM:

Welcome Home LB.

Posted by Kokopelli (Member # 633) on June 30, 2021, 11:29 AM:

I don't know who the first person was to come up with the idea that "We're going to put a tiny room in your house that you'll stand naked in while we dump water that's warmer than cold but not too hot over you and it will be so good that it will make even your singing sound good" but they deserve to have a star in Heaven named after them !!!

[Smile]

Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on June 30, 2021, 12:10 PM:

You are weird!

Posted by Kokopelli (Member # 633) on June 30, 2021, 12:37 PM:

I'm blaming everything on the Covid Medicine.

[Razz]

Posted by Paul Melching (Member # 885) on July 01, 2021, 04:52 AM:

I love my showers too ! havent posted much been kinda poorly going in for a diagnosis everything is pointing to Parkinson's. we will see!

Posted by Kokopelli (Member # 633) on July 01, 2021, 06:55 AM:

Dang............. Hopefully, if it is Parkinson's it's early enough that they can treat it with meds.

Hey Leonard;
Add your name to that card that I sent you & forward it to Paul. [Wink]

Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on July 01, 2021, 07:30 AM:

You better send it again? I do not recall seeing it?

My dog is officially estranged and sleeping upstairs with Shelley every night! [Confused]

How's that for gratitude? She comes over in the morning so I can pull her ears and let her out to go tinkle, but other than that, she's decide to go with the one that let's her get on the furniture. I'm already hearing about serious discussions, should I kick the bucket. Three contenders for custody of Tillie and nobody seems very interested in Pinky? Might have to make it a package deal!

Good hunting. El Bee

edit: Parkinson's? I'm afraid I don't know what that is? Yeah, I have heard of it, the name, but that's it. Obviously, You don't need another disease, Paul. I hope it's a false alarm, you got enough on your plate!

Good hunting. El Bee

[ July 01, 2021, 07:33 AM: Message edited by: Leonard ]

Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on July 01, 2021, 07:50 AM:

Oh great, been reading about Parkinson's. The last thing you need is difficulty swallowing! Among 3 dozen other things, especially shooting tight groups! I'm imagining Deputy Barney Fife with a shaky revolver. And you might need to get a ladies bow and fling shorter arrows. Sounds like you can handle most of it.

Seriously, God doesn't give you more than you can handle. Remember that!

Good hunting. El Bee

Posted by JP (Member # 4095) on July 01, 2021, 09:35 AM:

Paul: Praying that it is not Parkinson's. I too, approaching age 81 have been tested for Parkinson's but was blessed that it was negative. Hoping you have the same results.

Posted by Paul Melching (Member # 885) on July 02, 2021, 05:06 AM:

Leonard no shooting for me my hands shake like one of your three dollar sex toys. if it s turns out to be they have medication for it.

Posted by Kokopelli (Member # 633) on July 02, 2021, 08:31 AM:

Hey Paul;
Friend of mine had Bells Palsey and 'could no longer shoot his handguns' because of the tremors.
I called bullshit and we went to the range with a large sheet of cardboard. We spray painted a vertical line top to bottom and a short cross line in the middle.
The idea was to raise the pistol along the vertical line and pull the trigger when the sights passed the cross line, never stopping to 'aim'.
I wouldn't say that he got to be a great shot doing that but he could sure make milk jugs dance.
When you get a chance, you might give it a try 'cause I know you ain't gonna just sit around and feel sorry for yourself.

Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on July 02, 2021, 04:48 PM:

Paul, you need one of those sexy AR pistols with an arm brace! Problem solved! Get a Rx and then Uncle Joe can't take it away from you! The shakiest gun in the west! I don't know how I keep coming up with this stuff?

Good hunting. El Bee

Posted by Paul Melching (Member # 885) on July 05, 2021, 05:32 AM:

Im not down or sad just being realistic i have lots of ammo and more than enuff time ! And I have a shit load of ground squirrels that need killin !

Posted by Kokopelli (Member # 633) on July 06, 2021, 05:57 AM:

BTW;
Hey Leonard, did you ever get that card I sent or is your PostPerson censoring your mail again ???

Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on July 06, 2021, 06:40 PM:

Yes Richard, I got it! Thank you very much! Very
Thoughtful! The check was very generous!

Good hunting. El Bee 🐝

Posted by Kokopelli (Member # 633) on July 06, 2021, 07:41 PM:

Oh Drat !!!
That check was supposed to be a campaign donation for Mary Carey, the retired porn star who's running to replace your Governor. If you could forward it to her, that would be great !!!!

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