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Posted by Semp (Member # 3074) on March 31, 2023, 07:09 AM:
There appears to be a reshuffling of the deck chairs on that site-that-shall-not-be-named. A couple of oldies gone including the Toad. Also rumor has it that he may have passed. RIP
Maybe no more "seize and desist" letters, LB.
[ April 01, 2023, 06:30 PM: Message edited by: Leonard ]
Posted by Dan (Member # 4563) on March 31, 2023, 07:23 AM:
Yeah, the no name is under new management, same old shit just different players. And the asshole "pussgut " is dead.
Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on March 31, 2023, 08:36 AM:
Well, I got an email this morning from an anonymous source that said the asshole had passed away. I just checked the link he left and they are talking about it as if it's true; RIP, etc.
It was also said that he had resigned not long ago which was also something that had been rumored. Emailer said that they are deleting negative comments. That's par for the course.
Maybe those 'team six guys will take over, or DA, that would be rich. Like, let the questions begin: is a 223 enough for coyotes? lol
Good hunting. El Bee
PS I've got about a day and a half to renew with GoDaddy.
Good hunting. El Bee
Posted by Kokopelli (Member # 633) on March 31, 2023, 09:13 AM:
Luke, (I mean Leonard) You will renew. It is your destiny.
Really, why give those guys something to gloat over ????
And yes, a .223 is enough gun for coyote but only if the bullet is put in backwards so that it hits base first. Increases the shocking power, don't ya know !!!!! ![[Razz]](tongue.gif)
Posted by Dan (Member # 4563) on March 31, 2023, 04:27 PM:
The new admin appears to be people that came in from the cold. Never heard of any of them save DAA and Stu. Really who cares? They'll all be gone in a year or 2!
Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on April 01, 2023, 02:38 AM:
I don’t have much reaction if that’s even the right word. I don’t give a shit what they do, did or planned on doing. They were never decent neighbors, considered HM a threat, and even that word seems inappropriate? If Redfrog was the dynamic that held the whole shebang together, it never seemed essential in or ever or even pondering the situation. So, if he was the honcho, I never thought of Redfrog as essential to the enterprise. I was going to say “Empire” but that seems a tad cheesy. Well anyway, they ain’t dead, but they sure as hell are something of a waste of ink.
For my two cents, the single flaw in composition was the intent to fucking monetize the whole enchilada by selling ads and the lengths they would go to to freeze out the competitors, and that’s my favorite dirty little word: censorship. Anyway, it’s too early to write the obituary, so fuckem!
Good hunting. El Bee 🐝
[ April 01, 2023, 02:42 AM: Message edited by: Leonard ]
Posted by Dan (Member # 4563) on April 01, 2023, 07:40 AM:
Happy April Fools' Day.
After a little detective work, it seems that DAA has volunteered to merge the very old pms site onto a new venue, as he has more experience than anyone on that site. He said he had done that on the numerous sites that he runs. So, they made him an admin. It's nice his 20 year plan worked out for him. LOL
Posted by TA17Rem (Member # 794) on April 01, 2023, 08:43 AM:
well, I hope DAA and Fred do their finger exercises before they pull the trigger.
Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on April 01, 2023, 11:01 AM:
Dave has offended me to the point where I couldn't care less if he lives or dies and why the hell he thinks that PMS needs any revamping at all is besides me? In other words, why the hell BOTHER? He's going to pay for hosting? Very noble but you can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear? For the life of me, I can't understand why he might give a shit; but he can do what he wants. My approval, and or opinion doesn't matter, so fuck him too.
You know-this whole goddamned bickering, PM/HM bullshit is such a pitiful clusterfuck of 20 years duration, that everybody, grown men included, should be ashamed.
Good hunting. El Bee
Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on April 01, 2023, 06:26 PM:
Okay, Amigos and members of the Peanut Gallery. I received a email "purportedly" a legitimate emal for someone at PMS. It follows:
***************************************************
the new Predatormasters
Sat, Apr 1, 2023 4:22 pm
Morris Coltrane morriscoltrane7@gmail.comHide
To nbosin@aol.com
Sir, I'm a new Mod on PM and one of my duties is to monitor activity on other predator sites that pertains to PM related posts or business.
A recent search shows that you are discussing PM on a recent thread. We kindly ask that not only you remove this thread but that in the future, your site refrain from discussing not only PM but past, current and deceased leadership.
Thank you in advance for adhering to our request.
M. Coltrane
***************************************************
Okay, I guess they think (if this is true and accurate and not a spoof?)
They think a politely worded but nevertheless, outrageous "request" more accurately a demand that I refrain and police anybody else, other HM members this dumb fuck thinks I'm going to "Sceeze and Desist" to satisfy those morons?
I mean really, I'm not going to answer this chump, but it takes a lot of nerve- shit it can't be an official document, right? They can't be that stupid?
Thoughts? And remember, just because I am throwing caution to the wind and defying this person, the rest of you could very well be risking a suit and financial damages....right? wink/wink!
Good hunting. El Bee
Posted by TA17Rem (Member # 794) on April 01, 2023, 06:49 PM:
That new guy not doing his job. Been bashing P.M. and F-P for years on sites that I moderate and a few others i hang out on. LOL
As for DAA he maybe just wants to feel important or needed perhaps and like you could also careless. LOL
Posted by Kokopelli (Member # 633) on April 01, 2023, 08:11 PM:
The 'gmail.comHide' address sorta makes me wonder if it's legit but ok ....... assuming it's for real and they ask this board to refrain from mentioning them are they going to extend the same courtesy ????
Seems like they forgot to mention that part.
They must be pretty insecure to feel threatened by this board.
Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on April 01, 2023, 10:03 PM:
Yes and it’s April Fools Day, do not forget.
Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on April 02, 2023, 12:09 AM:
And, some unsolicited information from an unlikely source has just been tossed over the transom. The message is that the various sources of all the juicy gossip and the gossip are, or is, actually incorrect. STOP THE PRESSES! (an old newspaper expression)
So anyway, I appreciate the gesture and take back rude comments with apologies.
And, as far as PMS, quite honestly, I do not care and have no interest whatsoever in whatever they do, have done and intend to do, hence forth and forever more. That’s as clear as I can make it.
Good hunting. El Bee 🐝
edit: the Peanut Gallery is free to say whatever they like about our cyber neighbor so don’t hold back on my account!
[ April 02, 2023, 12:16 AM: Message edited by: Leonard ]
Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on April 02, 2023, 10:00 AM:
I got email from this Coltrane person, all it said was second and last notice, so I better take it serious, or something?
We can't mention The New Predator Masters any more or there will be serious consequences. I'm highlighting it so it's easier to see that I am, indeed, mentioning THE NEW PREDATOR MASTERS on HUNTMASTERS and this is a blatant violation of his explicit warning. So, I will suffer the consequences for my disregard of this guy's demand. How long before we find out how serious are the consequences? It's already driving me crazy!
Just MENTIONING The New Predator Masters! On this site, in violation of the demand, or order, or polite request? Oops! There I've done it again! Need to be more careful in the future; can't even mention
The New Predator Masters, or something bad will happen! OK stand by and I will let the Peanut Gallery know what develops.
I'm really concerned, on pins and needles...you know? I can't believe I am prodding the sleeping giant! What am I. NUTS? I'll probably regret all this mentioning, but I'm the type that just never learns. The rep made it quite clear what was expected; no reference to The New Predator Masters, or else! Well, we shall see, won't we?
Good hunting. El Bee
Posted by Kokopelli (Member # 633) on April 02, 2023, 11:50 AM:
Wow .............. You're really in trouble now !!!
![[Eek!]](eek.gif)
Posted by Dan (Member # 4563) on April 02, 2023, 01:20 PM:
Jeff "Sanchez" Mock, quit PMS when the money ran out. The frog AKA "Pussgut" kicked the bucket when the PMS money ran out and the far north socialist medicine machine wanted to be paid. DAA, working hard to be the chairman of the board so he can retire comfortably, like Pussgut, his Daddy.
This post didn't mention
The New Predator Masters.TNPM
[ April 02, 2023, 01:26 PM: Message edited by: Dan ]
Posted by NVWalt (Member # 375) on April 02, 2023, 01:23 PM:
I can't believe I am prodding the sleeping giant! What am I. NUTS?
I thought that was a given there Leonard.
I do remember PM when they wanted to charge money for guys like me that used to turn varmint calls that were on their site and all we did was just talk about it etc. I never went back. But, when I was on there I did meet some pretty good fellas and did go hunt with them on occasion. And met some guys that liked making calls ,open reed and closed reed.
But I digress, I was telling you you were and still are nuts but it is acceptable in our world here.
New Predator Masters... there I typed it. And I don't have a lot of good things to say about it either and I tried being nice.
Take me to court if you want to waste your money NPM.
Posted by Kokopelli (Member # 633) on April 02, 2023, 04:33 PM:
Speaking of call makers, someone here turned me on to using Super Glue for a finish coat. It works well. Much Thanx !!!
Been playing around with the stuff and found out that by mixing a small amount of Baby Powder to the glue it dries to look a lot like ivory. Router some lines, fill it in with the mix (dries fast) and sand down. Something to keep in mind for a craft project.
No NPMS members were harmed during the composing of this post.
Posted by TA17Rem (Member # 794) on April 02, 2023, 06:58 PM:
quote:
Jeff "Sanchez" Mock, quit PMS when the money ran out
Dam! Was hoping he got run over by one of his customers.
Posted by Dan (Member # 4563) on April 03, 2023, 06:02 AM:
Sanchez left the dealership in Tucson and moved to Michigan. There he bought a mansion in the sticks. There was talk of some problems at the dealership concerning embezzlement. Who knows where he got the money, PMS? Most people involved in the car business are either low life SOB's or lazy. So he fit right in there.
Its a shame that Lance chose to leave, I always liked to read his posts.
Posted by Kokopelli (Member # 633) on April 03, 2023, 06:16 AM:
The C-Dude chose to resign.
However, his resignation was never accepted and was somehow lost.
So ...............
Posted by Semp (Member # 3074) on April 03, 2023, 06:50 AM:
quote:
Its a shame that Lance chose to leave, I always liked to read his posts.
X2. I'd like to see him back posting again.
Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on April 03, 2023, 09:10 AM:
Hmm? 2 things, I also would welcome Lance giving up on his self imposed departure/isolation, and goes without saying, joining the legions of "Lurkers" in the cyberspace world.
Now then, I am really risking my life and fortunes by continuing to talk about the shadiest coyote hunting enterprise on the Friggin'net! Yes, I got a fresh deposit of verbal bullshit from our new friend Mr Coltrane....as follows:
***************************************************
Re: Predatormasters notice to HM ##second and final WARNING##
Sun, Apr 2, 2023 7:34 pm
Morris Coltrane morriscoltrane7@gmail.comHide
To nbosin@aol.com
You've been put on notice, Sir. Simple as that. Continue to discuss Predatormasters and its Members and/or Leadership on your site then severe financial sanctions will be levied against you
M. Coltrane
cc: DAA
Skinney
reb8600
On Sun, Apr 2, 2023 at 11:16 AM <nbosin@aol.com> wrote:
Just quit bothering me with your bullshit! What the hell is wrong with you!
-----Original Message-----
From: Morris Coltrane <morriscoltrane7@gmail.com>
To: nbosin@aol.com
Sent: Sat, Apr 1, 2023 8:14 pm
Subject: Predatormasters notice to HM ##second and final WARNING##
****************************************************
As you can easily determine by the tone of the message, this Dude truly means business! I could be living on food stamps by this time next years if I interpret these threats as primarily financial in nature, but they could easily involve Molotov Cocktails thrown against my front door! I also invite Mr Enforcement to deliver a knuckle sandwich upon my handsome countenance if he might be in the neighborhood, one of these days. (good luck with that, Chump)
Good hunting. El Bee
Posted by Kokopelli (Member # 633) on April 03, 2023, 10:12 AM:
....... severe financial sanctions ..........
I know !!!! ............. They're going to get all of your sponsors to cancel.
![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif)
Posted by Dan (Member # 4563) on April 03, 2023, 12:22 PM:
Just another baloney sandwich with no bologna.
Posted by TA17Rem (Member # 794) on April 03, 2023, 12:23 PM:
Had to go look see what's up at Predator masters. LOL Not much posting on the WT caller there other than Bill passed away last year. Bills son will be taking over the company now along with Pat, nice lady. Six pages on the 224 Valkrie and they still don't have it figured out. Basically a 223 shooting heavier bullets and gets same results as the 223 on coyotes which is a hit and miss or should I say hit and cripple. Most of the guys that have one over there only claim a few kills with one so how the fuck they know if it's good enough or not. LOL
Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on April 03, 2023, 12:49 PM:
Not only that. But quite often and soon after getting "seeze and desist" demands, I also get well meaning email from others telling me that none of these demands and messages originate with PMS at all and I'm being played so what am I to believe? Well, at least it bumps my page view count.... which is another thing that drives them nuts.
It's your free entertainment. And the only one paying for this circus is me. Every once in a while I get a free call or a hat, that I can't wear in public, (thanks ko ko)
Carry on, Peanut Gallery!
Good hunting. E Bee
[ April 03, 2023, 12:52 PM: Message edited by: Leonard ]
Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on April 03, 2023, 12:56 PM:
Okay, chew on this, you doubters! This is mid day, April 3, two and a half days in the month.
Page views: 31,038
Now do the math!
edit: Okay, I did it. It amounts to 12,415.2 page views per day. Not great, but not chopped liver either.
[ April 03, 2023, 01:00 PM: Message edited by: Leonard ]
Posted by TA17Rem (Member # 794) on April 03, 2023, 01:17 PM:
Now that's a lot of lurkers.
Posted by Dan (Member # 4563) on April 03, 2023, 01:24 PM:
Just PMS trying to learn how to run a site.
Or DAA trying to see what you are saying about him.
Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on April 03, 2023, 02:04 PM:
won't happen, Dan. <sigh>
Posted by TA17Rem (Member # 794) on April 03, 2023, 02:54 PM:
by the way Leonard how's the water? last i heard Cali was floating away.
Posted by TA17Rem (Member # 794) on April 03, 2023, 02:58 PM:
Dan you still in Mo.? Eastside of state being over run with coyotes.
oops my bad see we have two Dans here.
[ April 03, 2023, 03:02 PM: Message edited by: TA17Rem ]
Posted by Dan (Member # 4563) on April 03, 2023, 06:59 PM:
No, this Dan is not in MO.
I live rent-free in DAA and Jeff Sanchez Mocks head. I've just about drove those bastards crazy, I love every minute of it!!!
Posted by TA17Rem (Member # 794) on April 04, 2023, 09:57 AM:
Yippy! The temp.s supposed to be in the 60's next week, but in mean time we have a snowstorm up north and its raining where I'm at and tornado warnings across the border down into Iowa. Basements can be your friend when the tornados show up and better have one or there be alot of dead people flying around like way down south, think they mentioned today 23-30 people died from twisters. Anyone watch those documentaries on military power where they say who has the most tanks, planes, ships and toughest fighters or training programs? Russia is supposed to be one of the toughest and sits right in line with the U.S..
The Ukraine isn't one of them and these poor guys are fighting with drones, old men, women, and kids and they are winning. No big armies fighting just small groups scattered along the border. This past weekend was pretty bloody for the Russians, think they lost over 1000 men in few days. Russia is hiring mercenaries that don't play by the rules and they also got their ass kicked not long ago. Where is Russia's elite fighting force at? Have they also been killed off by the Ukrainians? Watched a vid. where Ukraine army is using drones to drop bombs with accuracy as they drop a mortar round right into the top hatch hole on a tank. Maybe that's something the ADC guys should look into for controlling coyotes. LOL
Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on April 04, 2023, 03:32 PM:
Here's the thing. A little bird told me that the Dan's are super jealous of a certain porn-stache recent member of PMS'S STAR CHAMBER....wait, let me try that again: in fact the only one in charge over there that knows what the hell he is doing; and increased the braintrust by off the charts numbers, just relating to the subject, which is not obvious and coyote-centric and not hard to do, in fact, insofar as filling a vacuum and it's incredibly hard to believe, much less understand and while it involves knowing where they are, rather than what they like to eat which might also be somewhat "importante" as they say south of the border, which is also a huge clue due to the target rich environment and trust me/I've seen it with my own eyes>but I digress somewhat from this word salad, if you might pardon the expression? Now where were we? Anyway, if porn-stache is running the shop and I need to send that person a response to his book length email from the other day and so what if we can't kiss and make up but maybe (on the one side) simply discussing that queer site and on the other side, sending "Sceeze and desist" threatening email which I personally find annoying, and admitting also that I appreciate the unintended humor. Hell, I archive all of them and hope to publish a book involving what I might call:
A COMPENDIUM OF SCREAMINGLY FUNNY PMS EMAIL'S WITH EXPLANATIONS & REASONS BEHIND THESE CHILDISH ATTACKS; ILLUSTRATED
It should sell!
Good hunting. El Bee
Posted by Kokopelli (Member # 633) on April 04, 2023, 05:31 PM:
Will signed & numbered copies be available ?????
![[Smile]](smile.gif)
Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on April 04, 2023, 07:51 PM:
You bet! And, I'm setting aside the first copy just for you, ko ko! $100 and it's all yours! Who wants #2?
Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on April 05, 2023, 07:48 AM:
Okay, fifty bucks? This is the pre publication price and depends on interest. I'm thinking the Star Chamber might be interested in buying the whole enchilada just to keep the scorn and the ridicule at a minimum (which is usually separate, but equal, as in Emancipation) Anyway, the message is; I can be bribed.
Listen, Porn stache, I'm meaning to get back to your branch of the olive tree, when I get a free minute. Things are super busy here, but I mean good. We don't have to be enemies, if you kiss my ass, yuck yuck! Just kidding. But what's your motivation? I don't get it? Who cares? Who the fuck is Larry James? Who the fuck is Cedar wax wing? Who the fuck is what's his name? The asshole sending threatening email? Never mind, just tell him to kiss my ass and quit bothering me.
Take care, Peanut Gallery & Lurkers; over & out!
Good hunting. El Bee
edit: PS what's the best way to do ribs? Start by boiling in a big pot of water and then what? Get a bib and apron!
[ April 05, 2023, 07:55 AM: Message edited by: Leonard ]
Posted by TA17Rem (Member # 794) on April 05, 2023, 08:11 AM:
try a slow cooker Leonard or de-bone and cook up in a wok.
Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on April 05, 2023, 10:14 AM:
That's how it's done in Knotty Pine country? I have one though, let me ponder.
Good hunting. El Bee
Here's the thing. I have a new girlfriend and I think she's used to being the Boss. That shit won't work around this Neanderthal but I have not broke the news to this shegenius with all the diplomas and awards on the wall. Right now, she's lucky that I don't make her walk ten feet behind me. And, she thinks she can cook, which ain't funny, ko ko!
edit: she has tried Chile twice so far and I am not impressed. And, I could barely tolerate the enchiladas and she froze two more pans that I am trying to figure a way to slip them to Tillie when she's not here!
edit: and another thing. I think she's bringing over ribs and done even half way right, I could pig out on them. But, how many dishes can she fuck up before I kick her ass out of the kitchen? I did it once, to my son's wife, over pancakes, when I caught her with a spatula pounding down the friggin' bubbles! Her pan cakes were moist and spongy and inedible, and How can that be? Anyway, I thought females were born with a talent for cooking? I think I'm in big trouble!
[ April 05, 2023, 10:30 AM: Message edited by: Leonard ]
Posted by TA17Rem (Member # 794) on April 05, 2023, 11:11 AM:
LOL. My sister and few other ladies say men are the better cooks that's why they have so many cooking shows. I think most men pay better attention to detail where women don't. When wife died, I got all kinds of food from local ladies and family and couldn't eat any of it, but my son enjoyed them. Go figure.
As far as women go it has to be a 50/50 split on decisions. No bosses. LOL Also perhaps try and be honest with the women about her cooking and maybe try and make something together so you can find out what each like and don't like. Maybe she forgot an ingredient that helps make whatever taste better to suite you or both. My wife sometimes cheated on some of the cooking and didn't add a important ingredient so I asked her about what she did or didn't add then truth came out and asked her not to do that again.
I been doing a lot of Wok cooking as found out its easy and taste good and good for you and my sister said I should try a slow cooker so that's what I got going today, a nice roast and some veggies. Getting the hang of this but I hate cooking, period.
Posted by Kokopelli (Member # 633) on April 05, 2023, 01:42 PM:
I love cooking but for some reason it makes my pants shrink.
Slow cookers are great. Keep the temp low and cook it slow. I try different things for the moisture. Anything from mushroom soup to apple juice to wine.
My 'elk burgers' were popular until someone realized that I don't hunt elk but do hunt jackrabbits. Soak the meat in salt water overnight and run it thru a grinder with an equal amount of Italian Sausage.
Posted by Dan (Member # 4563) on April 05, 2023, 06:27 PM:
Gotta love this place. It can go from porn to food to female problems in 3 posts. LOL
Posted by TA17Rem (Member # 794) on April 06, 2023, 02:40 AM:
And all of it done under one forum.
Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on April 06, 2023, 07:35 AM:
Well yeah. This one is a bit different. I've been made aware of her 147 IQ and her diplomas and awards and her art and what not? But what's a tad different is that she seems to prefer my place over hers and although all I've seen is pictures, it's a decent place right on the golf course, but I have not been there as yet and she has a rental with 6 months left on the lease and she might be thinking of moving back in because it's on 10 acres, etc etc. She comes on Wednesday and leaves on Sunday, brings food and this time it was already prepared, there is an undercurrent where she is not quite sure that I'm properly enthusiastic about her cooking, which I'm not. Besides that, she's jealous of Tillie, (banished from the bedroom). Sometimes women are more trouble than they are worth....
Whoa! Is that awesome, or what? The actual problem in this country is the failure of the education system! I'm just talking with Susie, who is very involved with higher education and she couldn't even write on a chalk board without half the students raising their hands; they can't understand "cursive" what the fuck? That's not important. But, imagine signing a check with a signature in Capital block letters! Huh?
Lot's of stuff has been pushed in the background, that way we can concentrate on whether you want to be a boy or a girl? Gender affirming? WTF? Why is it suddenly even a question, pick your sex?
Whatever, I don't give a fuck but the rest of you, goddamnit, stay on topic!
Good hunting. El Bee
Posted by TA17Rem (Member # 794) on April 06, 2023, 08:12 AM:
Too bad about Tilly. I remember waking up on Sat. morning and the wife brings all the puppies into the bedroom and puts them on the bed to wake me up.
Posted by Az-Hunter (Member # 17) on April 06, 2023, 09:36 AM:
Here's the deal; Tilly had the run of the place and your heart long before Miss Crappy Cook came into the picture. I predict Tilly will still be there long after you kick the cook to the curb.
Truth of the matter is.....christ all mighty, at 80 something, why is pussy even important? You've rang the bell Brudda, love your dog, play with your firearms and do what the fuck you want, without the drag of a pussy.
Posted by Kokopelli (Member # 633) on April 06, 2023, 11:22 AM:
Ok ............ Here's the simple solution to the situation;
Lock the dog and Miss Crappy Cook in the garage for a couple of hours.
Then;
Open the door and see which one is glad to see you and which one 'starts in'.
Keep the one that's glad to see you.
![[Confused]](confused.gif)
........ If she's so smart ... Why can't she cook ????
Posted by TA17Rem (Member # 794) on April 06, 2023, 12:12 PM:
She probably can cook just not to suite Leonards taste buds. I come from big family with women having different ethnic back grounds and they all cook the same meal just little different. Take something as simple as chili, I like it mild and the juice a little on the thick side for dipping bread. Some of the girls use ground hamburger and some stew beef or ground hamburger with a high fat content. Some also use too big of tomato's or too many. Leonard needs to figure out what he don't like and be honest with the lady and tell her. As for Tilly yes, she can stay out of the bedroom when you got company. I'm just sitting on the fence here.
Edit to add. When it comes to a women and a dog sometimes just having the dog don't cut it, better to have both around.
[ April 06, 2023, 12:16 PM: Message edited by: TA17Rem ]
Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on April 06, 2023, 01:26 PM:
Okay, okay, we have a situation, Huston. I don't know where to go, who to believe, sensory overload, dive! Dive! Hard-a-Port!
I may just post a poll? Who's for Tillie and who's for Carolyn Sue. So far it looks like Susie is in trouble, but we will wait until everybody checks in.
Look, she already has a short fuse. I'm going to tell her that I think her cooking sucks? She did manage to make me a breakfast burrito with bacon and egg and potato which was passible. And, she doesn't know how to properly fold a goddamned tortilla! Not many women do, but still. She's borderline strike 2!
I CAN tell you this much. Tillie does get more compliments, but it's not particularly kosher to compliment a man's female companion, I mean human.
Last weekend, Tillie dragged me all over the Upland Farmer's Market for 3 hours. Susie was complaining later that she wanted me to go inside some of the stores on Main Street, but I was afraid to go with my FAKE SERVICE DOG. Susie didn't like it she wanted me to browse the novelty stores that sell various junk. So, I was looking for the metal benches for a breather, and this was with Tillie wearing the Gentle Leader, and it didn't help!
That was the second week, but skipped one Saturday in the middle. So, if we go again, and I'm NOT bringing it up, it will be just me and her, no dog! After last week, Sue suggested we go straight to the Dog Park....and we did. Tillie romped around, sniffed a few butts and had a good time while we watched from a picnic bench in the shade. Tillie is an Alpha, she don't take any shit. The problem is, nobody notices some Lab trying to mount Tillie, they only notice when she puts them in their place and then they think she's the problem; go figure?
Anyway, stay tuned. She was monitoring my call when I reordered the Sildenafil. (not Tillie, she's outside)
Good hunting. El Bee
edit: Victor, don't think I missed that crack. Yeah, I still enjoy Tillie and playing with my guns once in a while, but I have not given up on pussy, ok? You also, heaven forbid, will miss it when it's gone. I can tell you this, it's a surprise who goes, and when they go. You can't predict when it's your time.
edit: I'm a dead man if she finds this site!
[ April 06, 2023, 04:06 PM: Message edited by: Leonard ]
Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on April 06, 2023, 05:55 PM:
AS far as (you know who) She told me that she's some kind of gourmet cook and cooks Italian, Japanese, and Thai, maybe something else but I had already tuned it out?
So, I'm thinking, that might be the problem? My tastes aren't sophisticated enough to appreciate gourmet cooking? Maybe I'm not able to appreciate GOURMET CHILE? Just a thought....
Good hunting. El Bee
PS she's in there right now making ribs; we shall see?
Posted by Kokopelli (Member # 633) on April 06, 2023, 06:15 PM:
Go back to my last post on page two and call me in the morning.
Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on April 07, 2023, 09:22 AM:
Atten: ko komo
Yeah, I did that, but (your) suggestion will take some planning. I'm probably laying it on a little thick. Obviously, the woman can boil water. The problem seems to be when delusions of grander (that "looks" misspelled?) when someone thinks they are more talented than demonstrated; and, allowing for individual taste. I've always been surprised and suspicious, (is that my son?) because he is a big fan of Biscuits 'n Gravy. I don't get it? That's just "for instance", maybe doesn't make too much sense? I am a big fan of my mother's cooking. The fact that she was widely considered to be a COOK, par EXCELLENCE wasn't fair to my dearly departed wife. But she was willing to learn and did quite well. Some people are really into cooking. I'm a busy cook, always stirring, sampling and spend way too much time hovering over the stove. I envy those that can fix it up and let it take care of itself. It's hard to go wrong with a little wine, stuff like that. Otherwise, it's exhausting.
PS ribs were just ok.
Good hunting. El Bee
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