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Posted by Kokopelli (Member # 633) on December 22, 2014, 04:50 PM:
 
My buddy with the funny Indian / Pakistani accent called again. Must be a half dozen times now they've called with the "Windows Central is receiving messages from your computer / press the icon key & the letter R"
Total phishing scam. I jerk these assholes around every time they call seeing how long I can keep them on the line. The conversation generally degrades to the point of him claiming he will have sex with my wife & sister and me pointing out that Sis tells me that he can't perform unless there's a young boy in the room. At which point he usually goes ballistic.
And they keep calling back every few months. [Razz]
 
Posted by Dave Allen (Member # 3102) on December 22, 2014, 04:55 PM:
 
Can you block those phone #'s Koko ?

I don't have a cell, I don't answer calls anymore on the landline if I don't know who it is.
 
Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on December 22, 2014, 05:55 PM:
 
I have had that call several times. They say they have detected something wrong with my computer and I need to press the "windows" key. That's when the fun begins because I tell him I can't locate the "windows" key. Even when he tells me exactly where it is, and is all excited because now he knows he has a real senior citizen blockhead on the line. This is why he so patiently tries to guide me to the location of the keys that will prove I need his help, at once.

They are so friggin' stupid that it never occurs to them that a MacbookPro doesn't have a "windows" key. Man! Do they get pissed off when they realize I have been jerking their chain instead of the other way around.

I thought we already talked about this before?

Good hunting. El Bee
 
Posted by Paul Melching (Member # 885) on December 22, 2014, 06:06 PM:
 
I screwed with one so badly, he called me back just to say fuck you. trust me I couldn't make this shit up.
 
Posted by Rifleshooter (Member # 3983) on December 22, 2014, 06:16 PM:
 
I wish I knew how to piss people off.
 
Posted by Moe (Member # 4494) on December 22, 2014, 07:52 PM:
 
I tell them I don't have a computer. They just hang up.

Here' a good one, tho. Ask them how they got your phone number.
 
Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on December 22, 2014, 08:19 PM:
 
I ask them that all the time. They lie. They even tell me I signed up for something, or some quote on the Internet.

Good hunting. El Bee
 
Posted by Kokopelli (Member # 633) on December 22, 2014, 10:46 PM:
 
Yeah, we've discussed this before, but if I can give just one person a heads up about these clowns, my day is complete.

The number that comes up on caller ID is not valid when I try to call them back to tell them that the sister I don't have has a social disease and they should see a Dr. right away.

[Razz]
 




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