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Author Topic: Soapbox lecture; Kokopelli SENIOR DISCOUNT & Dispenser of Sage Advice Member # 633 posted February 22, 2024 01:40 PM                      Ok .............. Neighbor 5 years younger than my ownself went to work last week. Felt light headed near lunch time. Went to his truck, tipped over and nobody found him for over an hour. Bleeding head wound, neck trauma & loss of feeling in his legs. Helicopter ride to Phoenix & a week in ICU after surgery on his neck. 50 / 50 chance he'll be in a wheel-chair the rest of his life. This is a guy who was kind of a Viking / Biker type that prospects for gold in his spare time. Makes for a wake-up call; Life is a limited time offer ........ DON'T WASTE IT !!!! End of rant. -------------------- And lo, the Light of the Trump shown upon the Darkness and the Darkness could not comprehend it. Posts: 7576 | From: Under a wandering star | Registered: Apr 2005  |  IP: Logged Leonard HMFIC Member # 2 posted February 23, 2024 10:02 AM                       See, that is what happened to my cousin's ex husband. He collapsed at the Mormon Lake Cabin on his front porch. Who knows until a neighbor saw him laying there? Same thing, they helicoptered him into Phoenix where he never recovered conscienceness. Er go, the problems with living out in the boonies. Maybe that's not a problem? But what if it was an easily fixable problem? Oh well, at least you have a Walmart in town. Who needs a trauma center. Good hunting. El Bee -------------------- EL BEE Knows It All and Done It All. Don't piss me off! Posts: 31449 | From: Upland, CA | Registered: Jan 2003  |  IP: Logged Kokopelli SENIOR DISCOUNT & Dispenser of Sage Advice Member # 633 posted February 23, 2024 10:23 AM                      Yeah, apparently our WallyWorld was the happiest place on earth for at least a couple of people this week. A couple of nights ago a used condom was found in the handicap stall in the women's restroom. Now, THAT takes nerve !!!! -------------------- And lo, the Light of the Trump shown upon the Darkness and the Darkness could not comprehend it. Posts: 7576 | From: Under a wandering star | Registered: Apr 2005  |  IP: Logged Leonard HMFIC Member # 2 posted February 23, 2024 12:26 PM                       You (suspiciously) seem to know a lot about this incident? -------------------- EL BEE Knows It All and Done It All. Don't piss me off! Posts: 31449 | From: Upland, CA | Registered: Jan 2003  |  IP: Logged Kokopelli SENIOR DISCOUNT & Dispenser of Sage Advice Member # 633 posted February 23, 2024 01:24 PM                      Hell, the whole store heard about it. Probably something on somebody's bucket list. Not mine, though. Mine involves Catherine Zeta Jones, a bottle of baby oil and a Mister Twister game. I can dream, anyway. -------------------- And lo, the Light of the Trump shown upon the Darkness and the Darkness could not comprehend it. Posts: 7576 | From: Under a wandering star | Registered: Apr 2005  |  IP: Logged Kokopelli SENIOR DISCOUNT & Dispenser of Sage Advice Member # 633 posted February 23, 2024 01:28 PM                      In other news, my neighbor is getting some feeling back in his toes. That's the good news. The bad news is that he's looking at a minimum of three months of intense rehab. -------------------- And lo, the Light of the Trump shown upon the Darkness and the Darkness could not comprehend it. Posts: 7576 | From: Under a wandering star | Registered: Apr 2005  |  IP: Logged Leonard HMFIC Member # 2 posted February 24, 2024 07:24 AM                       Feeling in my toes is sorta important, I guess? I know what the Peanut Gallery is thinking. Next to the Mile High Club, getting it on in the Handicapped stall at Walmart is almost as prestigious and in the case of Safford, probably even a little bit more prestigious. Along the same line, most current airplane restrooms, there's hardly room enough to turn around. Maybe if you put one foot in the commode? I've never been that "in need" personally. But tell me, when you opened to door, did you feel like everybody was looking at you? And did you remember to wash your hands? And did you remember to send off for your certificate of authenticity? How much was it to get registered? It'll look real impressive next to your MENSA CERTIFICATE! Good hunting. El Bee -------------------- EL BEE Knows It All and Done It All. Don't piss me off! Posts: 31449 | From: Upland, CA | Registered: Jan 2003  |  IP: Logged Kokopelli SENIOR DISCOUNT & Dispenser of Sage Advice Member # 633 posted February 24, 2024 02:40 PM                      Nope, nope and I missed MENSA by four points. -------------------- And lo, the Light of the Trump shown upon the Darkness and the Darkness could not comprehend it. Posts: 7576 | From: Under a wandering star | Registered: Apr 2005  |  IP: Logged Leonard HMFIC Member # 2 posted February 25, 2024 08:56 AM                       If it were me, I'd have that documented and framed! -------------------- EL BEE Knows It All and Done It All. Don't piss me off! Posts: 31449 | From: Upland, CA | Registered: Jan 2003  |  IP: Logged Kokopelli SENIOR DISCOUNT & Dispenser of Sage Advice Member # 633 posted February 25, 2024 09:11 AM                      It's like Groucho once said "Why would I want to join a group that would have me for a member ???" -------------------- And lo, the Light of the Trump shown upon the Darkness and the Darkness could not comprehend it. Posts: 7576 | From: Under a wandering star | Registered: Apr 2005  |  IP: Logged Leonard HMFIC Member # 2 posted February 26, 2024 09:16 AM                       Does that include the Democrat Party? Are you now, or have you ever been a member of the Democrat Party? Or, have you ever voted for a Democrat, even if plastered? Even if it was because of One To Many Henry Weinhardt's? Is that spelled right? Close enough? Good hunting. El Bee PS and how is Cindy, or is it Cindi? -------------------- EL BEE Knows It All and Done It All. Don't piss me off! Posts: 31449 | From: Upland, CA | Registered: Jan 2003  |  IP: Logged Kokopelli SENIOR DISCOUNT & Dispenser of Sage Advice Member # 633 posted February 26, 2024 11:58 AM                      Right out of high school & dumber than dirt. Booth at the mall ...... "Are you a registered voter ??" Uh, no...... "Not to worry, we'll sign you right up" And lo & behold I could vote against Mayor Bradly in the primary AND the general election. Stayed that way until Reagan tried to get 8 hours of community service a week out of able bodied long term welfare recipient's and the American Civil Liberties Union sued him over it. Been Republican ever since, although I did kinda like Ross Pero for a while. Cindy's doing well but a bit cranky with this damp weather / arthritis. -------------------- And lo, the Light of the Trump shown upon the Darkness and the Darkness could not comprehend it. Posts: 7576 | From: Under a wandering star | Registered: Apr 2005  |  IP: Logged Leonard HMFIC Member # 2 posted February 26, 2024 07:35 PM                       That's just one reason for her crankiness, she also puts up with your bullshit. Don't bother denying, all men try a woman's patience! Good hunting. El Bee -------------------- EL BEE Knows It All and Done It All. Don't piss me off! Posts: 31449 | From: Upland, CA | Registered: Jan 2003  |  IP: Logged Kokopelli SENIOR DISCOUNT & Dispenser of Sage Advice Member # 633 posted February 27, 2024 06:02 AM                      Bullshit ?? ........... Moi ?? ........... Au Contraire. Stern & serious day in & day out. Must be somebody else you're thinking of. -------------------- And lo, the Light of the Trump shown upon the Darkness and the Darkness could not comprehend it. Posts: 7576 | From: Under a wandering star | Registered: Apr 2005  |  IP: Logged Leonard HMFIC Member # 2 posted February 27, 2024 08:58 AM                       Yeah right! ko ko: HELLO WALLS! -------------------- EL BEE Knows It All and Done It All. Don't piss me off! Posts: 31449 | From: Upland, CA | Registered: Jan 2003  |  IP: Logged

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