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Possumal
HONORARY CALLS FORUM MODERATOR edit: AND TOKEN LIBERAL
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posted September 15, 2012 09:17 PM
Check this one out fellers and gals:
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it!)
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!)
A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(O.M.G.!!!)
A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death.(Creepy)
(I'm still not over the pig.)
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Don't try this at home; maybe at work.)
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body.
The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
(Honey, I'm home. What the...?)
The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes. Lucky pig! Can you imagine?)
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still can't believe that pig ...quality over quantity.)
Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmm.......)
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(Okay, so that would be a good thing.)
A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder how much the government paid to figure that out.)
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain..
(I know some people like that.)
Starfish have no brains.
(I know some people like that, too.)
Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig? Do the dolphins know about the pig)
(God love that pig!)
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Leonard
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posted September 16, 2012 10:15 AM
Humans are having sex for pleasure?
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Bryan J
Cap and Trade Weenie
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posted September 16, 2012 01:01 PM
I'm sure that is the female pig.
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TA17Rem
Hello, I'm the legendary Tim Anderson, Field Marshall, Southern Minneesota Sector
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posted September 16, 2012 02:18 PM
Yep your correct Bryan.. most males don't last longer than 15 min.
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What if I told you, the left wing and right wing both belong to same bird!
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Cdog911
"There are some ideas so absurd only an intellectual could believe them."--George Orwell.
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posted September 16, 2012 06:45 PM
At risk of using the obvious,... you should know, Tim.. ![[Wink]](wink.gif)
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TA17Rem
Hello, I'm the legendary Tim Anderson, Field Marshall, Southern Minneesota Sector
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posted September 16, 2012 07:54 PM
If you look closely at my post you will notice I left your name out Lance... Anyway I believe we were talking about pigs, you know the fat little guys without much hair.... ![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif)
[ September 16, 2012, 07:55 PM: Message edited by: TA17Rem ]
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What if I told you, the left wing and right wing both belong to same bird!
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