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Topic: best quotes on the net, let's hear them
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TRnCO
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posted December 27, 2010 04:27 PM
OK, so it never seems to end, the shit that people actually post on the net involving predator calling. I recently came across two quotes that leave me shaking my head. Woth a couple of laughs.
#1 And I quote as found: "Try scattering some rotten eggs around thier scat. Rotten eggs creates a smell that sexually stimulates them and should help to get them to come into the area a little more frequently". ![[Roll Eyes]](rolleyes.gif)
In this quote, them = coyotes.
#2) "Maybe the bullet did not have time to get up to full speed." ![[Eek!]](eek.gif)
This quote comes from a conversation where a guy shot a coyote with a .223 55 psp at about 130 yards and didn't get a pass through, and soomeone replied the above quote. REALLY!!
Post'em up, I'm sure there's been a few other funny nuggets that others have read on the all knowing net.
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the bearhunter
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posted December 27, 2010 04:37 PM
'ACTUALLY, I WOULD GIVE BOTH NUTS TO BE ON SOMEONES PRO-STAFF". ![[Razz]](tongue.gif) ![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif)
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Leonard
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posted December 27, 2010 10:20 PM
Wail sheet, why dint you say so? I can fix that!
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TA17Rem
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posted December 27, 2010 10:37 PM
Ha ha ha ha ha. ![[Smile]](smile.gif)
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Leonard
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posted December 28, 2010 07:44 AM
How about: "The 17 Remington is capable of putting them down with authority, at 500 yards"
I just made it up, but I've read it plenty.
Good hunting. LB
edit: However, for an endless source of really good outrageous stuff, there's only one place you need to look.
PMS, of course!
[ December 28, 2010, 07:48 AM: Message edited by: Leonard ]
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JoeF
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posted December 28, 2010 08:37 AM
V.H. 2010 Mr. coyote
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JoeF
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posted December 28, 2010 08:38 AM
The one that sends me in to an absolute tailspin is :
"The bullet was traveling too fast to have time to expand and just penciled through."
That one is very common on the deer hunting pages.
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JoeF
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posted December 28, 2010 08:40 AM
Quote:
#1 And I quote as found: "Try scattering some rotten eggs around thier scat. Rotten eggs creates a smell that sexually stimulates them and should help to get them to come into the area a little more frequently". [Roll Eyes]
Does that work for human females?
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Briguy
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posted December 28, 2010 03:03 PM
Dude: "Yea, I don't like the XXXXXX rifles. I had one and only managed to get one 1/2" group out of mine. The others were all 1.25". The 1/2" was just a lucky grouping."
Me: "So, you're telling me that on the 1/2" group you shot, you just happened to flinch it just right?"
Dude: "Yep"
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Leonard
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posted December 28, 2010 03:31 PM
But. That's how matches are won. Sorta
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DAA
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posted December 29, 2010 06:03 AM
Yup. Happens all the time. Flyers can go INTO the group just as well as they can go out. That's how "the one great group" happens. And from that day forward, the guy thinks that if only he could "just do HIS part" the rifle would shoot groups like that all the time.
I guess "When I do my part" is just a bit too tired for this thread, huh?
- DAA
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Aznative
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posted December 29, 2010 07:05 AM
I guess I'm a little burned out because I seldom go to other sites. You just don't hear stupid blather over here. Speaking of this, I think I'll log into PM to check my mail. I do that once every two or three of months.
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posted December 29, 2010 08:25 AM
Pick up my mail while you're there!
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Leonard
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posted December 29, 2010 08:33 AM
If you don't think we get stupid shit here, you aren't looking hard enough, AZ. I chalk it up to advanced age and extreme cold resulting in our first case of cabin fever.
Good hunting. LB
PS Dave, I think "if I do my part" is perfect.
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knockemdown
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posted December 29, 2010 08:51 AM
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"Best advice I could give you is to not listen to anyone here, myself included"
Instant gem...
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Lonny
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posted December 29, 2010 03:08 PM
I don't remember who said it but one of the best internet quotes I remember was directed towards one of the internet experts and went something like this; "If I had your experience, I would be asking the questions rather than answering them."
One the silliest things I've read was by some goofball at PMS(not surprising). He recommended taking some live chickens out to the woods at night along with several buddies armed with shotguns. Get the chickens cackling and when you hear the coyotes running in turn on the light and start blazing away.
[ December 29, 2010, 03:09 PM: Message edited by: Lonny ]
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DEL GUE
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posted January 01, 2011 05:31 AM
The best thing I read was some guy whose tag line was, "I want to be the man my dog thinks I am." At first I thought it was funny and cute, but the more I thought about it, the more I realized how true it was.
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GC
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posted January 01, 2011 02:37 PM
quote:
I don't remember who said it but one of the best internet quotes I remember was directed towards one of the internet experts and went something like this; "If I had your experience, I would be asking the questions rather than answering them."
Damn, that's a good one!
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