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Leonard
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posted March 09, 2005 12:37 PM
My wife is talking to the Dr. Phil Show right now. She applied for tickets a week ago and they are just now calling back. Looks like we will be in the audience on March 30, maybe they will give away something?
You eastern guys probably figure that it's common, out here, and maybe it is, I wouldn't know? This will be my first time; although she went to a TV show taping once, years ago.
Nancy watches Dr. Phil almost every day. Sometimes, (but infrequently) she makes me watch it with her. If they pan the audience, I'll pull on my earlobe, like Carol Burnett, okay?
Good hunting. LB
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Cal Taylor
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posted March 09, 2005 01:07 PM
Don't laugh........DON'T LAUGH!!!!!!
Sorry, I can't quit laughing!
You couldn't melt me and pour me into the Dr. Phil audience. I won't watch him or the fat lady that got him started. But thats just me out here in the sticks. Maybe you citified folks have a different opinion of people like that. Have fun LB!
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Rich Higgins
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posted March 09, 2005 01:36 PM
BBWWAAAAHHAAAAA!!!
Sorry Nancy.
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Baldknobber
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posted March 09, 2005 02:58 PM
Leonard, maybe if you wear enough camo,....just kidding!! Better you than me. I'm kind of like Cal.....just leave me out here in the sticks.
Best of luck.
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Bomba
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posted March 09, 2005 03:40 PM
We have Witch Dr. Phil here in Bomba country.
Wife make Bomba go see once and we stand in large amphihut.
Him ask Bomba why leave wife for long period of time to go hunt.
Him say that many happiness come if spend much time together, so Bomba take wife on hunt.
Run into great silver ape. Last time Bomba see her as she carry ape away over her shoulder.
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Leonard
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posted March 09, 2005 03:45 PM
![[Roll Eyes]](rolleyes.gif) About the "sympathy" I figured that I would get from this crowd.
Did I fail to mention that my daughter gave me as gifts, this past Christmas, a DR Phil coffee mug and a DR Phil ball cap?
I've actually used the mug, but I'm saving the cap to give to Cal at our next campout.
This was not my idea, friends; please don't give me any "CA" scorn. I'm more or less a macho country boy, at heart.
Good hunting. LB
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Tim Behle
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posted March 09, 2005 05:11 PM
Gee Thanks Lenbo,
The wife read this thread today. I walked in to hear "Leonard's taking his wife to see Dr. Phil, why can't we do something like that" ![[Eek!]](eek.gif)
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Leonard
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posted March 09, 2005 06:27 PM
Thank you, Miss Joyce.
I'll take the credit, but it's the other way around, she's taking me. I can think of a thousand other things I'd rather do, but ya gotta suck up once in a while.
Hear that, Tim? Hear that, Cal? If you fellas make it to 43 years, you can explain what I'm doing wrong. ![[Smile]](smile.gif)
Good hunting. LB
Look Ma, no diamonds! It's a nice hat, Cal. You can wear it to town, Saturday nights.....and quit laughing!
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Steve C
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posted March 09, 2005 07:39 PM
If I was coerced into seeing Dr. Phil, I would use that opportunity to gain some serious brownie/hunting points.
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Cal Taylor
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posted March 09, 2005 07:54 PM
You're right Leonard,
I have only been married for 12 years, but I am still wearing the pants in the house!
(sorry, I couldn't resist)
Actually my wife has about the same feelings for network TV and the people on it as I do, so I'm in no danger of ever having to be in a Dr. Phil audience. We get no local network stations because of where we live, and I never have put them on the satellite dish, and I have never missed them a bit. I haven't seen a network station for several years. No NBC,CBS,ABC etc.
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Leonard
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posted March 09, 2005 11:39 PM
Guys, it takes a REAL man to accompany the wife to a taping of Dr. Phil. ![[Wink]](wink.gif) We are going on my birthday!!!
Joyce there are still some seats left so be sure to call first thing in the morning. We have three empty bedrooms you can stay in to keep your cost down. ![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif)
Nancy or Mrs. LB
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Jrbhunter
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posted March 10, 2005 06:27 AM
At times like these we should rally around our man Leonard, he needs our support.
I was thinking, wouldn't it be such a waste for him to go out there and just sit in the crowd? I say we all contact Dr. Phil and tell them he needs to talk with Leonard on camera. Maybe they could even use the opportunity to go over any problems his wife has with their relationship?! Bahahahaha
Here's the link - Contact Dr. Phil - so give him a shout and tell him to be on the look out for Leonard.
Sorry Leonard, couldn't resist. Bahahahahahaha
[ March 10, 2005, 06:28 AM: Message edited by: Jrbhunter ]
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Jay Nistetter
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posted March 10, 2005 06:31 AM
What do you think Dr. Phil would say if he found out Leonard had a coyote hunting addiction?
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Cal Taylor
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posted March 10, 2005 07:29 AM
Leonard made his own nest, so I don't feel bad for him having to go, but now poor Tim is going to get roped into going and he was just an innocent bystander. I'm really sorry Tim. Life just isn't fair sometimes. I hope you can figure a way out.
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Leonard
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posted March 10, 2005 08:31 AM
Miss Joyce, it's about time you put Tim on a short leash. Just because he is making fun of me as a sensitive, caring husband, you need to show him who's really the boss. And, don't forget, he stuck you out in the middle of the desert so he could hunt coyotes; about time he catered to you for once!
Tim, you don't want to wind up with a bunch of X's that live in Texas; look at Higgins?
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BBWWAAAAHHAAAAA!!!
Sorry Nancy.
Yeah, way to go, Rich.
Tim, show your tender side. Before it's too late!
Good hunting. LB
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posted March 10, 2005 08:48 AM
Leonard won't go down alone. ![[Razz]](tongue.gif)
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Tim Behle
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posted March 10, 2005 09:37 AM
It's not that I'd mind taking my wife someplace that makes her happy. But with gas over $2.30 a gallon, I just don't think we could afford the trip right now. ![[Frown]](frown.gif)
Of course if Jay and Rich wanted to take their wives, we could split the costs and every one would have a great time.
Jay, Rich? The ball is in your court, what are you going to do?
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Miss Joyce
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posted March 10, 2005 09:57 AM
And Leonard is even nice enough to help out with the cost of the trip by offering us a place to rest.
In the words of the wise Ron White, "Diamonds... that'll shut her up". Tim, I like the big ones.
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Jay Nistetter
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posted March 10, 2005 10:39 AM
Joyce... You were referring to diamonds weren't you?
I already did the Dr. Phil thing awhile back. Actually I paid the wife's girlfriend to go with her and I stayed home to watch Billie Graham on TV.
Truthfully, I don't mind Dr. Phil. It's his attitude and personality that bothers me.
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posted March 10, 2005 11:13 AM
The only question I have about Dr. Phil is, if he's so damned perfect, why doesn't he hunt coyotes? Huh? Kinda like thos girls in high school that were "very nice". That's all well and good, but to be well rounded and close to perfect, a guy has to hunt. No way around that.
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Leonard
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posted March 10, 2005 11:27 AM
Rich, Jay! We have two more bedrooms available for you, the orange room and the dead room.
Joyce, I got my big diamond a year ago.
Nancy
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Rich Higgins
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posted March 10, 2005 11:31 AM
Actually, when I lived in LA, I went to several tapings of TV shows. They were always interesting and entertaining, especially the audience warm-ups. You two will have a good time. I would like to go if we were a little closer.
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Jay Nistetter
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posted March 10, 2005 11:52 AM
March 30 is a Wednesday. No way for a middle of the week. I'll just be getting back from the Land-o-Texas. Bummer.
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Leonard
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posted March 10, 2005 11:54 AM
No, we have three extra bedrooms. Vic and Tim and wives can use one each, and JH can have a twin bed, and the privacy he needs. (no dogs allowed)
If you guys can swing the tickets, I can put you up, but I can't help with gas. Chip in, or ride the Grayhound.
Jay is welcome, too. Group hug.
Cal? Can't see that happening in this lifetime. Cal Worthington, maybe?
PS it's called a den/spare bedroom/trophy room; not the dead room.
Good hunting. LB
edit: Tim, Miss Joyce (via email) said that you won't allow her to respond on the board?
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Cal Taylor
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posted March 10, 2005 12:51 PM
I appreciate the offer? I actually thought you liked the guys on your board, but by trying to get them to go see Dr. Phil, I'm not sure.
I was thinking that I could get you a t-shirt from the coyote gawds, and you could wear it on the Dr.Phil show, since you are trying so hard to get me a Dr. Phil cap.
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