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Topic: XM Radio
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Tim Behle
Administrator MacNeal Sector
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posted January 13, 2005 05:11 PM
It's going to be one of those long nights tonight, I can feel it coming.
Any of you have an XM Radio? Ever listen to Hank's Place? ( Ch13 )
It's one of those old time country stations that just gets in your head and makes you want to drink good whiskey and two step all night long.
The wife left a while ago to pick up the kids from sports. On had practice, one had a meet. She was going to have to wait a while for the second kid. She should be gone for at least an hour and a half. Maybe two hours.
As she was leaving, I was lighting the grill.
Then I came in and turned on the XM radio. Next thing I know, Patsy Cline is singing, me and the dog are doing a nice waltz in the dining room, and I look up to see headlights coming down the road.
Cripes, I never did get around to making any hamburger patties, and the charcoal has all burned out on the grill, and that half a bottle of Jack Daniel's on the counter was still sealed when she left.
You reckon she might be a little unhappy? I mean, it's not like I forgot to call home on my Anniversary or anything. How bad can a little thing like dinner be?
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Personally, I carry a gun because I'm too young to die and too old to take
an ass kickin'.
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varmit hunter
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posted January 13, 2005 05:22 PM
Tim, That's why hey invented Pizza delivery.
Ronnie
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Make them pay for the wind.
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Tim Behle
Administrator MacNeal Sector
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posted January 14, 2005 05:39 AM
Dear Ronnie,
I don't like Pizza.
Any Questions?
Joyce
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Personally, I carry a gun because I'm too young to die and too old to take
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Jay Nistetter
Legalize Weed, Free the Dixie Chicks
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posted January 14, 2005 05:52 AM
Joyce, you have a mean streak in you.
I hafta' say that this is soooo funny.
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Understanding the coyote is not as important as knowing where they are.
I usually let the fur prime up before I leave 'em lay.
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Rich Higgins
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posted January 14, 2005 06:13 AM
Joyce, I saw a lot of that at the HM hunt. Too bad you can't share the sound effects that go with it. lol
"I mean, it's not like I forgot to call home on my Anniversary or anything."
You have a mean streak, Tim. Wasted here though, isn't he on his way to Hawaii?
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Duncan Menads
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posted January 14, 2005 07:32 AM
Wow.
Sure seems like the makin's to a great country song!
She came home to me dancin' with the dog
Raw meat from the burgers I was too drunk to make
OH, how long had the fire done and been died??
Patsy Cline, the dancin' mutt,,,, and me half-baked.
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varmit hunter
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posted January 14, 2005 08:13 AM
Sorry Tim. Needles to say, Don't take anymore advice from me. I usually wind up in the same place you did.
Ronnie
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Bomba
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posted January 14, 2005 11:39 AM
Bomba very confused.
Why Mr. Tim Dances With Dogs.
Bomba drink much HooyHooy juice and only dog Bomba dance with was Lubumba.
That Bomba wife. She no cook meat. Just eat raw so Bomba not need fire.
Also Bomba not know why Mr. Tim have house of ice in Arizona Land.
Bomba always think it hot like Afrika.
We no celebrate marriage ceremony each year. Once enough.
After that one day things very different. If Africa had Aspin Tree, Bomba make Lubumba eat whole forest.
Bomba think American strange people.
Once Again Bomba talk to Chief.
Chief say:
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Many times man perform dog dance with someone he care for, but to dance with real dog tell Chief that this man have much problem and need stay away from children and goats.
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