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Topic: Brother Rich gets the first bid!
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Crow Woman
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posted January 04, 2004 02:31 PM
ah Bruce... I could never do that to your Jay ![[Frown]](frown.gif)
There would be nothing left of him. He would be total mush... not worth a dang anymore. His tongue would be dragging on that desert sand... Why he wouldn't even have the strength left to hold up a gun ever again ![[Wink]](wink.gif)
But on the other hand... I'd have a blast ![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif)
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Sheri L Baity
Lord, Please give me peace, because if you give me strength, I might beat someone to death!
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Norm
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posted January 04, 2004 02:44 PM
hey, we call all chip in to help Crow Woman have a great hunt....
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Carpe Diem
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bucksnort
Miss Chris from AZ
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posted January 04, 2004 02:55 PM
Crow Women, he dang sure isn't worth a damn now.
You go girl!
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Tim Behle
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posted January 04, 2004 04:21 PM
Crow Woman,
Let me just say this. Jay and I hunted together a week or so back, and he hit me with a lot of questions about you. Wanted to know everything I new about you, if we'd ever met, if I had a picture I could send him.....
All I can say is, this is one hunt you'd better not let slip by, no matter how high the bids go!
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Jay Nistetter
Legalize Weed, Free the Dixie Chicks
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posted January 04, 2004 05:50 PM
OK guys. Knock it off.
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Understanding the coyote is not as important as knowing where they are.
I usually let the fur prime up before I leave 'em lay.
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bucksnort
Miss Chris from AZ
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posted January 05, 2004 05:24 AM
Now Jay, we are only having a little fun.
I still think about the time there was about 8 of us trying to get breakfast at Rip's Truck Stop in Willcox, Arizona. They made us sit in the back room, all by ourselves. A cute waitress finally shows up, and immediately goes over to Jay and puts hands on him, and says something like, "How are you doin Sweetie?" Ya know what happened? Jay got his breakfast order, and was half way through it before the rest of could even get a cup of coffee.
I still have a picture of that, but I would have to dig real deep around here.
Take care.
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Jay Nistetter
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posted January 05, 2004 06:18 AM
Yeah, but you guys are embarrassing. I'm the shy, timid type. Remember? It's the Okie in me I suppose.
CW. EVER????
[ January 05, 2004, 06:20 AM: Message edited by: Jay Nistetter ]
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Understanding the coyote is not as important as knowing where they are.
I usually let the fur prime up before I leave 'em lay.
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Crow Woman
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posted January 05, 2004 06:44 AM
Ya see guys... I've put Jay up there on the list of Steven Segal and Sean Connery... you know... the kind of guys you'd like to dip in chocolate and just have your way with them one night before your time is up. ![[Eek!]](eek.gif) A great dream but not a reality
So in the interest of protecting Jay and keeping him in the way you all know him and Love him, I've had the judge draw up a restraining order to not allow me within three states of him. ![[Roll Eyes]](rolleyes.gif) It's for his own safety
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Sheri L Baity
Lord, Please give me peace, because if you give me strength, I might beat someone to death!
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bucksnort
Miss Chris from AZ
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posted January 05, 2004 06:50 AM
Dipped in Chocolate????? WOW! Now I am embarrassed. I am outta here! Where is Rich when you need him?????
Hey Danny, have you ever been DIPPED IN CHOCOLATE and let a women have her way with ya???? I have been tarred and featured a few times, but not dipped in chocolate!
[ January 05, 2004, 06:54 AM: Message edited by: bucksnort ]
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Bomba
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posted January 05, 2004 07:48 AM
Bomba get very excited about Crow Woman so he ask Chief about what means when woman have her way with man. Chief say:
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Woman always have way with man. Nothing new. Could mean she want trash taken out or house painted. Sound like she want to make Snicker out of Rhino man.
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Norm
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posted January 05, 2004 07:57 AM
Dang, we have the makings of a #1 best selling predator hunting video.
Just the other day Jay comment to Mr. Stewart how he would like to see Babes included in the videos.
Here is a chance to video the hunt (Jay said he wanted to do that) and then to video CrowWoman's celebration dance once she has devoured the chocolate. All of this in amongst the greasewoods, mesquites and cacti...
Sounds like an opportunity for Shade Tree Productions. You still have that hiqh quality video equipment don't you Bucksnort!!! Proceeds alone would pay for many expos!!!!
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Carpe Diem
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bucksnort
Miss Chris from AZ
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posted January 05, 2004 08:08 AM
Norm, yep, I still have all the video gear, but I don't want to be a witness to any of this DIPPED IN CHOCLATE stuff - I shall remain the cook!
Bomba,
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.....Could mean she want trash taken out or house painted........
Not while you are DIPPED IN CHOCOLATE!
Take care.
[ January 05, 2004, 08:08 AM: Message edited by: bucksnort ]
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Jay Nistetter
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posted January 05, 2004 09:32 AM
Aren't we getting just a tad off topic here?
Bruce, if you post the truckstop pic, I'll post the one of a grown man sitting in your lap with you grinning from ear to ear.
...hmmm. What kind of chocolate did you have in mind?
And just exactly what did you mean when you said..."he wouldn't even have the strength left to hold up a gun ever again."? It's not a gun, it's a weapon! (I couldn't resist) ![[Razz]](tongue.gif)
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Understanding the coyote is not as important as knowing where they are.
I usually let the fur prime up before I leave 'em lay.
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bucksnort
Miss Chris from AZ
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posted January 05, 2004 10:21 AM
The check is in the mail, Jay! Be sure to let me know if it is not enough!
Where is Rich? I need help or a little diversion.
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"Warriors of El Gato - The Lion"
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Rich Higgins
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posted January 05, 2004 12:55 PM
Bruce, I don't think there is anything I can do.
Mating season lasts from Dec. 15 to about March 15. You may just have to ride it out.(not talking to you Sheri}
You know
of course that Sheri is a farmers daughter. I told her Jay was a traveling salesman.
There is no excuse for Jay. I'm seriously thinking about having him neutered.
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onecoyote
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posted January 05, 2004 02:44 PM
Dipped in Choclate? Never heard of it before Bruce. You got to remember I've only had four wives and none of them were Choclate, so I ain't got a clue. ![[Confused]](confused.gif)
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Tim Behle
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posted January 05, 2004 03:15 PM
Sorry, but I've just got to ask.
Are we talking full body dip, or just parts and pieces?
Bruce, Don't worry, Jay doesn't have ANY pictures of me!
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Leonard
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posted January 05, 2004 03:37 PM
We never needed chaperones on hunts before Nistetter showed up.
Dipped in chocolate? Pass the sprinkles.
Good hunting. LB
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Don't piss me off!
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Crow Woman
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posted January 05, 2004 06:46 PM
Now Jay... if you are saying you are ... errr... UP... to the challenge, the flavor of chocolate would be gentlemans choice
And if you are worried about your... ummm... weapon... don't worry, I'm sure I could find someplace to put that
But if our pathes never meet... I'm sure I can convince Bomba to partake in the activities
Alright Bruce... what is the bid up to now? How bout I just throw you the keys and title to my Grand Prix when I get out there? Of course it has to be before mating season is over with
Sorry Rich... I'm gonna have to "Ride It Out" ![[Cool]](cool.gif)
[ January 05, 2004, 06:47 PM: Message edited by: Crow Woman ]
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Sheri L Baity
Lord, Please give me peace, because if you give me strength, I might beat someone to death!
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bucksnort
Miss Chris from AZ
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posted January 05, 2004 06:52 PM
Crow Women, as I type, I am searching the net for the 6' Cake Recipe! Ohhhhhhh Lorddddddy!
Honey, you can make payments or I can take Visa MasterCard.
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"There are lion chasers, lion catchers, and lying SOB's."
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Cal Taylor
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posted January 05, 2004 06:59 PM
I'm beginning to see where all the talk of tented pants and so forth while hunting coyotes is coming from.
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Norm
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posted January 05, 2004 07:11 PM
It sounds like we will need Rich and Tyler to bring their cameras on this hunt as well. Make sure the action is captured from many perspectives...
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Carpe Diem
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Leonard
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posted January 05, 2004 07:13 PM
Tented pants? Dipped in chocolate? Is this board getting beyond P-13? My ears are red. LB
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Don't piss me off!
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Tim Behle
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posted January 05, 2004 08:05 PM
If we were talking about anyone other than Captain Stud-Puppy himself, I would be thinking you locked the wrong thread!
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Personally, I carry a gun because I'm too young to die and too old to take
an ass kickin'.
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varmit hunter
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posted January 05, 2004 08:45 PM
Jay. I just found out today that C.W. has been selected as a member of the Viagra Field Test Staff. Platinum member by the way.
Uh, Have you had a recent stress test?!.
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