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Topic: Hey Bomba!
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Tim Behle
Administrator MacNeal Sector
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posted January 14, 2004 08:02 AM
Hey Bomba,
75 What?
I saw you made a bid of 75 for that hunt. But you never mentioned what you are bidding 75 of. Are we talking Virgins, Goats, chickens or beers?
I'm willing to consider all sorts of trades, what have you got?
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bucksnort
Miss Chris from AZ
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posted January 14, 2004 08:53 AM
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Are we talking Virgins, Goats, chickens or beers?
I'm willing to consider all sorts of trades, what have you got?
Uh.....Tim, is Miss Joyce aware of your possible considerations on the trading block, or is she dragging out her chopping block?????
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Cdog911
"There are some ideas so absurd only an intellectual could believe them."--George Orwell.
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posted January 14, 2004 12:28 PM
[ February 20, 2004, 02:34 PM: Message edited by: Cdog911 ]
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I am only one. But still, I am one. I cannot do everything, but still, I can do something; and, because I cannot do everything, I will not refuse to do something that I can do.
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bucksnort
Miss Chris from AZ
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posted January 14, 2004 12:48 PM
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... "Uh.....Tim, is Miss Joyce aware of your possible considerations on the trading block, or is she dragging out her chopping block????? "
I have been looking up the great deals on the Lorena Bobbit Knife specials on EBay.
Joyce
Well boys, there you have it, straight from the bosse's mouth. Hey, my prayers have been answered. I see a 14 x 20 Canvas Wall Tent in my back yard.............with Tim living in it. Tim, can I borrow it from time to time??? ![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif)
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Leonard
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posted January 14, 2004 04:24 PM
....I thought they were extinct?
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Norm
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posted January 14, 2004 04:26 PM
Bucksnort...
From the way I read this... Tim may be in a position to lose some personal items, but I don't see how you are going to gain a tent.... Miss Joyce may give you the Bobbit pole, but it is doubtful that it would support much of a tent...
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Carpe Diem
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Locohead
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posted January 14, 2004 06:13 PM
Virgins Extinct? Naaaa, there's gotta be a couple of ugly 13 year olds out there.
![[Roll Eyes]](rolleyes.gif) Geeez, I think "Q" corruptified me!
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I love my critters and chick!!!! :)
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Cdog911
"There are some ideas so absurd only an intellectual could believe them."--George Orwell.
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posted January 14, 2004 06:21 PM
Danny,
I, uh, well, ... I got nothin'. ![[Embarrassed]](redface.gif)
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I am only one. But still, I am one. I cannot do everything, but still, I can do something; and, because I cannot do everything, I will not refuse to do something that I can do.
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Tim Behle
Administrator MacNeal Sector
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posted January 14, 2004 06:54 PM
What do you all think about a fellow who would take a nice, innocent conversation between friends, twist it out of proportion and then email it to your wife, 10 minutes after he knows you leave for work?
Lucky for me, she's been around enough linemen to take anything Bruce says with a grain of salt.
You just wait buddy ![[Wink]](wink.gif) What goes around comes around. One of these days, you're going to walk in the door and find Chris waiting for you
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Bomba
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posted January 14, 2004 08:09 PM
Bomba only have 1 drunk chicken, but have many virgin goat.
If Bomba bring many virgin goat for Master Behle, will there be time to go hunt or should Bomba go back home?
Miss Joyce must be understand wife to let husband play with many goat or maybe just tired of making funny noise for man while doing tarumbadrombee.
Bomba want know if Behle steal blue pills from Master Danny and if Danny wife know it.
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bucksnort
Miss Chris from AZ
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posted January 15, 2004 06:37 AM
Tim, old buddy, I was trying to warn you, to let you know, you might have set yourself up for a "big one." Miss Joyce found that post all on her own, really, I had nothing to do with her finding it.
Now if you really want to have Chris waiting at the door for me, next time I leave your house, call her and tell her you sold me a $1,000.00 wall tent. Even God will not know where to find all of my missing parts.
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Tim Behle
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posted January 15, 2004 07:05 AM
Bomba,
Goats will work fine. There is plenty around here to eat that is only fit for goats. I'll pick up a buddy of mine in Mexico and give him a half a dozen Chile's and an onion and he'll have the best dinner you've ever ate ready for us when we get done hunting.
I didn't steal anything from Danny, but I am curious as to how you know Viagra is blue?
Bruce,
Don't worry. I'd never think of getting even right now. I'm patient. I'll wait a year or two and give everyone a chance to forget.
Anybody want to buy a Special edition Lorena Bobbit Ginzu knife set? Only $798 plus shipping! I want to get it out of the house!
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Leonard
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posted January 15, 2004 08:53 AM
....and I thought my wife was the only one that read this stuff?
But, I don't really know why. She says it's the only way she can find out what I'm up to?
Good hunting. LB
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EL BEE Knows It All and Done It All.
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Tim Behle
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posted January 15, 2004 07:59 PM
Leonard,
Nancy isn't alone, Joyce tells me what's going on when I get home. The cookies do me no good on this board. She claims it's only so she will know if I'm planning on hunting the following weekend.
Scary thing is, she keeps asking for the secret code so she can post too! ![[Eek!]](eek.gif)
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