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Posted by R.Shaw (Member # 73) on October 29, 2011, 05:19 PM:
http://www.kellersstore.com/GunClassAd/KellersStore10-18-111.mp3
Maybe it is fixed. I aint good at this stuff.
[ October 29, 2011, 07:31 PM: Message edited by: R.Shaw ]
Posted by Inoculation (Member # 2229) on October 29, 2011, 05:33 PM:
I can't see chit???
Posted by JD (Member # 768) on October 29, 2011, 07:25 PM:
No permission, not signed in.
Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on October 29, 2011, 08:20 PM:
My guess is it's fixed? I have seen this ad a couple times before. The best part of the policy is no liberals allowed. Now, they would never consider it anyway, but with the guy telling everybody that they aren't welcome, a fucking liberal can't stand it, they will probably sue.Can't take no for an answer, they would rather tie up thousands of dollars and months, if not years in litigation.
gh....lb
Posted by JD (Member # 768) on October 29, 2011, 09:40 PM:
Crocket Keller for president
Posted by DEL GUE (Member # 1526) on October 29, 2011, 10:22 PM:
Aw, hell. Keller be damned. Me for President!! ![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif)
I lived in Texas for 4 or 5 years. They do things different down there, and are oftimes entertaining as hell. When I lived in Ft. Bend county back around 1981 or 82 they had a saloon down there in Richmond called the 'Wounded Armadillo'. Sawdust floors, of course, and a bigass sign out front with armadillo with an arrow sticking out of it. In my youth I was somewhat more reckless, shall we say, than I am today. One night, feeling frisky, I put on a pair of white bell bottom pants and a Hawaiian shirt and ventured down to the Wounded Armadillo. It wasn't exactly recommended dress for a Texas bar, but I was undaunted. To put it another way, I was stupid as shit, but fearless. I hadn't been in town that long and wanted to step out and see what the town had to offer. Besides, I dug the sign. Unfortunately, not much was happening, seems like it was a weekday as I recall, so I headed home, only to be stopped by the local gendarmes. I had seen them behind me in my old Gran Torino with Florida plates on it. They promptly ordered me out of the car with weapons drawn and had me assume the position with hands on the trunk, kinda like now when my doc does my yearly prostate exam. Turned out they had run my tag and it had come back as stolen! I had my registration in my wallet showing the car registered to me and that as my tag number. We eventually cleared that up there on the street. When I got home I dropped a dime to my bro, who was a deputy back in Florida, and it turned out Sarasota County had made a typo and sure as shit my tag was in the system as stolen. And of course Richmond and
Rosenberg, being small bergs, everybody driving down the main drag that night got a nice view of me spread out on the trunk. Made for an interesting story the next day at K-Mart, where I was the Sports/Auto manager.
[ October 30, 2011, 07:28 AM: Message edited by: DEL GUE ]
Posted by 4949shooter (Member # 3530) on October 30, 2011, 08:08 AM:
Got this in an email the other day.
Excellent!
Posted by knockemdown (Member # 3588) on November 03, 2011, 10:38 AM:
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