Steve Craig
Lacks Opposable Thumbs/what's up with that?
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posted August 17, 2011 06:19 PM
US Postal Service Advisory
The Postal Services created a stamp with a picture of President Obama on it...
The Postal Service noticed that the stamp was not sticking to envelopes.
This enraged the President, who demanded a full investigation. After a month of testing and $1.73 million in congressional spending, a special Presidential commission presented the following findings:
1. The stamp is in perfect order.
2. There is nothing wrong with the glue.
3. People are spitting on the wrong side.
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Yes, we did produce a near-perfect republic. But will they keep it? Or will they, in the enjoyment of plenty, lose the memory of freedom? Material abundance without character is the path of destruction. - Thomas Jefferson
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