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Cdog911
"There are some ideas so absurd only an intellectual could believe them."--George Orwell.
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posted June 08, 2011 03:11 PM
I got home from work and the guy whose mom owns the vacat house next to mine (rental property) was mowing grass. The house has been empty for about 9 months and the weeds are growing through the cracks in the driveway so, being the good neighbor that I am, I catch him and ask him not to trim those weeds down so that I can spray them with some Roundup I have left after doing my own yard night before last. I get my sprayer, pump it up and am walking half-stooped over, following the cracks and cuts in the pavement spraying away when I find this. My first thought was, "Well, WTF?!?" Sprayed it. Got a pic and pulled it. Disposed of it, too. Bindweed is bad enough.
Pretty strong odor to it for only being six inches tall. I'm betting it isn't ditch weed.
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Leonard
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posted June 08, 2011 03:51 PM
....yeah, right.
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the bearhunter
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posted June 08, 2011 03:56 PM
don't kill it. i'll be right there ![[Wink]](wink.gif) . on a serious note. have'nt smoked the stuff in bout 25 years. spent 1200.00 out of my college $$ to buy a lb. got stuck in a blizzard and had a highway bull swing by and shine his lamp on my car. of course i was ducked down and shittin my pants. he left without checking on the car. WHEW.
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CCP
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posted June 08, 2011 04:23 PM
Now we see why you pulled it up...LOL!!
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JD
HONORARY OKIE .... and Tim's at fault!
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posted June 08, 2011 04:31 PM
Must be where the previous tenant sat in the driveway and cleaned his pipe.
Now that 49 and Ken have the goods on you just make sure you don't grab a gun when you hear the door being kicked in tomorrow morning... ![[Smile]](smile.gif)
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Cdog911
"There are some ideas so absurd only an intellectual could believe them."--George Orwell.
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posted June 08, 2011 04:53 PM
Well, If I actually had my AR back from the factory, I might be inclined to weild it, but Bushmaster has been nice enough to take care of it for the last 4 months and I'm just gonna have to take 'em on hand to hand I guess.
CCP, LOL, I pity the fool that might find it and try to light it up. I sprayed her down with Roundup really well and that might give 'em more than they bargained for.
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DEL GUE
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posted June 08, 2011 04:53 PM
We went lookin for a cat one day that had a warrant. Turned out the duplex was empty, but by the door was a little pot with a little weed plant in it, just like he was growing a petunia or whatever.
Pot in a pot - would that be like pot to the 2nd power??
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Ken
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posted June 08, 2011 05:00 PM
UH JD, these days, I don't see much when asked. When the cops show up I just say "I don't recall","can't remember","didn't see that happen". At least I answered their questions and don't lawyer up.
Screw with Lance,I want to see if he'll go POSTAL.
CCP LMAO!!!!! ![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif)
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Ken
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posted June 08, 2011 05:04 PM
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I sprayed her down with Roundup really well and that might give 'em more than they bargained for.
Sure Lance, stick to that story, it may work.
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Cdog911
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posted June 08, 2011 07:12 PM
Coulda sprayed it down with coyote pee and gave it to one of my son's friends. Told him it was "Bowie Wowie", like the old Cheech 'n' Chong shit. LOL
Oh, and I don't go postal. Nowadays, that means spending twice as much money as you need to to do a job, and running out of money halfway through. No violence involved. Strangely, every time some TV show does a comic skit on "going Postal", like when MAD TV did a skit about three letter carriers who got into an argument at work one day about whose turn it was to shoot the place up, the USPS has to send the network a letter stating how offended we all are at the inference. LOL Most of us think it's funnier than shit. We can laugh at ourselves. One of my best friends, in contrast, is the County Chief Investigator and a 25-year veteran LEO and he still can't keep from getting pissed all to hell every time he sees a re-run of Reno 911. LOL
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JD
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posted June 08, 2011 10:56 PM
LOL.....I dont know whats funnier.....the fact that he gets pissed about that show or the fact that he actually watches it. Reno 9 1 1......what a waste.
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Leonard
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posted June 08, 2011 11:18 PM
So, what is it? I don't watch that much of the drama series stuff on TV. Aren't there a whole slew of (like) crime lab shows? Where they extract coyote DNA from a supposed wolf, stuff like that?
gh/lb
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sak81
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posted June 09, 2011 04:50 AM
No stems, no seeds that you don't need...
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