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Posted by Andy L (Member # 642) on September 21, 2010, 05:59 AM:
Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists,
Marxists and Obama supporters, et al:
We have stuck together since the late 1950's for the sake of the kids,
but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I
want a divorce. I know we tolerated each other for many years for the
sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has clearly run
its course.
Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on
what is right for us all, so let's just end it on friendly terms. We
can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own
way.
Here is a model separation agreement:
Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by landmass each
taking a similar portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am
sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it
should be relatively easy! Our respective representatives can
effortlessly divide other assets since both sides have such distinct and
disparate tastes.
We don't like redistributive taxes so you can keep them. You are
welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU. Since you hate guns and
war, we'll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA and the military. We'll
take the nasty, smelly oil industry and you can go with wind, solar and
bio-diesel. You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore and Rosie O'Donnell.
You are, however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big
enough to move all three of them.
We'll keep capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies,
Wal-Mart and Wall Street. You can have your beloved lifelong welfare
dwellers, food stamps, homeless, homeboys, hippies, druggies and illegal
aliens. We'll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEO's and
rednecks. We'll keep the Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood .
You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we'll retain the right
to invade and hammer places that threaten us. You can have the
peaceniks and war protesters. When our allies or our way of life are
under assault, we'll help provide them security.
We'll keep our Judea-Christian values. You are welcome to Islam,
Scientology, Humanism, political correctness and Shirley McClain. You
can also have the U.N. but we will no longer be paying the bill.
We'll keep the SUV's, pickup trucks and over sized luxury cars. You
can take every Subaru station wagon you can find.
You can give everyone health care if you can find any practicing
doctors. We'll continue to believe health care is a luxury and not a
right. We'll keep "The Battle Hymn of the Republic" and "The National
Anthem." I'm sure you'll be happy to substitute "Imagine", "I'd Like
to Teach the World to Sing" or "We Are the World."
We'll practice trickle down economics and you can continue to give
trickle up poverty your best shot.
Since it often so offends you, we'll keep our history, our name and our
flag.
Would you agree to this? If so, please pass it along to other
like-minded liberal and conservative patriots and if you do not agree,
just hit delete. In the spirit of friendly parting, I'll bet you
answer which one of us will need whose help in 15 years.
Sincerely,
John J. Wall
Law Student and an American
P. S. Also, please take Ted Turner, Sean Penn, Martin Sheen, Barbara
Streisand, & Jane Fonda with you.
P. S. S. And you won't have to press 1 for English when you call our
country.
Forward This Every Time You Get It!
Let's Keep This Going, Maybe Some Of It Will Start Sinking In.
FIGHT ORGANIZED CRIME,
RE-ELECT NO ONE IN 2010,
Posted by highwayman (Member # 3656) on September 21, 2010, 01:55 PM:
andy
john's letter has been in circulation for awhile
here is one of the typical (annotated) liberal responses
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But, moving on, you say...
"Since you hate guns and war, we'll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA and the military."
Come on, John, that's some serious conflating, even for an arch conservative.
First of all, I don't "hate" guns.
I hate the idea of large numbers of unregulated guns getting into the hands of people who shouldn't have them, by which I mean children, gang members, criminals, and untrained idiots who end up shooting innocent bystanders (You know, guys like Dick Cheney).
I have nothing against hunting rifles, for example, in the hands of well-trained hunters.
It's true, I would rather not have a disagreement with the stranger in front of me in a grocery line, only to discover that he's carrying a hand gun.
But no one is plotting to come and get your guns, or to make all guns illegal.
That's paranoia, John, plain and simple.
I simply want them to be used in a civilized manner by people who have the training to keep them safe, and out of the hands of criminals and children.
If you can hear that, we might be able to come to some kind of compromise on this issue.
ken watts; liberal author
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by the way...
this wacko is supported by these like-minded folks
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Olympic Torch symbolism (Dec.21-22, 2001)-- by James Whisler
Pictured above: Luciferian George W. Bush, participating in the Olympic ceremony on the Winter Solstice, is standing next to the cauldron (symbolizing the craft), accepting the torch (which signifies illumination of the ancient mysteries) from an Olympic runner. He is dressed in the traditional Masonic contrasting colors of black and white which represents their gnostic dualistic worldview. The torch he is holding is 33 inches long, a number obviously sacred to freemasonry; and is designed as an icicle. The simulated icicle is joined to the flame to help create one of this year's themes for the torch which is "Land of Contrast -- Fire and Ice" The ceremony strategically took place on the South Whitehouse lawn, in the presence of the phallus of Osiris, the god who traditionally dies every winter solstice and is reborn on Christmas as Horus (Tammuz, Zeus, etc). After the above torch ceremony, Bush and his wife joined his parents and daughters at Camp David, presumably for a secret satanic solstice ritual.
To occultists there is a sacredness in the unity of fire with ice. In addition to the Olympic torch, it is also symbolized every winter at Rockefeller Center where the statue of Prometheus (pictured above), the legendary figure who stole fire from the gods, overlooks an ice skating rink. Mayor Rudy Giuliani officiated for the torch ceremony at this sacred site in NY the day after Bush lit the torch in D.C.. Rudy also received TIME Magazine's Person of the Year award the same day he lit the torch. TIME attributed him as the one man to bring order out of chaos to New York after the WTC disaster. I honestly don't know how they can get any more blatant in their satanic symbolism.
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and john's paranoid ???
Posted by Kokopelli (Member # 633) on September 21, 2010, 07:51 PM:
What a crock;...............He didn't say a thing about Bush being the shooter on the grassy knoll. ![[Eek!]](eek.gif)
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