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I can't lurk HM no mo', Leonard

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Ouch! I mean, heck, as a lurker, you've contributed so much. Sure hate to see you go. LOL But, if you must,.... bye.

Elbee, how many wallflowers does this dance have, anyway? Any way to tell?

Please tell us the author's name.
 

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Posted by Rich (Member # 112) on May 24, 2010, 04:44 PM:
 
Leonard,
I have decided to say something that is long past due. Thank you for hosting the best damn predator calling board on the internet!
 

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Posted by Paul Melching (Member # 885) on May 24, 2010, 04:52 PM:
 
Sure glad he's gone. lol
and to the loser at the lincoln lounge Fuck You Asshole!
Sorry for the profanity but this worthless piece of flesh deserves my true Thoughts.
 

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Posted by 4949shooter (Member # 3530) on May 24, 2010, 05:01 PM:
 
I like this board.

Carry on...
 

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Posted by jwelk (Member # 2051) on May 24, 2010, 05:13 PM:
 
I don't post much here,but I sure like this place
and have learned a lot here. Thanks
 

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Posted by Kokopelli (Member # 633) on May 24, 2010, 05:39 PM:
 
I would like to point out that my earlier post was not meant to be a slam on lurkers in general. I was a lurker here while I got the feel of the place and decided to jump in. A good friend of mine is a lurker here but not registered for reasons that we have discussed and that I agree with. Others may lurk because they don't feel they have anything to offer. They're probably wrong, but to each their own.

I've been busting caliche for a week now when I should be fishing; when I take a break and see garbage like that from Loser Central I tend to get a wee bit testy.
 

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Posted by Cdog911 (Member # 7) on May 24, 2010, 06:14 PM:
 
Admit it. The rest of you losers are just pissed because he left you off the names list....
 

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Posted by CCP (Member # 913) on May 24, 2010, 06:16 PM:
 
I rarely post but come here everyday to look and read. I enjoy most post, even the ones I don’t agree with. I posted in this thread to show my support of this board and it’s members. I did not post to kiss ass or make friends.

Keep up the good work Leonard, I have seen several subjects in the past address other boards and see them reply or change in some of their ways or tactics. So there is a need for unbiased uncensored boards to help expose or bring to light things that maybe swept under the rug at other places.
 

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Posted by Kokopelli (Member # 633) on May 24, 2010, 06:23 PM:
 
Hey CDude;
As one of the chosen named ones, do you have any idea what that 'the very shot list could go on' part means??

Edit 4 speling

[ May 24, 2010, 06:24 PM: Message edited by: Kokopelli ]
 

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Posted by UTcaller (Member # 8) on May 24, 2010, 07:03 PM:
 
Yeah some guys just like to stir the pot alittle.For the most part I think they're harmless.

If you shut down Huntmasters,the rest of the Predator sites would follow in short order...

Where do you think all those Moderators on those other sites get all there answers for the Questions they're asked.lol

Over here of course.

Good Hunting Chad
 

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Posted by TOM64 (Member # 561) on May 24, 2010, 07:11 PM:
 
Leonard, thank you for giving a loser like me a place to learn, share a little comic relief and even pass on my vast knowledge of machine guns.

I was so heart broke when I was banned from PM, please don't shut this place down, where would I go?

[ May 24, 2010, 07:12 PM: Message edited by: TOM64 ]
 

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Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on May 24, 2010, 07:43 PM:
 
I'm giving you bootlickers an equal share; 2½ best favorite for 49 and the same for Tom64. (what the hell does the 64 stand for, anyway?) I can't split hairs and cause hard feelings, and a superior attitude, and inferiority on the other hand. Not that there has been any, so spare me the denials. This is in no way a demotion for our favorite Okie, nor is it a promotion for 49, our favorite New Jersite. (is that a word) I will be more careful in my pronouncements, henceforth.

Oh crap, forgot about Geordie! He's actually my favorite.....oh wait, damn! I forgot about Kelly, he's a good ol' boy too. I like Okies, when the hell is somebody going to invite me to dust an Oklahoma turkey? Observation; those Oklahoma toll roads gotta go!

I have a couple more nice emails and no more nasty ones.

Good hunting. LB
 

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Posted by Cdog911 (Member # 7) on May 24, 2010, 07:50 PM:
 
Yes, Koko, it means the author is slightly dyslexic, or possibly borderline functionally illiterate. The fact that he refers to us here as HuntMasterbators shows his tendency towards an adolecent outlook at life and a latent predisposition with Leonard's sexuality. Maybe he was so giddy at the thought of getting one up on the guys at HM that he just got in a hurry and forgot to proofread. The fact that he deliberately left the 911 off my webname shows that he feels uncomfortably (for me) familiar with me. That's just my opinion. I may be wrong. Again, must be one of my loyal fans. I get all kinds. Love 'em all. Those types help me to really appreciate the good fans all the more.

America is a great place where you're assured the right to express your personal opinions on anything, regardless of how wrong you are.
 

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Posted by Cdog911 (Member # 7) on May 24, 2010, 07:53 PM:
 
Ha! Some of you guys might think you're special because you're Elbee's "favorites", but Andy, Tim, Niko and I are the good writer's favorites - at least, enough so that we were mentioned by name. Beat that!

I thought I'd finally made it when the Animal Liberation Front cited me by name on their website. I was wrong. NOW, I've made it!
 

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Posted by nd coyote killer (Member # 40) on May 24, 2010, 08:01 PM:
 
and i thought i became someone when my status went to being "denies being Deepthroat" must be nice to be one of the "famous" guys or faviorats.

Keep up the good board Leonard it's a great place to compare notes.
 

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Posted by TOM64 (Member # 561) on May 24, 2010, 08:02 PM:
 
I'm real original ElBee, when I signed up on the Coyote gods, Tom was already taken so since I was borned in 64...

As far as an Okie turkey, remind me next year (April season) and I'd be glad to let you kill one, if I have any place to hunt em. Give me a good excuse to get out and hunt too.

49's okay, don't mind sharing the title.
 

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Posted by Andy L (Member # 642) on May 24, 2010, 09:05 PM:
 
Ive offered to take him to kill a damn turkey for several years now, and he wont do it.

As for fan favorites, I gotta be a superstar. Surely some of those low life fucks are tuning in to see what will come out of my mouth next.


 

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Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on May 24, 2010, 10:04 PM:
 
Yeah, super star, just like your buddy, Mac Daddy, only different. Okay, maybe I will accept that generous offer if it includes some corn squeezins. But how do I get a bottle on the plane? I know! Give it to an arab, they don't profile those assholes. They don't even inspect their shit.

Quit irritating our chickenshit lurker, Andy. you'll give the place a bad name, eventually.

BTW, he has a name, completely phony. And, by the way, an asshole of his intellectual capacity can be very clever at misspelling words and improper syntax. Guaranteed to give folks in FLY OVER COUNTRY, the wrong idea. & just the kind of thing Rob Krause would do.

Good hunting. LB

edit: Tom, you wouldn't have me pondering the question, lo these many months, had you chosen TOM1964, but Nooooo.

[ May 24, 2010, 10:06 PM: Message edited by: Leonard ]
 

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Posted by Nikonut (Member # 188) on May 24, 2010, 11:52 PM:
 
Well, that was an interesting read!

I do know more now... This guy is either entirely a phony and hasn't a clue or he's gay and not very bright. Maybe he's all of the above! He claims he likes to play pool at the "Stinkin' Lincoln" but they don't have a pool table and that means the only "Pocket pool" he's probably played there was with his other gay friends. That's a well know "Flamers bar" in Decatur, Illinois if you didn't catch that part.

I do remember a bigmouth named Steve Cassell that was in the IVHA when we first started that organization many years ago. Claimed he hunted coyotes with his 50BMG, might be the same guy or not. It's damn sure one thing... he doesn't know who I am! That's the really fun part! He's probably just a scum sucking road shooter. Seems quite a few of them are showing up around here in Central Illinois.

If he's from Decatur, Illinois I will find him! LOL Ya, right... like I even care! Grow up A-Hole!

Nikonut

Edited for spelling not writing skills... mispelled "A-Hole" !!!!

[ May 24, 2010, 11:55 PM: Message edited by: Nikonut ]
 

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Posted by Nikonut (Member # 188) on May 25, 2010, 12:18 AM:
 
I think I found the guy Leonard!!!!
Steve Cassell

Now we know why he plays pocket pool in a gay bar!!! LOL

Nikonut
 

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Posted by 4949shooter (Member # 3530) on May 25, 2010, 03:11 AM:
 

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I'm real original ElBee, when I signed up on the Coyote gods, Tom was already taken so since I was borned in 64...

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49's okay, don't mind sharing the title

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Don't mind myself. I'm actually honored.

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Posted by 3 Toes (Member # 1327) on May 25, 2010, 05:30 AM:
 
64 must not have been too bad. I'm a 64 also and if I remember right Behle is too. (Where the hell is he, anyway?)
 

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Posted by TOM64 (Member # 561) on May 25, 2010, 05:45 AM:
 
I also typed with the cap lock on too. Well typed is not the correct word but what do you call hunting for a letter with one finger? My wife got a computer and the internet for her business and I just had to start looking around.

Up until that time I was sure I was one of only a handful of guys in the world who hunted coyotes. And then I found the original Coyote Gods site, it was the truest yet funniest thing I'd ever seen. Then they opened up the forum and I found PM and it's went downhill from there.

But luckily, pup (Jim McGill) told me about this place so here I is.
 

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Posted by Andy L (Member # 642) on May 25, 2010, 05:54 AM:
 
Funny you should mention that. I talked to the powers that be at PMS. They swear they have no Stve Cassell. First name thta popped in my head was Rob Kraus. Surely he woldnt cuase no cloak and dagger bullshit?

Also, that fuckin Gargoyole. Could be one and the same?
 

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Posted by Andy L (Member # 642) on May 25, 2010, 06:00 AM:
 
BTW, LB, You and Tom both come up. We will kill some birds and drink some squeezins. I dont hunt turkeys til about 11am or so. The daylight shit hardly ever works. Gotta let the hens set.

Anyway, gives plenty of time for gettin likkered up the night before and a big ole breakfast before goint to chase the simple birds. Hell, we can have a rondy if yall want to. Anyone not afraind to come hunt with a racist asshole. There will be a Klan meeting in the middle. No joke. You without robes and hoods can just observe, but you will have to swear to secrecy ahead of time and no flash photography.
 

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Posted by Andy L (Member # 642) on May 25, 2010, 06:14 AM:
 
This is kind of a home for wayward PMS and CG members, knda, sorta, in a way?

LB, thanks for opening these doors and keeping them open. There is no doubt I would have been booted from any other predator sight. There are many of us that like to speak our mind, no matter what the outsie pussies think, and you have provided that.

Ive said it before, this is THE premier place on the net. I dont care if anyone admits it or not, but I guarantee every person on every predator board checks in here daily. Whether they got the balls to post is one thing. They may wait for a dustup like Steve Krause does and then post,but most probably dont say a word cause they are afraid of being exposed themselves.

I for one, thank you for providing a place like this. And I thank you for puttin up with my ass. I know I let loose with a lot of stuff that no one else would put up with.

[ May 25, 2010, 06:17 AM: Message edited by: Andy L ]
 

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Posted by Brad Norman (Member # 234) on May 25, 2010, 08:30 AM:
 
LB - If you come out to hunt with Ol' 64, you might as well stay a while and I'll take you after a turkey as well. Just remember that machine guns are illegal during the Spring season.
 

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Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on May 25, 2010, 08:49 AM:
 
Well, the only item on my dance card is Saskatchewan for geese in September, so there might be room for a turkey or two? Might get to kill a few yotes while there? Get it? Yotes?

Good hunting. LB
 

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Posted by Paul Melching (Member # 885) on May 25, 2010, 09:01 AM:
 
Leonard
I thought for sure you would refrain from using the 'Y' word it really upsets Rob Krause.
 

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Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on May 25, 2010, 09:34 AM:
 
<sheepish response> Yeah, I'm embarassed. Not very professional. We learn from our mistakes. LB
 

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Posted by Andy L (Member # 642) on May 25, 2010, 10:25 AM:
 
Wrong time of year for fun turkey huntin. April is when you fire up the big gobblers. However, MO has a fall season that runs the whole month of October, and we can hunt coyotes.

You will have to go on to see the okies if you want to hunt turkeys, if they have a fall season, and yotes. We dont have any yotes here.
 

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Posted by TOM64 (Member # 561) on May 25, 2010, 01:12 PM:
 
No yotes here either, I think they are further south, I here a few texicans talk about them.

We do have a fall turkey season but it's bow only east of I-35 and not much fun. I haven't turkey hunted in several years, even gave up my lease this last year but will work on another spot.
 

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Posted by Brad Norman (Member # 234) on May 25, 2010, 01:16 PM:
 
I have plenty of spots Tom. No need to work on another one if you don't want to. You're more than welcome. As far as yotes....I always thought Spring was the best time to kill them....if I had any.
 

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Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on May 25, 2010, 01:20 PM:
 
ain't that the type of response we expect from a lawyer.... if we had any?
 

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Posted by Kelly Jackson (Member # 977) on May 25, 2010, 01:58 PM:
 
LB - G has all the coyotes and turkeys herded up.
Word has it its like fish in a barrel.
 

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Posted by Andy L (Member # 642) on May 25, 2010, 02:15 PM:
 
Our fall turkey season is a month long and either sex and two turkeys. Its pretty easy shit. Dont tell my boys though. Springs easy too, same thing. They just wont wait til 11 am,they gotta go at daylight. Bullshit. They boys stll think its real huntin.

Let me know when I can be a Okie again. I really miss bein an Okie. I like you guys.
 

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Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on May 25, 2010, 03:05 PM:
 
It's coming up on a vote the first of the week. Good luck, Loser!

Good hunting. LB


 

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Posted by TOM64 (Member # 561) on May 25, 2010, 04:58 PM:
 
Brad, thanks for the offer, I don't get that excited about turkeys but if ElBee wants to hunt em, between all of us maybe we can get him his limit. (I can still get on my old lease.)

Andy, once you're officialy inducted, there ain't no backin out. I brought it up and I think Geordie seconded it, so it was official.
 

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Posted by TOM64 (Member # 561) on May 25, 2010, 05:01 PM:
 
But then again, what if ElBee comes down here and after having to kick all the yotes out of the way to shoot a turkey, he likes it and wants to stay?
 

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Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on May 25, 2010, 06:18 PM:
 
Let's not get carried away with the "yote" thing. I used the word on one occasion in ten years and right away get hammered for it...and rightly so.

Leases? Don't y'all have any BLM land? You have to pay for a lease, like TEXAS? Boo!

Good hunting. LB
 

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Posted by TOM64 (Member # 561) on May 25, 2010, 06:31 PM:
 
Very little public land but for now I can still talk my way into a few ranches for coyotes. I use to keep a couple of places leased for deer and turkeys but my limited time afield just didn't justify it.

I do have to find a lease closer to home for me and the son in law anyway.
 

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Posted by UTcaller (Member # 8) on May 25, 2010, 06:33 PM:
 
Yeah screw that pay to hunt coyotes shit.That's totally ri-cock-ulous....

Good Hunting Chad
 

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Posted by Andy L (Member # 642) on May 25, 2010, 06:57 PM:
 
We dont need no leases. I got plenty of family farm land. More than you can hunt in a trip LB.
 

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Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on May 25, 2010, 07:42 PM:
 
That's not what higgins said when he lived in Missouri. VERY pressured coyotes and not very many. Wrong?

Good hunting. LB
 

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Posted by Brad Norman (Member # 234) on May 25, 2010, 08:47 PM:
 
Just because you moved for it and Geordie seconded does not make Andy an Okie. I have got to have a say in something as important as this!!
 

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Posted by Kokopelli (Member # 633) on May 25, 2010, 08:49 PM:
 
Yeah, but the coyoteeees around Branson can flat out SING!!!!
 

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Posted by Andy L (Member # 642) on May 25, 2010, 10:33 PM:
 
Ok, Im voted down by Brad. Leave it to a mouthpiece.
 

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Posted by Andy L (Member # 642) on May 25, 2010, 10:37 PM:
 
I gotta find somewhere. MO blows. We got lots of pretty country and turkeys and deer and bass and crappie, but other than that, it sucks.

Oh well, shot down by an Okie lawyer. What do you expect?
 

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Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on May 25, 2010, 11:28 PM:
 
Nah, wasn't him. Turns out, Steve Cassell is an Okie. That's what got him riled, in the first place, you trying to be an honorary Okie, whatever that is? It used to mean something to do with indoor plumbing, but that was last year? I think this is the first time anybody WANTED to be one, unless they had no way to deny it?

If push comes to shove, I can add it to your custom title for $20, up front.

Good hunting. LB

PS I can do a reversal for the same amount, y'all.
 

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Posted by Brad Norman (Member # 234) on May 26, 2010, 09:13 PM:
 
I didn't shoot anyone down boss. Just said something as important as this needs to follow the rules. Just because someone seconds a motion doesn't mean it's approved. All parties must approve. In this case it's the Okies and I haven't hearn from all of 'em.

LB-I usually have to kill coyotes before turkeys because the bastards come running to my turkey calls before the damn turkeys. If you really want a turkey with a few coyotes, come April. If you want to shoot a few coyotes and catch a good football game, come in the fall.
 

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Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on May 27, 2010, 09:52 AM:
 
Andy, don't be so sensitive, hon. Brad didn't blackball ya, he just said that he hasn't voted yet since, per Robert's Rules of Order, a motion and a second is followed by a vote of eligible members. Right now, you are shooting yourself in the foot. Rare it is, that anyone desires to be an honorary Okie, so your chances are still pretty good, but let's wait and see how it shakes out, K?

If you guys trust me, I can collect the votes in a mason fruit jar, let them mature for a month or so and announce the results with great joy and fanfare. Or not.

Good hunting. LB

PS, I ain't going to Oklahoma unless I also am awarded the same honor. Just so ya know. I'm sure I would be the first certifiable city boy ever accorded the title? No?
 

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Posted by TOM64 (Member # 561) on May 27, 2010, 04:59 PM:
 
This is getting better all the time.

Anybody else? We have our eyes on a few of ya, just step up and take your chances. Nothing ventured, nothing gained.
 

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Posted by Cdog911 (Member # 7) on May 27, 2010, 05:13 PM:
 
Ha, Kansas borne and bred. K-State alum, and the only thing good about Okieland is that our football assistant coaches have someplace to go to make a name for themselves.
 

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Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on May 27, 2010, 05:38 PM:
 
Kansie is pansie and Okie is Dokie, mainly 'cause they got the Broadway play, the movie and the unforgetable song:

(insert State/Kansas) .....where the wind comes sweeping down the plain. la la

If there are fifty official state songs, (who knows?) Oklahoma has the best, by a long shot.

Good hunting. LB
 

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Posted by 4949shooter (Member # 3530) on May 27, 2010, 06:40 PM:
 

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Anybody else? We have our eyes on a few of ya, just step up and take your chances. Nothing ventured, nothing gained.

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Count me in.

What do I have to do in order to prove my worth? Is this something like a gang initiation?
 

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Posted by Brad Norman (Member # 234) on May 27, 2010, 07:34 PM:
 
Thanks for the reference to Robert's Rules.

I move to allow Leonard Okie status for the upcoming Spring Turkey Season with the *********** that his status may be revisited after his trip.
 

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Posted by TOM64 (Member # 561) on May 27, 2010, 09:01 PM:
 
I'll second that and would like to add 49 to the list as well. He earned Okie status and show me status.
 

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Posted by Brad Norman (Member # 234) on May 28, 2010, 08:37 AM:
 
All in favor?
 

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Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on May 28, 2010, 11:03 AM:
 
Who can vote? Is it natural born Okies, or including expatriots like Niko nut? How about people that "claim" to be Okies, but ain't? How can you tell one, without opening their mouths, as in this case? I can't imagine anybody claiming to be, but ain't? Kinda like claiming they were abducted by aliens, only different.

Whatever, I vote yes; conditionally. LB

edit: wait! stupido! We agreed to abide by Pobert's. The chair doesn't have a vote.

[ May 28, 2010, 11:05 AM: Message edited by: Leonard ]
 

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Posted by Kelly Jackson (Member # 977) on May 28, 2010, 11:03 AM:
 
I am still working out of Lafayette and they say cause of my boiled crawfish eating ability I have been made a coonass honoree.

So what the heck. I’m in.
 

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Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on May 28, 2010, 11:07 AM:
 
alright, we can fold that in. State your ammendment; is it to allow coon asses a vote, or do you want TWO votes?
 

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Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on May 28, 2010, 11:10 AM:
 
PS, I heard from Andy last night, he's checked in and going under the knife. So, (ya know) voting him a honorary title would cheer him up "imensly".
 

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Posted by Kelly Jackson (Member # 977) on May 28, 2010, 11:28 AM:
 
just want my one vote LB. there is still a little room in Okla.
 

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Posted by Jay Nistetter (Member # 140) on May 28, 2010, 12:00 PM:
 
How 'bout
Non-documented Okie?
Must show live birth long forms, signed and witnessed by a ranch foreman?

I've been Okla-homeless for over 30 years
 

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Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on May 28, 2010, 12:03 PM:
 
Shit? Is there a fence, to get into Oklahoma?
 

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Posted by Jay Nistetter (Member # 140) on May 28, 2010, 12:09 PM:
 
3-strand.
Keeps most of the Texicans and Arkies out.
 

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Posted by Randy Roede (Member # 1273) on May 28, 2010, 12:33 PM:
 
They play football in Oklahoma??

I have some family living there and they luv it!!!
 

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Posted by Nikonut (Member # 188) on May 28, 2010, 11:14 PM:
 
Are we talking about making Leonard or Andy an "Okie" or both?

What the heck, I'm certainly not a "Railsplitter" so I say make everyone an Honorary Okie! Especially Andy even if he changes his mind and doesn't want to be an Okie!

Hope you get well soon Andy!

Nikonut
 

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Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on May 29, 2010, 08:05 AM:
 
Just as long as Honorary Okie carries all the rights and privilages as a natural born Okie. And, you can't give it back, or have it revoked.

Good hunting. LB
 

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Posted by Kokopelli (Member # 633) on May 29, 2010, 08:24 AM:
 
So let's try it on Andy, as long as he's recovering and can't defend himself.
 

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