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Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on September 05, 2009, 01:05 AM:
For a limited time, Huntmasters is offering PLATINUM MEMBERSHIPS for $1.99 per month!
You will receive a custom designed title beneath your screen name announcing your special status.
Like this:
Dan Carey
PLATINUM MEMBER
You will also be permitted access to the AR Forum, a $29 value, free with your paid order.
I'm deliriously happy about this new feature. Sign up now!
Good hunting. LB
Posted by TOM64 (Member # 561) on September 05, 2009, 02:38 AM:
Is that full access or is it limited to 2:00-3:00am? ![[Wink]](wink.gif)
Posted by Daryl (Member # 3451) on September 05, 2009, 05:06 AM:
Does the AR forum include popcorn served by moonlighting Hooters waitresses?
That might make the 2:00-3:00 timeframe more workable for our single members here.
Daryl
Posted by Andy L (Member # 642) on September 05, 2009, 05:17 AM:
Sign me up. I got an AR. Upper and a lower. She shoots too.
Posted by Andy L (Member # 642) on September 05, 2009, 06:29 AM:
I dont want my sig line changed though. If this is mandatory, the deal is off.
Posted by Semp (Member # 3074) on September 05, 2009, 07:47 AM:
Is a bi-monthly magazine included?
Posted by Kokopelli (Member # 633) on September 05, 2009, 07:58 AM:
If I sign up, can I get my "Pampas Know-it-all" sig line back??
I felt so empowered back then.
Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on September 05, 2009, 08:33 AM:
Unfortunately, the 2AM to 3AM slot is all that is available, at this time, at no additional charge.
Down the road, and if there is sufficent interest, we will be offering THE PREDATOR PROFESSIONAL PACKAGE allowing unlimited access to the AR FORUM and the secret MODERATOR FORUM, and we are trying very hard to keep the price below ten dollars a month, flat rate.
Koko, I can get that for you at a special, one time charge of $100. Let me know?
(I'm just giddy about all these new features)
[ September 05, 2009, 09:21 AM: Message edited by: Leonard ]
Posted by Paul Melching (Member # 885) on September 05, 2009, 08:38 AM:
The economy being what it is I'm wondering if you have anything in bronze. Understanding of course that the ar-forum access would not be included. ![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif)
Posted by Daryl (Member # 3451) on September 05, 2009, 08:51 AM:
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and the secret MODERATOR FORUM
Ahh...ok, now I know where those girls were headed with the popcorn.
You guys really should share with the AR forum, though. It's tempting; mighty tempting!
Daryl
[ September 05, 2009, 08:52 AM: Message edited by: Daryl ]
Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on September 05, 2009, 09:19 AM:
Yeah, and don't forget, they get to talk shop with the unexplained phenomena crowd and seventeen caliber true believers. The entertainment value alone makes this a bargain.
Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on September 05, 2009, 09:33 AM:
Paul. Yeah, we got that. Ask for the "CLASSIC PAKMAN" premium package. With that, you get personalized 24/7 email response to standardized questions. (from staff)
I'm happy to announce that World Class Dan Carey has agreed to handle the complaint department.
I'm just GIDDY about that!
Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on September 05, 2009, 09:38 AM:
Magazine edition? U must be kidding? How could we top the humor that's available from PX?
Good hunting. LB
Posted by Lone Howl (Member # 29) on September 05, 2009, 10:24 AM:
The Bronze level is even to much for me, got anything in tin foil?
Posted by TOM64 (Member # 561) on September 05, 2009, 11:16 AM:
I'm gonna go all out and maybe some of my sponsors will pick up the tab but how much for a position on the board of directors? I'll just bypass the moderator position ya know.
Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on September 05, 2009, 11:25 AM:
Tom, I want to say; if you have to ask, you can't afford it, but we here at Huntmasters are dedicated to working with you, to provide the best possible online experience at the lowest possible cost. I can take you in as a silient partner, right now for 1K per year, in advance.
Lone Howl, duh! access to The AR etc. Forum INCLUDES tinfoil hat.
Posted by Lone Howl (Member # 29) on September 05, 2009, 11:57 AM:
Posted by Paul Melching (Member # 885) on September 05, 2009, 12:15 PM:
Not to be too bitchy, I would request that the cheapo designtion be altered to frugal as in clear thinking. You danm near hurt my little feelings.
Posted by Andy L (Member # 642) on September 05, 2009, 12:39 PM:
God I love it when LB forgets where he left his meds.
Posted by TOM64 (Member # 561) on September 05, 2009, 02:31 PM:
Me too Andy, I just secured my retirement funds if I can get my sponsors to come through.
ps. Looking for sponsors, don't really do anything but that's the norm isn't it.
pss. It's for the betterment of mankind.
Thank you.
Posted by Dan Carey (Member # 987) on September 05, 2009, 03:34 PM:
I don't like complaints. I want to be the treasurer
Posted by Tater Salad (Member # 3480) on September 05, 2009, 03:50 PM:
Those features are great, but I got to have one more special favor.
Everything I say.
Every picture I post.
Every idea I have.
Everyone has to tell me things like: "wonderful", "outstanding","good job", "That's great", etc.
Canned praise will be a must if I spend that kind of money. I mean an "ABSOLUTE" must.
Oh, and I get to make fun of Dan Carey twice a week without fear of Leonard tearing my ass up.
That's the deal. Take it or not.
Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on September 05, 2009, 04:30 PM:
If you are willing to poke Dan, at least twice a week, I can comp you PLATINUM MEMBERSHIP.
Dan, Treasurer? Bean Counter? Unlikely.
I will tell you what I can do.
How about moderating a new Forum; Shooting With SniperDan? A genuine nonvoting member of the secret moderator's forum where we ban people. Tater, for instance?
Posted by Dan Carey (Member # 987) on September 05, 2009, 06:21 PM:
Shooting with sniperDan, wow what a title. I'll have to think about that one. I wouldn't want to ban ole rebel pie, or what ever his name is.
Posted by Tater Salad (Member # 3480) on September 05, 2009, 07:25 PM:
Hold on Leonard! ![[Eek!]](eek.gif)
Jumping me straight to platinum and then letting SniperDAN pop me right out of the gates, smells a lot like another place I vaguely remember. ![[Razz]](tongue.gif)
Posted by Tater Salad (Member # 3480) on September 05, 2009, 07:27 PM:
I really like Dan's avatar. "Redfrog Killer".
Never were two words more fitting for an individual.
Posted by Kokopelli (Member # 633) on September 05, 2009, 07:48 PM:
Thanx Leonard;
I haven't felt this warm & fuzzy since I invented the EverClear Martini.
Posted by Dan Carey (Member # 987) on September 05, 2009, 09:12 PM:
I don't mind the word killer or SniperDan, but the word redfrog anywhere near my name makes me want to puke. And, if that southern french fry don't leave me alone I'm gonna take the mod position.
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