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Topic: I first thought to forward this to Behle, but .....
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Leonard
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posted August 03, 2009 12:27 AM
MEXICAN EGGS _//
Two Mexicans are on a bike along U..S. Hwy 52 about 15 miles outside of
Lafayette , LA.
The bike's tires go flat and they start hitching a lift back into town.
A friendly trucker stops to see if he can help and the Mexicans ask him
for a ride.
He tells them he has no room in the Trailer as he is carrying eggs.
The Mexicans put it to the driver that if they can manage to fit into
the back with their bike, will he take them back into town, and he agrees.
They manage to squeeze themselves and their bike into the back and the
driver shuts the doors and gets on his way.
By this time he is really late and so puts the hammer down.
Sure enough "Old Smokey" pulls him over for speeding.
The good officer ( who is not the sharpest knife in the drawer ) asks
the driver what he is carrying to which the driver jokingly replies
"Mexican Eggs".
The Cop obviously doesn't believe this so wants to take a look in the
trailer.
He opens the back door and quickly shuts it and locks it.
He gets on his radio and calls for immediate backup from as many
officers as possible .
The dispatcher asks what emergency he has that requires so many officers.
"I've got a Tractor-Trailer stopped with 20,000 Mexican Eggs in it...
two have hatched and they've managed to steal a bike already. I need help!"
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Aznative
FARTS ON CLUELESS LIBERALS
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posted August 03, 2009 07:49 AM
I got a good chuckle out of this one.
Thanks
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Daryl
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posted August 06, 2009 11:16 AM
So THAT'S how they're all getting through these days.
I've been wondering about that...
Daryl
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