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Posted by Andy L (Member # 642) on May 18, 2009, 08:27 PM:

Where is everybody?

Posted by Rich (Member # 112) on May 19, 2009, 05:50 AM:

I'm not certain, but there is a rumor going around about a sheep getting her head caught in a fence over near Tim Behle's place. [Wink]

Posted by Andy L (Member # 642) on May 19, 2009, 06:16 AM:

Well, that would explain alot! [Eek!]

Posted by Paul Melching (Member # 885) on May 19, 2009, 07:56 AM:

I saw her Andy (The Sheep) and she aint that cute.

Posted by Tim Behle (Member # 209) on May 19, 2009, 08:33 AM:

She wasn't stuck Rich, We had her tied up there while we dug the BBQ pit and started the Fire!

BYOB!! [Big Grin]

Posted by Jrbhunter (Member # 459) on May 19, 2009, 12:12 PM:

The ole' sheep stuck in the fence is innocent enough. Nothing to be ashamed of.

It's guys like 3toes... that snare the poor bastards... that are really crossing the line.

[Razz]

I saw the forcast for Phoenix yesterday, 35/40 degrees hotter than it is here: they don't make enough Corona.

Posted by Kokopelli (Member # 633) on May 19, 2009, 01:34 PM:

Hey Tim,
When IS your next BBQ anyway??

I'd like to bring 'She Who Must Be Obeyed' along to see Miss Joyce's glass-work.

Posted by 3 Toes (Member # 1327) on May 19, 2009, 03:49 PM:

I only snare coyotes.....

But I am about a half decent roper [Wink]

Posted by TA17Rem (Member # 794) on May 19, 2009, 05:08 PM:

I drove through Cal's area this spring and noticed he was'nt makeing his 36 hr trap checks. [Big Grin]

http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f208/TA17Rem/Wildlife/IMG_0759.jpg[/IMG]]

Posted by Andy L (Member # 642) on May 19, 2009, 05:12 PM:

Hey, thats a pretty one, Uh, I mean, nice lookin animal there Tim....

Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on May 19, 2009, 07:50 PM:

Yeah, she's asking for it, for sure! Cheeva after dark; if she's still there, and hasn't followed Cal home.

You guys are kidding, right?

Good hunting. LB

(sometimes, I'm not so sure?)

Posted by Andy L (Member # 642) on May 19, 2009, 09:04 PM:

I dont know LB, that there goats got a purdy mouth..... [Eek!]

Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on May 19, 2009, 10:34 PM:

Andy, that kind of joking around caused me to witness, and be horrified by the most disgusting event I ever saw, which was between a heffer (a young cow) and a fellow member of the US Army, who was a country boy from Mississippi or Missouri; I forget which?

I won't go into details, but it served him right when she shit on him.

Good hunting. LB (the snitch, in that instance)

Posted by Tim Behle (Member # 209) on May 19, 2009, 11:07 PM:

Kokopelli,

My next big event is a Masonic Family Picnic in Douglas on June 20.

But you don't need to wait, pick a weekend and we'll check the calendar!

Posted by Clint (Member # 346) on May 20, 2009, 11:08 AM:

Footholds work pretty good too!

Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on May 20, 2009, 11:11 AM:

OMG! Is that a baby seal?

Posted by Andy L (Member # 642) on May 20, 2009, 11:43 AM:

That just aint right. Clint, two of you gangin up on that purdy little sheep? Gang bangs should be illeagle.

Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on May 20, 2009, 12:16 PM:

Sheep? My next guess would have been a poodle? Why would Clint take a photo of those guys? What the heck are they doing? So, this stuff isn't an old wives tale? What's it, (ya know?) like? Tastes like chicken?

I seem to remember Byron was into these things, but he's a Texan, so...

Ya'll ain't serious, right?

Clint, who's in the pic? They deserve the chance to defend themselves. Let's see? What kind of defense is possible? They were drunk? Mistaken identity? Lost a bet? It's not what it looks like?

Good hunting. LB

Posted by Clint (Member # 346) on May 20, 2009, 12:49 PM:

One of them is a Cajun and I cant release the others identity. The picture was taken in TX [Wink]

Posted by RagnCajn (Member # 879) on May 20, 2009, 01:17 PM:

One of those guys was from AZ, I can't release the others identity.

Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on May 20, 2009, 02:42 PM:

Yup, I thought so!

edit: and a serial offender, too! [Smile]

[ May 20, 2009, 02:43 PM: Message edited by: Leonard ]

Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on May 20, 2009, 02:52 PM:

was it one of these guys?

Posted by Jrbhunter (Member # 459) on May 20, 2009, 02:56 PM:

Does anyone else think the funniest part of this thread has been Leonard potsing "OMG".

I can just see him scrolling down the thread casually and then upon seeing the picture- [insert Paris Hilton accent] "Ohhhh muh gawwwwwwd" [Big Grin]

The coonass... a sheep molester? Can't say I didn't see that one coming. Reeves gets along with eh-eh-eh-eeeeeverybody.

Leonard, that hefer-humper... I'm almost certain that guy is from Missouri not Mississippi.

Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on May 20, 2009, 03:07 PM:

exibit A

Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on May 20, 2009, 03:16 PM:

Yeah, I guess you and me thought it was funny, Jason?

BTW, the dude we can't see in the incriminating photo....is he from Oklahoma? Is he in group pic? Does he have alibi, like he was just helping her over the fence?

edit: on second thought. if he is from AZ, it could have been just about anybody?

edit: I can't stop chuckling at that AR pic. Sorry!

[ May 20, 2009, 03:19 PM: Message edited by: Leonard ]

Posted by CrossJ (Member # 884) on May 20, 2009, 05:02 PM:

Dammit. I'm pretty sure the other mutton buster in the pic is from AZ. My question is who was second in line?

Posted by 3 Toes (Member # 1327) on May 20, 2009, 06:34 PM:

About the goat....

I wasn't doing anything wrong, I was just trying to help it through the fence....

[Big Grin]

Posted by TOM64 (Member # 561) on May 21, 2009, 08:58 PM:

Posted by Kokopelli (Member # 633) on May 22, 2009, 07:38 AM:

That........... is disturbing on several different levels. That HAS to be the ugliest shirt I've ever seen.

Posted by TOM64 (Member # 561) on May 22, 2009, 04:41 PM:

If that's all you see wrong you truly need help... What about that goofy crease in the hat!?! [Big Grin]

Sorry for the pic but it's not everyday or everywhere you get to share something like that.

Posted by TRnCO (Member # 690) on May 22, 2009, 05:19 PM:

The outfit doesn't disturb me, BUT the fact that the people around him seem to be NOT even noticing, like he fits right in and isn't out of the norm. [Eek!]

Posted by TA17Rem (Member # 794) on May 22, 2009, 05:30 PM:

The gal to the right looks a little nervis, her azz looks tobe a little puckered up or she has a wedgey. [Big Grin]

[ May 22, 2009, 05:31 PM: Message edited by: TA17Rem ]

Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on May 22, 2009, 05:43 PM:

...forcing me to reevaluate this type of "humor". Does that look like a haloween party, or what? Is that a Christ on the cross costume behind the Okie? Pardon, I mean behind the sheep guy?

Good hunting. LB

Posted by Kokopelli (Member # 633) on May 22, 2009, 06:19 PM:

On the other hand...........

The possibility of 'photo shopping' that image onto a small town Democrate's campaign posters some election year and hanging them all over might be worth a few yucks & giggles........... or get the s.o.b. elected.

Posted by TOM64 (Member # 561) on May 22, 2009, 08:22 PM:

Kokopeli, nothing wrong with how you think.

Ya Leonard it was a Halloween party, says from down under (who knows what that means) course, Texas is "down under" Okieland...

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