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Author Topic: WTF Andy L HI, I'M THE NEW MODERATOR OF THE CENTRAL MISSOURI FORUM, PULL MY FINGER! Member # 642 posted May 18, 2009 08:27 PM                   Where is everybody? -------------------- Andy Posts: 2645 | From: Central Missouri | Registered: Apr 2005  |  IP: Logged Rich 2,000th post PAKMAN Member # 112 posted May 19, 2009 05:50 AM                       I'm not certain, but there is a rumor going around about a sheep getting her head caught in a fence over near Tim Behle's place. -------------------- If you call the coyotes in close, you won't NEED a high dollar range finder. Posts: 2854 | From: Iowa | Registered: Feb 2003  |  IP: Logged Andy L HI, I'M THE NEW MODERATOR OF THE CENTRAL MISSOURI FORUM, PULL MY FINGER! Member # 642 posted May 19, 2009 06:16 AM                   Well, that would explain alot! -------------------- Andy Posts: 2645 | From: Central Missouri | Registered: Apr 2005  |  IP: Logged Paul Melching Radical Operator Forum "You won't get past the front gate" Member # 885 posted May 19, 2009 07:56 AM                   I saw her Andy (The Sheep) and she aint that cute. -------------------- Those who value security over liberty soon will have neither ! Posts: 4188 | From: The forest ! north of the dez. | Registered: Jul 2006  |  IP: Logged Tim Behle Administrator MacNeal Sector Member # 209 posted May 19, 2009 08:33 AM                       She wasn't stuck Rich, We had her tied up there while we dug the BBQ pit and started the Fire! BYOB!! -------------------- Personally, I carry a gun because I'm too young to die and too old to take an ass kickin'. Posts: 3160 | From: Five Miles East of Vic, AZ | Registered: Jun 2003  |  IP: Logged Jrbhunter PAYS ATTENsION TO deTAIL Member # 459 posted May 19, 2009 12:12 PM                      The ole' sheep stuck in the fence is innocent enough. Nothing to be ashamed of. It's guys like 3toes... that snare the poor bastards... that are really crossing the line. I saw the forcast for Phoenix yesterday, 35/40 degrees hotter than it is here: they don't make enough Corona. Posts: 615 | From: Indiana | Registered: Dec 2004  |  IP: Logged Kokopelli SENIOR DISCOUNT & Dispenser of Sage Advice Member # 633 posted May 19, 2009 01:34 PM                      Hey Tim, When IS your next BBQ anyway?? I'd like to bring 'She Who Must Be Obeyed' along to see Miss Joyce's glass-work. -------------------- And lo, the Light of the Trump shown upon the Darkness and the Darkness could not comprehend it. Posts: 7579 | From: Under a wandering star | Registered: Apr 2005  |  IP: Logged 3 Toes El Guapo Member # 1327 posted May 19, 2009 03:49 PM                   I only snare coyotes..... But I am about a half decent roper -------------------- Violence may not be the best option.... But it is still an option. Posts: 1034 | From: out yonder | Registered: Apr 2007  |  IP: Logged TA17Rem Hello, I'm the legendary Tim Anderson, Field Marshall, Southern Minneesota Sector Member # 794 posted May 19, 2009 05:08 PM                    I drove through Cal's area this spring and noticed he was'nt makeing his 36 hr trap checks. http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f208/TA17Rem/Wildlife/IMG_0759.jpg[/IMG]] -------------------- What if I told you, the left wing and right wing both belong to same bird! Posts: 5064 | From: S.D. | Registered: Jan 2006  |  IP: Logged Andy L HI, I'M THE NEW MODERATOR OF THE CENTRAL MISSOURI FORUM, PULL MY FINGER! Member # 642 posted May 19, 2009 05:12 PM                   Hey, thats a pretty one, Uh, I mean, nice lookin animal there Tim.... -------------------- Andy Posts: 2645 | From: Central Missouri | Registered: Apr 2005  |  IP: Logged Leonard HMFIC Member # 2 posted May 19, 2009 07:50 PM                       Yeah, she's asking for it, for sure! Cheeva after dark; if she's still there, and hasn't followed Cal home. You guys are kidding, right? Good hunting. LB (sometimes, I'm not so sure?) -------------------- EL BEE Knows It All and Done It All. Don't piss me off! Posts: 31459 | From: Upland, CA | Registered: Jan 2003  |  IP: Logged Andy L HI, I'M THE NEW MODERATOR OF THE CENTRAL MISSOURI FORUM, PULL MY FINGER! Member # 642 posted May 19, 2009 09:04 PM                   I dont know LB, that there goats got a purdy mouth..... -------------------- Andy Posts: 2645 | From: Central Missouri | Registered: Apr 2005  |  IP: Logged Leonard HMFIC Member # 2 posted May 19, 2009 10:34 PM                       Andy, that kind of joking around caused me to witness, and be horrified by the most disgusting event I ever saw, which was between a heffer (a young cow) and a fellow member of the US Army, who was a country boy from Mississippi or Missouri; I forget which? I won't go into details, but it served him right when she shit on him. Good hunting. LB (the snitch, in that instance) -------------------- EL BEE Knows It All and Done It All. Don't piss me off! Posts: 31459 | From: Upland, CA | Registered: Jan 2003  |  IP: Logged Tim Behle Administrator MacNeal Sector Member # 209 posted May 19, 2009 11:07 PM                       Kokopelli, My next big event is a Masonic Family Picnic in Douglas on June 20. But you don't need to wait, pick a weekend and we'll check the calendar! -------------------- Personally, I carry a gun because I'm too young to die and too old to take an ass kickin'. Posts: 3160 | From: Five Miles East of Vic, AZ | Registered: Jun 2003  |  IP: Logged Clint Knows what it's all about Member # 346 posted May 20, 2009 11:08 AM                    Footholds work pretty good too! Posts: 148 | From: Mesa, AZ | Registered: Jun 2004  |  IP: Logged Leonard HMFIC Member # 2 posted May 20, 2009 11:11 AM                       OMG! Is that a baby seal? -------------------- EL BEE Knows It All and Done It All. Don't piss me off! Posts: 31459 | From: Upland, CA | Registered: Jan 2003  |  IP: Logged Andy L HI, I'M THE NEW MODERATOR OF THE CENTRAL MISSOURI FORUM, PULL MY FINGER! Member # 642 posted May 20, 2009 11:43 AM                   That just aint right. Clint, two of you gangin up on that purdy little sheep? Gang bangs should be illeagle. -------------------- Andy Posts: 2645 | From: Central Missouri | Registered: Apr 2005  |  IP: Logged Leonard HMFIC Member # 2 posted May 20, 2009 12:16 PM                       Sheep? My next guess would have been a poodle? Why would Clint take a photo of those guys? What the heck are they doing? So, this stuff isn't an old wives tale? What's it, (ya know?) like? Tastes like chicken? I seem to remember Byron was into these things, but he's a Texan, so... Ya'll ain't serious, right? Clint, who's in the pic? They deserve the chance to defend themselves. Let's see? What kind of defense is possible? They were drunk? Mistaken identity? Lost a bet? It's not what it looks like? Good hunting. LB -------------------- EL BEE Knows It All and Done It All. Don't piss me off! Posts: 31459 | From: Upland, CA | Registered: Jan 2003  |  IP: Logged Clint Knows what it's all about Member # 346 posted May 20, 2009 12:49 PM                    One of them is a Cajun and I cant release the others identity. The picture was taken in TX Posts: 148 | From: Mesa, AZ | Registered: Jun 2004  |  IP: Logged RagnCajn ADDS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING Member # 879 posted May 20, 2009 01:17 PM                    One of those guys was from AZ, I can't release the others identity. Posts: 362 | From: Shreveport LA | Registered: Jul 2006  |  IP: Logged Leonard HMFIC Member # 2 posted May 20, 2009 02:42 PM                       Yup, I thought so! edit: and a serial offender, too! [ May 20, 2009, 02:43 PM: Message edited by: Leonard ] -------------------- EL BEE Knows It All and Done It All. Don't piss me off! Posts: 31459 | From: Upland, CA | Registered: Jan 2003  |  IP: Logged Leonard HMFIC Member # 2 posted May 20, 2009 02:52 PM                       was it one of these guys? -------------------- EL BEE Knows It All and Done It All. Don't piss me off! Posts: 31459 | From: Upland, CA | Registered: Jan 2003  |  IP: Logged Jrbhunter PAYS ATTENsION TO deTAIL Member # 459 posted May 20, 2009 02:56 PM                      Does anyone else think the funniest part of this thread has been Leonard potsing "OMG". I can just see him scrolling down the thread casually and then upon seeing the picture- [insert Paris Hilton accent] "Ohhhh muh gawwwwwwd" The coonass... a sheep molester? Can't say I didn't see that one coming. Reeves gets along with eh-eh-eh-eeeeeverybody. Leonard, that hefer-humper... I'm almost certain that guy is from Missouri not Mississippi. Posts: 615 | From: Indiana | Registered: Dec 2004  |  IP: Logged Leonard HMFIC Member # 2 posted May 20, 2009 03:07 PM                       exibit A -------------------- EL BEE Knows It All and Done It All. Don't piss me off! Posts: 31459 | From: Upland, CA | Registered: Jan 2003  |  IP: Logged Leonard HMFIC Member # 2 posted May 20, 2009 03:16 PM                       Yeah, I guess you and me thought it was funny, Jason? BTW, the dude we can't see in the incriminating photo....is he from Oklahoma? Is he in group pic? Does he have alibi, like he was just helping her over the fence? edit: on second thought. if he is from AZ, it could have been just about anybody? edit: I can't stop chuckling at that AR pic. Sorry! [ May 20, 2009, 03:19 PM: Message edited by: Leonard ] -------------------- EL BEE Knows It All and Done It All. Don't piss me off! Posts: 31459 | From: Upland, CA | Registered: Jan 2003  |  IP: Logged

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