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Posted by Tim Behle (Member # 209) on August 27, 2008, 08:08 PM:
While Many of you are wasting you summer chasing Hooter's chicks, who only want what's in your back pocket, and don't care about what's between your front Pockets.
Todd Woodall is out to make all of us Coyote Hunters Proud to know him.
And I want to wish him the best of luck, as he heads out to Brady, Texas this Saturday to kick some serious butt at the 2008 World Championship BBQ Goat Cook-Off. ![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif)
I sure wish I could be there in person to cheer him on!
Posted by MULE (Member # 63) on August 27, 2008, 08:30 PM:
Makes me hungry. Post pics
Posted by Rich Higgins (Member # 3) on August 27, 2008, 09:14 PM:
Mule, you are seriously demented and I try not to laugh at you, but I can't help myself. ![[Smile]](smile.gif)
Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on August 27, 2008, 11:14 PM:
Are you and Russell still together?
Posted by Semp (Member # 3074) on August 28, 2008, 04:48 AM:
I saw a transvestite on the Discovery Channel named Russell once. Wonder if thats the same dude. ![[Confused]](confused.gif)
Posted by George Ackley (Member # 898) on August 28, 2008, 07:10 AM:
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Well, faster than you can say, "shallow grave",
this pretty little thing come up to me and starts kneadin' my -----
like hard-boiled eggs in a tube sock.
Said her name was Bambi and I said, "Well that's a coincidence darlin',
'cause I was just thinkin' about skinnin' you like a deer."
Well she smiled, had about as much teeth as a Jack-O-Lantern,
and I went on to tell her how I would wear her face like a mask
as I do my little kooky dance.
And then she told me to shush.
I guess she could sense my desperation.
'Course, it's hard to hide a hard-on when you're dressed like Minnie Pearl.
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
[ August 28, 2008, 07:11 AM: Message edited by: George Ackley ]
Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on August 28, 2008, 08:06 AM:
George, I was just cruising the backwaters and found this:
quote:
I wont to scream out to the world telling them , MY NAME IS GE0RGE ACKIEY AND I AM A MONSTER
It's not often a man misspells his own name.
Say, did you and Glenn patch things up at the Expo like everyone else?
Good hunting. LB
PS I'm just kidding, big feller.
Posted by George Ackley (Member # 898) on August 28, 2008, 09:04 AM:
no we didn't but since I found out he is like 3' tail I am done with him .. i am a lot of things but a bully isn't one of them
At one time a MONSTER couldn't put his name in a post , when I did that it came up cheeseburger.
so in miss spelling it the censor don't know what I was trying to say.
I didnt make it to the show, Saving all my penny for the camp out ,39 hour drive one way it's going to cost me..
priority's LB priority's got to have them in order
[ August 28, 2008, 09:09 AM: Message edited by: George Ackley ]
Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on August 28, 2008, 09:19 AM:
Yeah, prematurely bald, and three foot tall, small wonder? Gotta give him a pass, as Nistetter once wrote to me: he (Glenn) has a family!
And I responded: Really? Cal has a family, Higgins has a family and Vic has a family. Come to think of it, I have a family? Why give the "do rag kid" a pass because he has a family?
I'm still trying to figure that one out?
Good hunting. LB
PS if you are trying to get around the word censor, omit spaces, as in georgeackley.
Posted by George Ackley (Member # 898) on August 28, 2008, 09:26 AM:
that sight is going legit,today I was told I can be who I wont to be,,,
[ August 28, 2008, 09:27 AM: Message edited by: George Ackley ]
Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on August 28, 2008, 09:31 AM:
Yes, but. More policy reversals than you can shake a stick at....
Posted by Dan Carey (Member # 987) on August 28, 2008, 09:38 AM:
Well, that's just fine. Who do you want to be?
Posted by George Ackley (Member # 898) on August 28, 2008, 11:07 AM:
I just want to be me no more no less, the big pimp daddy .
but thanks for asking Dan
[ August 28, 2008, 11:21 AM: Message edited by: George Ackley ]
Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on August 28, 2008, 11:11 AM:
That's obvious, Dan. He wants to be as smart as the Professor, as handsome as you and as good a self promoter as Glenn. Then next week, as fine a coyote hunter as Byron.
Good hunting. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, somebody pull that knife out of my back!
Posted by George Ackley (Member # 898) on August 28, 2008, 11:22 AM:
yea that's old me. you got me
[ August 28, 2008, 11:25 AM: Message edited by: George Ackley ]
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