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Posted by smithers (Member # 646) on August 23, 2008, 05:21 PM:
What's the best caliber sig line and why?
DOES TYPING IN ALL CAPS BOTHER ANYONE?
tHaNkS fOr mY nEw bRoKeBaCk sIg lInE, lB!
"We tolerate shapes in human beings that would horrify us if we saw them in a horse."
~William Ralph Inge
"The enemies of freedom do not
argue; they shout and they shoot."
~William Ralph Inge
"What is originality? Undetected plagiarism."
~William Ralph Inge
"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions
in favour of vegetarianism, while the
wolf remains of a different opinion."
~William Ralph Inge
[ August 23, 2008, 05:59 PM: Message edited by: smithers ]
Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on August 23, 2008, 05:40 PM:
I don't know the "why" but you are prolly in first place, the past week or so? Why the hell do you keep changing it, and why are they all so faggy? This is a serious predator hunting message board; nobody cares if you have a yellow ribbon and a pink bow wow on your antenna. <sheesh>
[ August 23, 2008, 05:45 PM: Message edited by: Leonard ]
Posted by smithers (Member # 646) on August 23, 2008, 05:53 PM:
Sanjaya was robbed!
What the hell is a Sanjaya!? A Middle Eastern Bank!?
[ August 23, 2008, 05:54 PM: Message edited by: smithers ]
Posted by Cayotaytalker (Member # 1954) on August 23, 2008, 07:35 PM:
"What is originality?Undetected plagiarism" Is the best one,Why it makes me think of my 25 year old son. When he was from age of 17 to 18 he would come up with some good lines. And i would always rip him off.Sure he would call me out on it but i just told him it was ok i invented plagiarism. Gawd i hope i'm not turning into Al Gore! Smithers are you a fan of King of The Hill? your humor makes me think of that show is all. And is William Ralph Inge areal person? And perhaps you should lie about your favorite color LOL.
Posted by Cayotaytalker (Member # 1954) on August 24, 2008, 08:46 AM:
Here's a few sig lines.
I don't know what i hate more,a suck ass are a red bone hound.
When the bulet hit's the bone!
I give one bro!
If you was trailer park trash you would know that little trick.
Don't make me go trailer park on your ass!
It's not a hose it's a Arkansa credit card.
I have said this one on a few jobs,it saves me a lot of time.Say on those jobs you know you just wont fit in.
On my last job i was the head chicken choker on a Arkansa chicken ranch!
And then on my way out the door i apply this one.
Kiss my ass this job sucks any way!
"What is originality?Undetected plagiarism"
That fits obama your mama(not your mama) Just fine,the way he rips off jfk,as if he's some type of jfk an all.
Posted by smithers (Member # 646) on August 24, 2008, 09:24 AM:
Yes, cayotay, William Inge is a real person.
He also was the author of my former signature line, "The wisdom of the wise is an uncommon degree of common sense."
That was before the days of big brother making me out to be some kind of merry, twinkle toed USC co-ed.
Happily ever after-CS
Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on August 24, 2008, 10:18 AM:
coyote"''' none of your sigs look to be ready for primetime without a little tweeking? My opinion, others may disagree?
smithers needs help people, anybody have an idea for a kool sig line? His are sorta lame, right now.
Something chick, like "Wisdom of the Y's meets Redfrog; or Obama Momma"?
Good hunting. LB
Posted by Redfrog (Member # 3068) on August 24, 2008, 12:06 PM:
Before the monsters go to sleep at night, they check under the bed..........for me. ![[Smile]](smile.gif)
Posted by MULE (Member # 63) on August 24, 2008, 12:48 PM:
Actually Frog, a more accurate one for you would be...
"When I go to bed at night, the monsters get out from under my bed in case the slats and frame collapse"
You're welcome
Posted by smithers (Member # 646) on August 24, 2008, 02:14 PM:
LOL! That was uncalled for, MULE! ![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif)
The man has issues with weight. We all can't be as pretty as you. ![[Eek!]](eek.gif)
I would attack someones character before I would attack their looks. Unless they are a midget... Then it's open season.
Posted by Rich (Member # 112) on August 24, 2008, 02:29 PM:
"I've always been a kind of merry, twinkle toed co-ed, light in my loafers."
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Smithers,
Your signature line is perfect. I have always believed that you can tell a lot about a girl by reading her signature line. ![[Wink]](wink.gif)
Posted by MULE (Member # 63) on August 24, 2008, 02:57 PM:
Smithers,
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahah
Dude, I am without a doubt, the ugliest sumbich on this board!!
And normally, I wouldn't make fun of a guys physical defects. Hell..we all have em in one way or the other.
But the Toad is an exception. I would attack his character if he had some.
I'm flexible like that
Posted by smithers (Member # 646) on August 24, 2008, 04:29 PM:
My sig lines, as of late, have a taken on a certain romance that few understand.
The Freudian homo erotic angle is just HellBoy being HellBoy. ![[Razz]](tongue.gif)
Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on August 24, 2008, 04:45 PM:
Nice try, smithers. These folks know I wouldn't do such a thing and you are completely out of line to suggest it! I believe that a man's sig line is sacred, and besides, I could never think up some of that girly stuff? I don't even understand half of it?
Good hunting. LB
Posted by Tim Behle (Member # 209) on August 24, 2008, 04:50 PM:
smithers,
I'd like to help, but for some reason Ol' Lenbo doesn't trust me enough to let me modify your Sig line into something more appropriate.
But if you can send me a picture of yourself, against a monocolored back ground, ( preferably wearing a suit ) maybe I can help with your image?
Posted by smithers (Member # 646) on August 24, 2008, 05:01 PM:
Heh, heh...
If I were a tried and true pooper trooper I would be residing in AZ or CA.
The sole purpose of AZ and CA's existence is so that there is a soft landing zone for all of the 'moes we boot out. We always kick straight west but sometimes they land short and to the left.
Posted by Rich (Member # 112) on August 24, 2008, 07:23 PM:
Smithers,
I can't believe that you would even THINK that anyone here is going to believe that LEONARD is somehow changing your signature line. We know that signature lines are a sacred thing, and Lenbo wouldn't even think of such a terrible trick.
Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on August 24, 2008, 07:46 PM:
He's absolutely right, smithers. Believe me, I would never do such a dastardly thing.
On the other hand, Tim's wife has control and he can wind her around his little finger, so although he SAYS he weally weally wants permission to change sig lines, I'm starting to think he's the one fiddling with smithers.
The thing is, they're not even funny any more.
Good hunting. LB
Posted by Cdog911 (Member # 7) on August 24, 2008, 08:01 PM:
I'm just curious which new medication this new smithers is on, or at the very least, should be? he's definitely taken a turn for the pink. Not that I have anything against "pink". But, when it comes packaged like a dude, I'm just saying... ![[Confused]](confused.gif)
Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on August 24, 2008, 08:06 PM:
The word on the street is he went under the knife for the Full Monty....... selling out and moving to the coast; hopefully Oregon?
Good hunting. LB
Posted by smithers (Member # 646) on August 24, 2008, 08:29 PM:
The infamous Pink Sock!? Oh well, whatever, Nevermind...
[ August 24, 2008, 08:30 PM: Message edited by: smithers ]
Posted by Rich (Member # 112) on August 25, 2008, 07:59 AM:
"The word on the street is he went under the knife for the Full Monty....... selling out and moving to the coast; hopefully Oregon?"
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Are you talking about the star of the upcoming movie called BROKE DICK MOUNTAIN?
Posted by smithers (Member # 646) on August 25, 2008, 05:07 PM:
Lol!
You buzzards may be old and ugly but you still have a sense of humor!
Posted by Tim Behle (Member # 209) on August 25, 2008, 05:20 PM:
She can't touch the Sig lines Leonard. ( Believe me, I've tried ) She has only tweaked that one post, one time, and it was so subtle, that no one seemed to Notice Rich's sudden change of heart.
But if you ever gave me the chance, I bet a could make a few people afraid to fall asleep at night.....
Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on August 25, 2008, 05:46 PM:
You are right again, Tim. This Senility is getting worse by the day.
Good hunting. LB
[ August 25, 2008, 06:36 PM: Message edited by: Miss Joyce ]
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