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Posted by Doug (Member # 31) on January 24, 2008, 04:30 PM:

I talked to Mule a few weeks ago. He said he feels alot better since he quit smoking cigarettes and drinking beer. He traded in his guns and camo for spandex and a mountain bike. He's planning on moving to Boulder because of the liberal atmosphere and the great vegetarian restaurants.

BWAA HAA HAA HAA

Actually he said he's doing good, and when the weather breaks we're gonna get together to shoot some coyotes. [Wink]

Doug

Posted by DAA (Member # 11) on January 24, 2008, 05:42 PM:

Tell him "Howdy" for me.

- DAA

Posted by NASA (Member # 177) on January 24, 2008, 05:49 PM:

Tell him he needs to come back to the boards. We miss his company.

Posted by Locohead (Member # 15) on January 24, 2008, 11:24 PM:

Doug,

Good to see you by the way! Hey man, I've looked into 2 old cell phones and I can't find Miguel's phone number and called 411 to no avail. Can I get you to email it to me? Maybe call Mule and give him my number.

Thanks Doug and great to see you around! [Smile]

Posted by Locohead (Member # 15) on January 25, 2008, 12:36 AM:

P.S. Doug, great MULE imitation...BWAA HAA HAA HAA!!! [Smile]

Posted by Locohead (Member # 15) on January 25, 2008, 10:14 AM:

P.S.S.

Doug, did you see any snakes on your property this last spring and summer. I think it was last year you were posting. How was big game hunting this year? Killing any coyotes this year? Have you hunted the Pawnee grasslands since you live up North? Bring us up to speed, man!

[ January 25, 2008, 10:16 AM: Message edited by: Locohead ]

Posted by Doug (Member # 31) on January 25, 2008, 04:10 PM:

Loco,
An old farmer told me that turkeys will keep snakes away so I got a few chicks last Spring. I'm guessing that snakes are high in nutrition because the turkeys growed pretty big. [Wink]

Doug

Posted by NASA (Member # 177) on January 25, 2008, 05:27 PM:

quote:
Are there anthropomorphic coyotes in Colorado?

Oh yeah, you'd better believe it. 'Cept folks call 'em skinwalkers out here.

Posted by Locohead (Member # 15) on January 25, 2008, 07:11 PM:

You got to be kidding me! Seriously, Turkeys kill snakes? It doesn't surprise me that they eat 'em one bit. But killing them does! [Eek!]

Posted by Locohead (Member # 15) on January 26, 2008, 11:09 AM:

Thanks Doug for the email. [Smile]

Posted by MULE (Member # 63) on January 28, 2008, 04:54 PM:

Hey guys

Doug and I were both on cell phones that were cutting out. I think he misunderstood what I said.

So, I was driving into Boulder and just polishing off the rest of my six pack. Yea..I know I shouldn't drive under the influence but its really the only way I can tolerate that place.

Anyways, I took my eyes off the road to light up a smoke and when I looked up..there it was. A spandex wearing moonbat treehugger on a bike. I guess I could have swerved but whats the point of that? So up in the air goes Mr.Bunnyhugger. I did stop but when he,she or it started moaning about an ambulance I thought "What a hypocrite"

I mean really. Ambulances get really crapping gas mileage and what about this global warming? It was about -10 when this happened. Actually warmer than it has been this winter in Colorado.

So I drove off, but I did stop by this vegetarian place and let the rest of the freaks know that one of thier brethren was back up the road a piece, lying in the ditch.

Actually I see the whole thing as a win win. I get to put another tiny bicycle decal on my door (one more and I become an ACE!!) and this State is minus one more ******* .

What have you guys been up to???

[ January 28, 2008, 04:56 PM: Message edited by: MULE ]

Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on January 28, 2008, 05:50 PM:

A sight for sore eyes. And the humor. smithers can't lay a glove on ya. I was real worried about that spandex rumor. Unless it was camo, of course.

So, what happened after you made bail?
BWAA HAA HAA HAA

Good hunting. LB

Posted by NASA (Member # 177) on January 28, 2008, 07:28 PM:

Mule, I'm surprised you were only able to harvest one. Usually they form a clusterfugg that overflows the bike lane and into the traffic lanes. They are big on riding 3 & 4 abreast and to hell with motorized traffic. Since they never stop for stop signs, at least one a week gets launched. I would think a double or even a triple should be a cinch for a pro like yourself. [Big Grin]

Posted by Locohead (Member # 15) on January 28, 2008, 07:51 PM:

"Hey Baby que paso? I thought I was your only vato?!"

Posted by MULE (Member # 63) on January 28, 2008, 08:55 PM:

Loco,

You will always have mi corazon but you didn't call me back and I fell into the arms of another.

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