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Cdog911
"There are some ideas so absurd only an intellectual could believe them."--George Orwell.
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posted January 11, 2008 07:11 PM
A young man goes into the Job Center in Kansas City, Kansas and sees a card
advertising for a Gynecologist's Assistant. Interested he goes to learn more
- 'Can you give me some more details about this?' he asks the guy behind the
desk.
The Job Center man sorts through his files & replies - 'Oh yes here it is :
The job entails you getting the lady patients ready for the gynecologist.
You have to help them out of their underwear, lie them down and carefully
wash their genital regions. You then apply shaving foam and gently shave off
all their pubic hair then rub in soothing oils so that they're ready for the
gynecologist's examination. There's an annual salary of $45,000, but you're
going to have to go to Wichita, Kansas. That's about 120 miles from
here.'
'Oh why, is that where the job's at?'
'No sir - that's where the end of the line is...!!'
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I am only one. But still, I am one. I cannot do everything, but still, I can do something; and, because I cannot do everything, I will not refuse to do something that I can do.
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Leonard
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posted January 11, 2008 08:26 PM
Cripes. I had to think about that for a minute. Good one. LBee
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Don't piss me off!
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csmithers
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posted January 13, 2008 08:21 AM
Damn good joke.
Thinking about it though, I am quite sure that the job would not be a treat every time out. Not every visit entails a simple check up. There could be other more disturbing issues going on then just, well ya know...
[ January 13, 2008, 08:22 AM: Message edited by: smithers ]
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