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Posted by NASA (Member # 177) on December 26, 2007, 08:35 AM:

I've gotten some strange presents for Christmas over the years, probably we all have. One year I got a case of some kind of imported Amazon jungle berry juice. I looked it up on the web and it goes for 15 bucks a bottle! [Eek!]

But this year I got a ......... electric crescent wrench! The thought was sincere, but holy crap, an electric wrench? [Big Grin]

So, did anyone else get any weird gifts?

[ December 26, 2007, 08:37 AM: Message edited by: NASA ]

Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on December 26, 2007, 08:43 AM:

Hell with the wrench, did that jungle juice improve your love life?

Getting back to the wrench; the ******* that invented it should have his ass kicked.

Good hunting. LB

Posted by DAA (Member # 11) on December 26, 2007, 09:21 AM:

One year when I was a kid, and not very nice, I got a coffee can full of rocks for Christmas. Guess my Dad couldn't find any coal...

- DAA

Posted by NASA (Member # 177) on December 26, 2007, 10:42 AM:

Leonard, I haven't had a noticeable "love life" for the last 7 years. It's gonna' take more than jungle berries to jump start this old engine. [Big Grin]

Posted by Jrbhunter (Member # 459) on December 26, 2007, 01:50 PM:

I have two good friends that recently invested in the "Amazon Jungle Berry" business. They're making anywhere between $14,000 and $21,000 a WEEK (5 day week) on sales right now as lead marketing reps for the "Multi-level Marketing Campaign" which translates to old style PYRAMID SCHEME.

My parents are one of the largest U.S. producers of "Wolf Berry" which is a primary ingredient in the product. While they're income isn't quite as staggering as the "Marketing" folks... life is good down on the homeplace.

What used to sell for $15 a bottle probably now costs $20 an ounce. A 2006 cancer research changed the market in a big way... I'm sure the cresent wrench folks are waiting on the Arthritis testing and Carpal Tunnel statistics! LOL!

All I got was a couple of these... took forever to unwrap.

Posted by Cdog911 (Member # 7) on December 26, 2007, 05:14 PM:

I saw those wrenches being advertised by Craftsman just the other day. Thgoutht o myself, "Good idea!" Guess I'm due an ass kicking.

Posted by CindyTraps (Member # 1893) on December 28, 2007, 08:36 AM:

NASA, that wins you top wierd prize, lol

Posted by claimbuster (Member # 904) on January 01, 2008, 01:02 PM:

Couple years back my wife got me a battery powered tape measure. You push a button to extend the tape. It's heavy and it is actually slower than a manually operated one. It sits completely unused.

Hey NASA, ground red deer antlers mixed with your "Wheaties" will help.

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