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Author Topic: Can you top this? NASA Knows what it's all about Member # 177 posted December 26, 2007 08:35 AM                   I've gotten some strange presents for Christmas over the years, probably we all have. One year I got a case of some kind of imported Amazon jungle berry juice. I looked it up on the web and it goes for 15 bucks a bottle! But this year I got a ......... electric crescent wrench! The thought was sincere, but holy crap, an electric wrench? So, did anyone else get any weird gifts? [ December 26, 2007, 08:37 AM: Message edited by: NASA ] Posts: 1168 | From: Typical White Person | Registered: Apr 2003  |  IP: Logged Leonard HMFIC Member # 2 posted December 26, 2007 08:43 AM                       Hell with the wrench, did that jungle juice improve your love life? Getting back to the wrench; the ******* that invented it should have his ass kicked. Good hunting. LB -------------------- EL BEE Knows It All and Done It All. Don't piss me off! Posts: 32371 | From: Upland, CA | Registered: Jan 2003  |  IP: Logged DAA Utah/Promoted WESTERN REGIONAL Hunt Director Member # 11 posted December 26, 2007 09:21 AM                       One year when I was a kid, and not very nice, I got a coffee can full of rocks for Christmas. Guess my Dad couldn't find any coal... - DAA -------------------- "Oh yeah, they're gonna talk to you, and talk to you, and talk to you about individual freedom, but they see a free individual, it's gonna scare 'em." -- George Hanson, Easy Rider, 1969. Rocky Mountain Varmint Hunter Posts: 2676 | From: Salt Lake City, UT | Registered: Jan 2003  |  IP: Logged NASA Knows what it's all about Member # 177 posted December 26, 2007 10:42 AM                   Leonard, I haven't had a noticeable "love life" for the last 7 years. It's gonna' take more than jungle berries to jump start this old engine. Posts: 1168 | From: Typical White Person | Registered: Apr 2003  |  IP: Logged Jrbhunter PAYS ATTENsION TO deTAIL Member # 459 posted December 26, 2007 01:50 PM                      I have two good friends that recently invested in the "Amazon Jungle Berry" business. They're making anywhere between $14,000 and $21,000 a WEEK (5 day week) on sales right now as lead marketing reps for the "Multi-level Marketing Campaign" which translates to old style PYRAMID SCHEME. My parents are one of the largest U.S. producers of "Wolf Berry" which is a primary ingredient in the product. While they're income isn't quite as staggering as the "Marketing" folks... life is good down on the homeplace. What used to sell for $15 a bottle probably now costs $20 an ounce. A 2006 cancer research changed the market in a big way... I'm sure the cresent wrench folks are waiting on the Arthritis testing and Carpal Tunnel statistics! LOL! All I got was a couple of these... took forever to unwrap. Posts: 615 | From: Indiana | Registered: Dec 2004  |  IP: Logged Cdog911 "There are some ideas so absurd only an intellectual could believe them."--George Orwell. Member # 7 posted December 26, 2007 05:14 PM                       I saw those wrenches being advertised by Craftsman just the other day. Thgoutht o myself, "Good idea!" Guess I'm due an ass kicking. -------------------- I am only one. But still, I am one. I cannot do everything, but still, I can do something; and, because I cannot do everything, I will not refuse to do something that I can do. Posts: 5440 | From: The gun-lovin', gun-friendly wild, wild west | Registered: Jan 2003  |  IP: Logged CindyTraps Knows what it's all about Member # 1893 posted December 28, 2007 08:36 AM                    NASA, that wins you top wierd prize, lol -------------------- Happy Trails Posts: 113 | From: Seligman, Arizona | Registered: Oct 2007  |  IP: Logged claimbuster Knows what it's all about Member # 904 posted January 01, 2008 01:02 PM                    Couple years back my wife got me a battery powered tape measure. You push a button to extend the tape. It's heavy and it is actually slower than a manually operated one. It sits completely unused. Hey NASA, ground red deer antlers mixed with your "Wheaties" will help. -------------------- "There comes a time in the affairs of a man when he has to take the bull by the tail and face the situation." Posts: 70 | From: Colorado | Registered: Jul 2006  |  IP: Logged

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