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Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on August 20, 2007, 03:51 PM:

Posted by Paul Melching (Member # 885) on August 20, 2007, 04:09 PM:

In what states Can you hunt from a hot tub at night and if so what kinda lights should you use,and when in Texas can you elevate and mount that hot tub to a truck?
PM [Eek!]

Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on August 20, 2007, 04:35 PM:

You can't see it from the above angle, but, it is on wheels. What appears to be a bottle in the forground, is actually a joystick. But, I don't want to give away the story before it hits the news stands. LB

Posted by Cdog911 (Member # 7) on August 20, 2007, 05:21 PM:

Strangely enough, you just reminded me that I had this little gem stored away from back in the days when we were takin' digs at Guess. This is about the limit of our off season coyote hunting around here, most years. Just add beer!

Posted by smithers (Member # 646) on August 20, 2007, 05:44 PM:

The great thing about the first pic is the fact that he's wearing an orange hat! Hunting from the tub but staying within the law with the cover.
Cdog, that is a gem.

[ August 20, 2007, 05:45 PM: Message edited by: smithers ]

Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on August 20, 2007, 06:23 PM:

Who's the Babe?

Posted by The Outdoor Tripp (Member # 619) on August 20, 2007, 06:34 PM:

Think you'd better add some carrots to the diet Leonard.

Posted by Cdog911 (Member # 7) on August 20, 2007, 06:37 PM:

That right there is funny. I don't care who y'are.

Also, that right there is Matt. I'll give him your best wishes.

(The babe is behind the camera.)

Posted by BigO (Member # 1062) on August 20, 2007, 07:00 PM:

He would prolly taste better boiled in Michelob Ultra instead of that Corrs Light.

Posted by Randy Roede (Member # 1273) on August 20, 2007, 07:08 PM:

The story may read!

A coyote in rural kansas has been terrorizing a local family in their backyard, after many attempts to fool the illusive critter local ADC man Lance Homman was called in to bag the wiley one. With most convientional methods exhausted Lance had to resort to an extreme method taught to him by wizard from AZ. Tub Misting

Lance pees in the hot tub and the mist off the hot tub covers his downwind side and he begins calling. The coyote responds instantly and heads for the downwind side it hits the mist coming from the hot tub and becomes confused. This is the break Lance has been waiting for. He slowly raises himself out of the water and kills the educated coyote easily.

The bottle in the forefront is the inital step to aid in supplying the pee for the hottub, more bottles maybe needed.Three bottle maximun.

This is called advanced tub misting only for those who have succesfully completed the bottle misting course. Please don't try this at home without proper training.

Any use of these materials, products, or methods mentioned above must be OK'd by H and H Misting Inc.

Posted by Cdog911 (Member # 7) on August 20, 2007, 07:14 PM:

Hey Randy,... Shhhhhhh. I've been telling the kids that the water's yellow because of the lens cover on the light. With 535 gallons of pee and water in my hottub, we call it "megamisting" - sorta the nuclear weapon of misting.

That's a pretty good story. LOL

[ August 20, 2007, 07:14 PM: Message edited by: Cdog911 ]

Posted by The Outdoor Tripp (Member # 619) on August 20, 2007, 08:09 PM:

Yum... drinkin water.

Posted by Clint (Member # 346) on August 20, 2007, 09:41 PM:

bigo,
west of OZ you wouldn't like what they say about that brand.
cdog,
its almost unAmerican not to piss in the pool, good luck with that article.
Mister Mister.

[ August 21, 2007, 07:10 AM: Message edited by: Clint ]

Posted by smithers (Member # 646) on August 21, 2007, 05:15 PM:

A coyote in rural kansas has been terrorizing a local family in their backyard, after many attempts to fool the illusive critter local ADC man Lance Homman was called in to bag the wiley one.

You've been demoted to local ADC man!? [Razz]

Posted by Cdog911 (Member # 7) on August 21, 2007, 06:46 PM:

I'm no ADC man. How many ADC men use a hottub? We're purely recreational around here. I use it to relax me and get me in the writing mood. Thus the write-off. [Wink]

(For those who think the top guy is me, it ain't. He's got a nice deck, but my hot tub is bigger and better. No bottle holders though...)

Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on August 21, 2007, 07:01 PM:

Yeah, but when I saw that pic, I thought it looked at bit like you. But, of course, you are much more buff, and what with wearing the hat in the hot tub, you have to figure he's bald?

Good hunting. LB

Posted by Cdog911 (Member # 7) on August 21, 2007, 07:50 PM:

Gotta agree with you on all points. [Smile]

Posted by Tim Behle (Member # 209) on August 21, 2007, 08:37 PM:

You tub may be bigger, but I share mine with better company!

We make it an almost every Sunday night ritual at our house, an hour or so in the tub then head for the back deck to watch the stars.

But looking at your pic leaves me with the question, how often so you preform Mass?

Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on August 21, 2007, 08:51 PM:

Who's the Babe?

Posted by JoeF (Member # 228) on August 22, 2007, 07:14 AM:

Tim, you ain't a kiddin 'bout the higher quality company!

Referring to the top pic.... I now understand why you guys spend all of that money on them expensive scopes. Never did understand where all of this "fogging up" talk came from\........

Posted by tlbradford (Member # 1232) on August 22, 2007, 05:55 PM:

quote:
Who's the Babe?

Leonard, if you drank that bottle of scotch, the babe might just be Tim.

Posted by Cdog911 (Member # 7) on August 22, 2007, 06:03 PM:

Yep, Miss Joyce sure does have a few things on Matt. I'm going to have to get him to work on that. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to gouge my eyes out with a screwdriver for having seen Tim (maybe) nekkid in a hot tub with bubbles.

ARRRGGGHHH!!!!!!!!

Mass? I'm Presbyterian. My knees would never take all that kneeling and standing up.

Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on August 22, 2007, 06:51 PM:

That was a joke, member 1232. I have met Miss Joyce on a couple of occasions, and she is definitely a Babe.

Good hunting. LB

PS I might help him drink a little of that Scotch, if he has some cold beer to kill the taste? That might be an Onyx Tim is holding?

Posted by tlbradford (Member # 1232) on August 22, 2007, 07:28 PM:

#2 - so was mine. [Wink]

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