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Topic: Old fart humor
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Leonard
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posted August 04, 2007 08:27 PM
Higgins keeps sending me dumb senior jokes but this one is not too bad. Thanks, Rich.
Two elderly residents, a man and a woman, were sitting alone in the lobby of their nursing home one evening. The old man looked over and said to the old lady, "I know just what you're wanting. For $5.00 I'll have sex with you right over there in that rocking chair."
The old lady looked surprised but didn't say a word.
The old man continued, "For $10 I'll do it with you on that nice soft sofa over there, but for $20 I'll take you back to my room, light some candles, and give you the most romantic evening you've ever had in your life."
The old lady still says nothing, but after a couple minutes, starts digging down in her purse. She pulls out a wrinkled $20 bill and holds it up.
"So you want the nice romantic evening in my room," says the old man.
"Get serious", she replies. "Four times in the rocker."
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claimbuster
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posted August 07, 2007 05:49 PM
My performance would be limited to $5.
[ August 07, 2007, 05:49 PM: Message edited by: claimbuster ]
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