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Posted by smithers (Member # 646) on July 10, 2007, 08:08 PM:
What gives with the new titles?
Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on July 10, 2007, 09:22 PM:
Well, do you know what a PAKMAN is? If not, I can 'splain.
Posted by Tim Behle (Member # 209) on July 10, 2007, 09:27 PM:
Smithers,
Leonard just got home from Phoenix, He's still giddy after visiting his "Special Friend" there.
Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on July 10, 2007, 09:28 PM:
Higgins is not that special, and we didn't meet.
Posted by Tim Behle (Member # 209) on July 10, 2007, 09:32 PM:
I was referring to that good looking young chick that I saw you with at Cabala's a few months back. I'm terrible at remembering names.
Posted by Rich Higgins (Member # 3) on July 11, 2007, 07:05 AM:
I now understand Rodney Dangerfield.
Tim, her name is Delilah. ![[Smile]](smile.gif)
She is a barber of sorts.
Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on July 11, 2007, 08:33 AM:
Jealousy does not become you, Higgins. Looks will only take you so far.
Posted by smithers (Member # 646) on July 11, 2007, 08:47 AM:
Leonard, I know what a PAKMAN is it is the merry, enlightened, la da di da......... that I am referring to.
They change every so often and I am curious as to what prods you to make such changes. What makes you tick?
Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on July 11, 2007, 08:59 AM:
I have never been asked that question before.
Except my wife and my family.... and my therapist.
You just need to shake things up, every now and then. Know what I mean?
But there is another thread where a member labeled himself as a pot stirer, and that triggered a synapse, somewhere? Know what I mean?
I'm sure I need professional help. LB
PS, have you voted in the poll?
[ July 11, 2007, 09:00 AM: Message edited by: Leonard ]
Posted by Andy L (Member # 642) on July 11, 2007, 09:24 AM:
So, Im your trigger? I take pride in that... ![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif)
Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on July 11, 2007, 09:52 AM:
Your fifteen minutes are up, dude.
edit: insert smilies incase somebody takes me seriously....
[ July 11, 2007, 02:08 PM: Message edited by: Leonard ]
Posted by smithers (Member # 646) on July 11, 2007, 10:12 AM:
I think I will wile away the hours here at work enjoying watching everyone's title change. You are quick!
Posted by canine (Member # 687) on July 11, 2007, 03:59 PM:
PakmanDUDU..sorry smithers, but that's funny
JD
Posted by smithers (Member # 646) on July 11, 2007, 06:56 PM:
Unit versal... heh heh! Sorry Canine but that is funny!
!!!------>canine
UNITVERSAL PAKMAN
Member # 687<----------!!!
Whatever UNITVERSAL is it is waaaay Better than Packmandudu. Bob Seger lives somewhere near here. He's going to Packmandudu I'll ask him how the calling is.
[ July 11, 2007, 07:01 PM: Message edited by: smithers ]
Posted by Andy L (Member # 642) on July 11, 2007, 07:16 PM:
Leonard, you aint still hittin that jug I gave ya are ya? ![[Eek!]](eek.gif)
Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on July 11, 2007, 08:14 PM:
I wuz freebasing on something, not sure what?
I believe I was thinking of Moon Unit Zappa, at the time? Yeah, moon pies, OD'd on moonpies.
That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
Good hunting. LB
Posted by Andy L (Member # 642) on July 11, 2007, 08:29 PM:
I caught myself thinkin about roller disco midgets one time. Dont feel bad.
Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on July 11, 2007, 08:47 PM:
I'm tapped out, writer's block.
Posted by canine (Member # 687) on July 11, 2007, 09:12 PM:
Must be them wildfires out there burnin up every growers whacky tobaccy, poluting Leonards air
JD
Posted by Cdog911 (Member # 7) on July 12, 2007, 04:38 AM:
That must be the case. he has me listed as a Mocha PAKMan. Hell, I'm so white I glow in the dark! Mocha?
[ July 12, 2007, 04:39 AM: Message edited by: Cdog911 ]
Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on July 12, 2007, 09:08 AM:
It's based on contribution, Lance and you are at the penultimate level. A envied status. I don't know? Must be a grass is greener thing, nobody likes their own classification? How about if I yuppie it up a little bit? BRB
There. Kinda cool, eh?
[ July 12, 2007, 09:12 AM: Message edited by: Leonard ]
Posted by Rich Higgins (Member # 3) on July 12, 2007, 09:46 AM:
I can't argue with the Globular thing. I definitely need to go on the diet.
Posted by Rich Higgins (Member # 3) on July 12, 2007, 09:47 AM:
Geez! It changed again.
A touch of OCD, Leonard?
Posted by Cdog911 (Member # 7) on July 12, 2007, 10:46 AM:
What do we have to do to attain OMNIPOTENT PAKman? BTW, have you ever noticed that "omnipotent" and "impotent" are spelled very much alike? One wouldn't want to get in a hurry when writing, would he?
Rich, I know all about that OCD. Err, I mean ADD. ![[Confused]](confused.gif)
What was I talking about?
Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on July 12, 2007, 11:10 AM:
I may have to customize these things by request?
Posted by Rich (Member # 112) on July 12, 2007, 11:27 AM:
Hmmm, let me see what cool title that I have earned.
Posted by bowjunkie (Member # 887) on July 12, 2007, 11:46 AM:
rofl makes me wondr as well
Posted by Tim Behle (Member # 209) on July 12, 2007, 04:41 PM:
Leonard,
I may not know Jack, but remind me to tell you about Jill at our next campout!!!
Posted by Paul Melching (Member # 885) on July 12, 2007, 06:15 PM:
Leonard
Did you miisplace your meds again.This must be an auto program you installed just to keep us delighted
PM
Posted by canine (Member # 687) on July 12, 2007, 09:02 PM:
That was a good one Tim. .
I was just messin with Smithers about bein a DUDU ![[Frown]](frown.gif)
And wouldn't ya know it, I made DUDU status
JD
Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on July 12, 2007, 10:21 PM:
Yeah, lucky you!
edit: I can barely keep from falling off my chair...Field Marsha PAKMAN lol
[ July 12, 2007, 10:24 PM: Message edited by: Leonard ]
Posted by Crow Woman (Member # 157) on July 13, 2007, 02:31 AM:
Just checkin in to see what my name is today... last I looked I made the gravy train...
oh btw... dom't want to highjack a thread but just wanted to say that today is my 4 month anniversary of NOT smoking ![[Wink]](wink.gif)
Have a Great Day!
edit: GROVELING??!!?? I don't Grovel... do I Grovel... I didn't think I Groveled... are you sure I Grovel... Did I earn this name???
[ July 13, 2007, 02:33 AM: Message edited by: Crow Woman ]
Posted by Rich Higgins (Member # 3) on July 13, 2007, 07:30 AM:
Hey PAKNOMANWOMAN. Congratulations!! That IS a milestone.
Don't fall off your chair, Leonard. Don't want you to break any funny bones.
Posted by Norm (Member # 240) on July 13, 2007, 12:39 PM:
Crow Woman, congratulations on a great milestone;
Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on July 13, 2007, 12:58 PM:
Yeah, good deal, Sherri. I quit smoking cigarettes seventeen years ago, never miss it. I had a cigar last Sunday, but the occasional cigar I don't count. Don't inhale, of course. I'm not that tough.
Good hunting. LB
Posted by Andy L (Member # 642) on July 13, 2007, 01:22 PM:
UltiPacmanBodog, I gotta say, thats my favorite title yet.
Damn it scares me to post anymore, seems like you immediately get smacked with another name.
[ July 13, 2007, 01:23 PM: Message edited by: Andy L ]
Posted by Crow Woman (Member # 157) on July 14, 2007, 06:04 AM:
yup Andy... I know what you mean! I'm not just a groveling pakman anymore... I'm now a groveling palm pakmam
Higgins is right Leonard... we certainly wouldn't want you to fall and hurt your funny bone
Thanks everyone.
oh boy... I'm about to hit the add reply button... it's time to see who I am today
[ July 14, 2007, 06:05 AM: Message edited by: Crow Woman ]
Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on July 14, 2007, 09:05 AM:
Let's all find out
Posted by 3 Toes (Member # 1327) on July 14, 2007, 10:02 AM:
I'm not sure I want to know.
Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on July 14, 2007, 10:06 AM:
'morning 3T. Boy, there's one that fits!
Posted by Tim Behle (Member # 209) on July 14, 2007, 02:36 PM:
Somebody run and get Nistetter. He's never going to belive the sense of humor that Lenbo is developing!
Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on July 14, 2007, 03:36 PM:
I sure miss Bomba!
Posted by 3 Toes (Member # 1327) on July 14, 2007, 03:55 PM:
I don't think Bomba misses us though. He has moved on to bigger and better places and friends.
As for the titles......
good grief!
Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on July 14, 2007, 04:02 PM:
quote:
As for the titles......
good grief!
What? There's a problem, Handsome? Somebody messing with the titles? I thought I fixed that?
Good hunting. LB
Posted by KevinKKaller (Member # 559) on July 14, 2007, 04:34 PM:
I like the packman part but mine realy SUCKS
Come on Lenord
Please ?
Good Hunting Kevin
Posted by smithers (Member # 646) on July 14, 2007, 06:53 PM:
Wait, like Robert Paulson from Fight Club? Bob with the Bitch tits? Meatloaf? That is underhanded. My pecs are honed to hardened steel.
[ July 14, 2007, 06:56 PM: Message edited by: smithers ]
Posted by Kelly Jackson (Member # 977) on July 14, 2007, 09:44 PM:
ok now I went from wife beater to spongebob and I don't even think I made a post.....
Posted by KevinKKaller (Member # 559) on July 14, 2007, 09:51 PM:
Thanks BIG L
this is a notch above (above what im not sure but above)
Thanks
Good Hunting Kevin
Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on July 14, 2007, 10:06 PM:
I can't stand a whiner, Sponge Bob. Don't make me give you a stupid member title, you won't like it.
Good hunting. LB
Posted by TA17Rem (Member # 794) on July 14, 2007, 10:17 PM:
Looks like you are haveing a good time Leonard..LOL You should go fishing, you will feel much better..
Posted by Kelly Jackson (Member # 977) on July 14, 2007, 10:48 PM:
hehehhehhehhe Leonard - I ain't hatin on the spongebob....no whiner here.
Just making an observation.
I just got in from my Dauthers all star softball game. She played well and dad was proud.
I will cath yall later.
Spongebob.
Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on July 14, 2007, 11:19 PM:
That's great Kelly. I love to see the girls involved in athletics.
No prob. I just said that so Krusty wouldn't think he's the only one that gets called a whiner.
Speaking of which. Here's my grandaughter. Not softball, she plays hardball with the boys, best hitter on the team.
Good hunting. LB
[ July 14, 2007, 11:22 PM: Message edited by: Leonard ]
Posted by Kelly Jackson (Member # 977) on July 15, 2007, 07:23 AM:
She is a intense looking young lady, I know she has to make you smile Leonard.
Posted by Norm (Member # 240) on July 15, 2007, 07:39 AM:
[ July 15, 2007, 05:32 PM: Message edited by: Norm ]
Posted by Rich Higgins (Member # 3) on July 15, 2007, 08:39 AM:
Norm, PACNOMASNOOKIEMAN doesn't need viagra anymore. He is having withdrawals from coyote calling.
Tim, Leonard feels too good to go fishing.
I'm getting a kick out of trying to figure the source of his "titles".
Some are obvious, huh, Cal?
Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on July 15, 2007, 09:08 AM:
Norm, is it too much to ask that you refrain from making offensive comments about your host? Do you think that suggesting my mind has been scrambled is funny? Where would you get the idea that I require blue pills? I am certainly not house hunting in L.A., of all places. WTF? Are you wearing a tinfoil hat, or what?
Ah, good one! BRB
Posted by newbomb (Member # 888) on July 15, 2007, 09:14 AM:
PACNOMASNOOKIEMAN! That is quit possibly the funniest thing I have ever read!
Posted by newbomb (Member # 888) on July 15, 2007, 09:16 AM:
Hey Bowjunkie and I have the same title! Thats not cool.
Posted by Andy L (Member # 642) on July 15, 2007, 10:40 AM:
That pics too kewl, LB. Be proud of her, Im sure you are. She looks like shes really into it. ![[Cool]](cool.gif)
You know, you must be a good person. Having met not only you, but a son and grandkids now, you got alot to be proud of. God has blessed you in many ways. Kudos.
[ July 15, 2007, 10:42 AM: Message edited by: Andy L ]
Posted by JeremyKS (Member # 736) on July 15, 2007, 06:23 PM:
She looks like a hard hitter...
I would prefer something besides sponge bob lol
Posted by Crow Woman (Member # 157) on July 16, 2007, 04:19 AM:
That Devon is a real doll Leonard!
ok... here we go... who am I today... abbra cadabbra***
Posted by 3 Toes (Member # 1327) on July 16, 2007, 12:08 PM:
Higgins, I'm lost?
BTW I tried to call you back the other day and the number I have doesn't work.
Posted by TA17Rem (Member # 794) on July 16, 2007, 02:12 PM:
Thanks for new title Leonard. Alot better than spong bob or manboobs...LOL
Posted by Cdog911 (Member # 7) on July 16, 2007, 04:22 PM:
Kelly posted:
quote:
I will cath yall later.
If it's all the same to you, amigo, hell no! Count me out.
Oh,... and watch yerself with that catheter. L just named me to security and gave me a gun! 
[ July 16, 2007, 04:25 PM: Message edited by: Cdog911 ]
Posted by Krustyklimber (Member # 72) on July 16, 2007, 05:00 PM:
Lance,
Ya know, I still feel bad about all the nasty names I called the first year resident that gave me my first catheter, but she DID LIE, it was WAAAAAYYYYY more than "uncomfortable".
I dunno why they couldn't have knocked me out first??? We were going to surgery in a few minutes anyways.
Worst part, the blood tests were wrong, I didn't rupture my spleen after all, and didn't need the surgery.
The silver lining, they figured that out before they cut me open.
Krusty 
Posted by smithers (Member # 646) on July 16, 2007, 05:26 PM:
I'm starting to think that Leonard is sending encoded messages to some black helicopter outfit with these whacked out names.
Which Hands Are Clean Kind and Obvious!?
[ July 16, 2007, 06:14 PM: Message edited by: smithers ]
Posted by Cdog911 (Member # 7) on July 16, 2007, 06:58 PM:
Yeah, Krusty, but was she HOT? If it makes you feel any better, I saw nurse's put a lot of caths into patients I brought into the ER and every one of them was unconscious or close to it. And that doesn't say a thing about my patient care.
Posted by NASA (Member # 177) on July 16, 2007, 07:41 PM:
The only good thing about a Foley is that it's usually accompanied by a morphine drip. (At least every one I've ever had.) But that's not worth the pain of puting one in or taking one out. I had a PA use my cath like a leash when walking me to the bathroom for the first time after this last hospital "visit". I grabbed her by the back of the neck and reminded her of what she was yanking on. Never saw her again, after that.
Posted by Kelly Jackson (Member # 977) on July 17, 2007, 06:31 AM:
I just wanted to see if I am still Sponge Bob.
Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on July 17, 2007, 09:22 AM:
Yeah Kelly, look for a change at even numbers unless I tamper with it. (BRB)
The only time I had a catheter, when I had my knee replacement and couldn't walk for a couple days.....I had to get very intense, and threaten to remove it myself unless someone on staff did it for me. Unbeknownst to me, before the attractive black lady granted my request, she had secured the doctor's permission. Afterwards, I was told they have some sort of donut up there that would prove uncomfortable, had I followed through with my threat. I found it to be extremely uncomfortable?
Good hunting. LB
Posted by NASA (Member # 177) on July 17, 2007, 09:43 AM:
Yeah, that "donut" is a balloon that's inflated like a dogknot so that the cath doesn't pull out. It has to be deflated before removing. Good thing you didn't try to DIY.
Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on July 17, 2007, 09:47 AM:
Yes, good decision. But I did notice that she gave me a nod of approval, which I took to be a compliment.
Good hunting. LB
Posted by Andy L (Member # 642) on July 17, 2007, 11:18 AM:
Hey,LB,I wanna be a moderator too. 'specially if your gonna make a special clubhouse for the team meetings against the peasants like on PB.
Admin trainee, thats even better.
[ July 17, 2007, 11:19 AM: Message edited by: Andy L ]
Posted by Crow Woman (Member # 157) on July 17, 2007, 01:56 PM:
Leonard... janitorial staff??!!?? too funny
ok... here we go... who am I today?
Moi? Moderator? I'd like to thank my family and friends and all those pigmy coyotes out in Arizonia that have made me who I am today...
[ July 17, 2007, 01:58 PM: Message edited by: Crow Woman ]
Posted by tlbradford (Member # 1232) on July 17, 2007, 02:29 PM:
quote:
Yes, good decision. But I did notice that she gave me a nod of approval, which I took to be a compliment.
Now that one made me laugh out loud. Are you sure it wasn't a nod that the doctor was going to give you something to help you out down there...Like the commercial with the big sausage...
Posted by NASA (Member # 177) on July 17, 2007, 02:58 PM:
While I was in post-op ICU coming out of the drug induced coma, I vaguely remember something. Groups of students with clipboards. Don't remember any of the conversations, but without fail before they left the room they all did the same thing. Whipped back the sheet for a look. I guess the word gets around.
Posted by Crow Woman (Member # 157) on July 17, 2007, 03:28 PM:
NASA... I would like to know why "I" never received that news memo??!!??
Posted by smithers (Member # 646) on July 17, 2007, 04:51 PM:
It ain't right when they start sticking things in your willy.
Couldn't they just jam a huge needle through my abdomen and into my bladder?
Posted by Rich Higgins (Member # 3) on July 17, 2007, 06:45 PM:
Word does get around, Tom.
Even I heard about it down here.
No one had ever seen a penis inserted into a catheter before.
Posted by NASA (Member # 177) on July 17, 2007, 07:03 PM:
No, I think it was the fact that no one had seen a 3" dia. catheter before.
Posted by smithers (Member # 646) on July 17, 2007, 07:14 PM:
No one had ever seen a penis inserted into a catheter before.
Holy christ! That is fantastic! There is not a 'smiley' in cyberspace that comes close to signifying my delight in reading that charmer.
Posted by The Outdoor Tripp (Member # 619) on July 17, 2007, 07:39 PM:
NASA,
Email me with your phone number. We need to catch up. Glad to hear you are out of the woods!
(So to speak, of course.)
Tripp
Posted by Cdog911 (Member # 7) on July 17, 2007, 07:50 PM:
Rich,
Only you, man. Only you.
Hahahahaha!!!
Posted by Az-Hunter (Member # 17) on July 17, 2007, 08:05 PM:
Rumor has it; they were to a student, heard to be mumbling the same thing..."Hmmmm, looks like a penis, only smaller?"
Posted by NASA (Member # 177) on July 17, 2007, 10:40 PM:
You guys sure know how to make a B-day memorable. ![[Roll Eyes]](rolleyes.gif)
Posted by Clint (Member # 346) on July 17, 2007, 10:46 PM:
well happy B-day. hope you had a great one!
Posted by Crow Woman (Member # 157) on July 18, 2007, 01:58 AM:
A Much Happy Belated, NASA! I hope it was a good on!
Posted by Rich Higgins (Member # 3) on July 18, 2007, 07:05 AM:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, TOM. Many, many more.
Posted by Cdog911 (Member # 7) on July 18, 2007, 07:37 AM:
Oh, sure Tom, It's all about YOU now.
LOL
Happy birthday.
Posted by Tim Behle (Member # 209) on July 18, 2007, 08:41 AM:
Happy Birthday Old Timer!
I hope someone sends you one of those large breasted Candy Stripers, just like in the Porn videos.
That should make it a Birthday to remember!
Posted by smithers (Member # 646) on July 18, 2007, 09:24 AM:
Happy birthday and a day, NASA!
You must have to hate to tell the ladies it's only 4"........ AROUND! (One of my brothers favorite lines)
Posted by NASA (Member # 177) on July 18, 2007, 11:40 AM:
Thanks everyone. All your posts did make it special. The Dr. said I could have a glass of wine yesterday, so I used my 16 oz glass. The wine was real handy for washing down the pain pills, and pretty soon all was groovy. I even bought myself a present. A skinning knife. Nothing to compare with that beauty Tim got, but a useful tool never the less.
OK, this thread needs to get back on topic.
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