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Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on April 24, 2007, 07:35 PM:
TOP 30 THINGS THAT YOU WILL NEVER HEAR A SOUTHERN BOY SAY:
30. Oh I just couldn't, she's only sixteen.
29. I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex.
28. Duct tape won't fix that.
27. Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken
26. We don't keep firearms in this house.
25. You can't feed that to the dog.
24. No kids in the back of the pickup, it's just not safe.
23. Wrestling is fake.
22. We're vegetarians.
21. Do you think my gut is too big?
20. I'll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits and gravy.
19. Honey, we don't need another dog.
18. Who gives a damn who won the Civil War?
17. Give me the small bag of pork rinds.
16. Too many deer heads detract from the décor.
15. I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today.
14. Trim the fat off that steak.
13. Cappuccino tastes better than espresso.
12. The tires on that truck are too big.
11. I've got it all on the C: DRIVE.
10. Unsweetened tea tastes better.
09. My fiance, Bobbie Jo, is registered at Tiffany's.
08. I've got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl.
07. Checkmate
06. She's too young to be wearing a bikini.
05. Hey, here's an episode of "Hee Haw" that we haven't seen.
04. I don't have a favorite college team.
03. You Guys.
02. Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Betty Mae.
AND THE NUMBER ONE THING THAT YOU WILL NEVER HEAR A SOUTHERN BOY SAY: 01. Nope, no more for me. I'm driving!
Posted by Clint (Member # 346) on April 24, 2007, 08:06 PM:
not bad, i like that
[ April 24, 2007, 08:09 PM: Message edited by: Clint ]
Posted by Clint (Member # 346) on April 24, 2007, 08:08 PM:
ZIMA, what the hell is that?
[ April 24, 2007, 08:09 PM: Message edited by: Clint ]
Posted by Brad Norman (Member # 234) on April 24, 2007, 09:00 PM:
Now that's funny Leonard. Growing up, my dad always had a roll of duct tape on him when we took trip. Now, I'm not comfortable unless I have two rolls in the truck with me at all times.
Question: Is it a bob wire fence or a barbed wire fence?
Posted by RagnCajn (Member # 879) on April 24, 2007, 09:35 PM:
Brad, it pronounced "bobbed warr"
Leonard, Wrestling is Fake?
Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on April 24, 2007, 10:22 PM:
Yeah, Randy. That one blew me away, too!
Posted by TOM64 (Member # 561) on April 25, 2007, 05:27 AM:
Who did win the civil war?
Posted by Kelly Jackson (Member # 977) on April 25, 2007, 05:34 AM:
Yall forgot bailing wire and pliers…….that and some duct tape and you have a complete tool kit. Kelly
Posted by CrossJ (Member # 884) on April 25, 2007, 06:59 AM:
Tom64; Who did win the civil war?
Who said it was over!
And it is 'duck' tape. What is 'duct' tape?
Posted by Brad Norman (Member # 234) on April 25, 2007, 09:16 AM:
Kelly, Are you replying from Malaysia? If so, anything to call over there?
Posted by Kelly Jackson (Member # 977) on April 25, 2007, 09:31 AM:
Brad, No - I leave Saturday at 6:30 PM out of OKC.
PS - I went ahead and shot a turkey last thursday evening...good beard, not much spurs.
Kelly
Posted by RagnCajn (Member # 879) on April 25, 2007, 12:34 PM:
Civil war? When it started, our ancesters thought the northerners were coming to burn our farms, take our livestock and rape our women. We fought a valient fight till we discovered they were just after something else. Decided they could have em, quit and went home.
Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on April 25, 2007, 01:02 PM:
Another funny one.
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