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Posted by Andy L (Member # 642) on April 04, 2007, 09:00 AM:
 
I want to live my next life backwards.
You start out dead and get that out of the way.
Then you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day.
You get kicked out for being too healthy; go
collect your pension, then when
you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years until you're young enough to
enjoy your retirement.

You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally
promiscuous and you get ready for high school.
You go to primary school, you become a kid , you
play, you have no responsibilities, you become a baby, and then...

You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully
in luxury, spa-like conditions; central heating, room service on tap,
larger quarters every day,and then, you finish off as an orgasm.

I rest my case.
 
Posted by Locohead (Member # 15) on April 04, 2007, 10:11 AM:
 
lol
I like bassackwards
 
Posted by 3 Toes (Member # 1327) on April 04, 2007, 01:43 PM:
 
Good one Andy.
 
Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on April 04, 2007, 02:11 PM:
 
Welcome [Wink] to the New Huntmasters, 3 Toes. Glad to have you on board.

Good hunting. LB
 




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