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Topic: Living Backwards
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Andy L
HI, I'M THE NEW MODERATOR OF THE CENTRAL MISSOURI FORUM, PULL MY FINGER!
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posted April 04, 2007 09:00 AM
I want to live my next life backwards.
You start out dead and get that out of the way.
Then you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day.
You get kicked out for being too healthy; go
collect your pension, then when
you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
You work 40 years until you're young enough to
enjoy your retirement.
You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally
promiscuous and you get ready for high school.
You go to primary school, you become a kid , you
play, you have no responsibilities, you become a baby, and then...
You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully
in luxury, spa-like conditions; central heating, room service on tap,
larger quarters every day,and then, you finish off as an orgasm.
I rest my case.
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Andy
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Locohead
World Famous Smoke Dancer
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posted April 04, 2007 10:11 AM
lol
I like bassackwards
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I love my critters and chick!!!! :)
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El Guapo
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posted April 04, 2007 01:43 PM
Good one Andy.
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Violence may not be the best option....
But it is still an option.
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Leonard
HMFIC
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posted April 04, 2007 02:11 PM
Welcome ![[Wink]](wink.gif) to the New Huntmasters, 3 Toes. Glad to have you on board.
Good hunting. LB
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EL BEE Knows It All and Done It All.
Don't piss me off!
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