The New Huntmastersbbs!


Post New Topic  New Poll  Post A Reply
my profile | search | faq | forum home
  next oldest topic   next newest topic
» The New Huntmastersbbs!   » Member forum   » blatant disrespect

 - UBBFriend: Email this page to someone!    
Author Topic: blatant disrespect
Leonard
HMFIC
Member # 2

Icon 13 posted March 19, 2007 01:15 PM      Profile for Leonard   Author's Homepage   Email Leonard         Edit/Delete Post 
Polish Hunters (and politics) repeat ...

Two Polish hunters from Chicago hired a pilot to fly them to Canada to
hunt
moose. They bagged six.

As they started loading the plane for the return trip home, the pilot
tells
them
the plane can take only three moose.

The two Poles objected strongly, stating; "Last year we shot six moose
and
the
pilot let us put them all on board and he had the same size plane as
yours."
Reluctantly, the pilot gave in and all six were loaded.

Unfortunately, even on full power, the little plane couldn't handle the
load
and
went down a few minutes after takeoff. Climbing out of the wreck,
Stasiu
asked
Wladek, "Any idea where we are?"

Wladek replied, "I think we're pretty close to where we crashed last
year."

--------------------
EL BEE Knows It All and Done It All.
Don't piss me off!

Posts: 32372 | From: Upland, CA | Registered: Jan 2003  |  IP: Logged
Rich
2,000th post PAKMAN
Member # 112

Icon 1 posted March 19, 2007 01:35 PM      Profile for Rich   Author's Homepage   Email Rich         Edit/Delete Post 
I hope that our Polish friend from Arizonia wasn't on that plane.

--------------------
If you call the coyotes in close, you won't NEED a high dollar range finder.

Posts: 2854 | From: Iowa | Registered: Feb 2003  |  IP: Logged
Wiley E
Knows what it's all about
Member # 108

Icon 1 posted March 19, 2007 09:23 PM      Profile for Wiley E   Email Wiley E         Edit/Delete Post 
Hahaha! GOOT VON!

~SH~

Posts: 853 | From: Kadoka, S.D | Registered: Feb 2003  |  IP: Logged
tlbradford
Rimfires are MAGIC on COYOTES! If you do your part
Member # 1232

Icon 1 posted March 21, 2007 09:36 AM      Profile for tlbradford   Email tlbradford         Edit/Delete Post 
Good one Leonard. Reminds me of this one.

Two lifelong friends, who happen to be Polish, were out deer hunting. They manage to shoot a nice sized buck and proceed to drag it back to the truck by it's hind legs.

Another hunter comes along and tells them, "That deer is a lot easier to drag if you grab it by the horns." The two buddies converse quickly and decide that they will give it a try.

About an hour later Olaf looks at his buddy and says, "It sure is easier dragging this deer by the horns."

Sven replies, "Yeah, but were a lot further from the truck."

--------------------
"Dan Carey ain't that special" - LB

Posts: 423 | From: Spokane Valley, WA | Registered: Mar 2007  |  IP: Logged


All times are Pacific  
Post New Topic  New Poll  Post A Reply Close Topic    Move Topic    Delete Topic next oldest topic   next newest topic
 - Printer-friendly view of this topic
Hop To:

Contact Us | Huntmasters



Powered by Infopop Corporation
UBB.classicTM 6.3.0