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Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on June 08, 2006, 01:59 AM:
 
Abu Musab al-Zarqawi Killed in U.S. Air Strike
 
Posted by Andy L (Member # 642) on June 08, 2006, 04:00 AM:
 
AMEN

[Cool]
 
Posted by Cdog911 (Member # 7) on June 08, 2006, 04:37 AM:
 
And on the day after his birthday, to boot. Too bad, huh?
 
Posted by Tim Behle (Member # 209) on June 08, 2006, 04:51 AM:
 
Best news I've heard in a long time!

I hope his 72 Virgins all look like Rosanne Barr, Rosie O’Donnell and Oprah Winfrey. And they don't stop PMSing on his ass until hell freezes over.
 
Posted by Kokopelli (Member # 633) on June 08, 2006, 05:15 AM:
 
Awwww, poor little rag-head fall down & go boom or go boom & fall down?? To bad it wasn't one of those smart bombs with the video camera so that we could re-live that Kodak moment again & again.

Add to the 72 virgins list; Dr. Phil, Richard Simmons, and a subscription to Farm Porn.
 
Posted by JD (Member # 768) on June 08, 2006, 11:30 AM:
 
I dunno Tim, after running around the desert with a bunch of other smelly terrorists for a few years those gals might start looking pretty good, I gotta go with Kokopelli on the idea of 72 Richard Simmons waiting for him. [Big Grin]
 
Posted by Andy L (Member # 642) on June 08, 2006, 12:55 PM:
 
I doubt Richard Simmons is a virgin though??
 
Posted by The Outdoor Tripp (Member # 619) on June 08, 2006, 06:56 PM:
 
Andy does have a point.
 
Posted by Raven (Member # 204) on June 08, 2006, 07:23 PM:
 
Yee Haw! Let's go Red, White and Blue!
 
Posted by Cdog911 (Member # 7) on June 09, 2006, 05:05 AM:
 
An update this morning on Fox news by the Coalition Forces Commander is that Zaw-whatever was actually alive and conscious when U.S. forces arrived on the scene of the not-so-safe-house where this targeted bombing occurred. Iraqi police had found him in the rubble and had placed him on a stretcher. It was stated that he apparently was alert enough to be aware of the circumstances because he supposedly recognized the American forces for who they were and actually tried to roll off the cot and get away. He died shortly thereafter.

The point: That bastard went straight to hell knowing exactly who sent him there.
 
Posted by Andy L (Member # 642) on June 09, 2006, 05:46 AM:
 
[Cool]

Shoulda cut his head off on camera and spread it all over the mid east.....
 
Posted by Rich Higgins (Member # 3) on June 09, 2006, 06:44 AM:
 
He was conscious and aware? Maybe someone should have misted him with a little pig blood before he drifted away.
 
Posted by The Outdoor Tripp (Member # 619) on June 11, 2006, 11:09 AM:
 
Here's an idea:

Stuff his mouth full of bacon, tuck the bible under his arm, stuff him in a gutted pig carcass and give him six naked blonde women as pall bearers.

Once in the ground, pay 100 infidel passers-by a nickel to piss on him before shoveling on the dirt.
 
Posted by Locohead (Member # 15) on June 11, 2006, 11:12 PM:
 
"six naked blonde women"

whoakay...so blonde chicks might not figure out how to carry a casket? I don't get it? naked? you lost me [Confused]
 
Posted by Melvin (Member # 634) on June 12, 2006, 01:19 PM:
 
Tripp,you are probobably giving the man everything he would have wanted,excepting maybe the baptisim in urine.
 
Posted by Tim Behle (Member # 209) on June 12, 2006, 01:52 PM:
 
Danny,

Muslims believe that it is a sin for a woman to not cover her head. If you can tell she's blonde, she is obviously an infidel!

They also believe it is immoral for a woman to be seen naked. For a woman to show skin above her ankle or wrist, is a crime punishable by death in some mid-Eastern countries.
 
Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on June 12, 2006, 02:32 PM:
 
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give him six naked blonde (menstruating)women as pall bearers.
I heard that's the big complaint in Gitmo. They have female interrogators whom the detainees imagine to be "unclean" during that time of the month, and the staff plays along with the little joke. Like, it has all the shock effect of the pigs with total deniability; "hey, we didn't know?"

I sort of like Ann Coulter's solution: "Invade their countries, kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity." (something like that?)

I'm confused. First these scum slaughter thousands of innocents, behead hundreds, and now they vow retribution for the killing their leader? I'm sure the "Libs" will understand their outrage, but I don't? The Media wants(demands) to know: Did the U.S. Military render First Aid for a dying man?

Good hunting. LB
 
Posted by Andy L (Member # 642) on June 12, 2006, 02:58 PM:
 
I would actually feel better if he died with a Marines foot on his throat or the butt of a rifle smashing his skull. Only if he was aware of it, of course. [Wink]

I have delivered the end to many coyotes with a 22 pistol with my foot on their throat and I care MUCH more about them than this ass hole.

[ June 12, 2006, 02:59 PM: Message edited by: Andy L ]
 
Posted by JoeF (Member # 228) on June 13, 2006, 09:17 AM:
 
Even if you aren't a rock and roll fan you have to love the sentiment behind the video in the attached link!

http://hotair.com/archives/vent/2006/06/09/zarqawis-end/
 
Posted by 22-250 (Member # 36) on June 13, 2006, 03:16 PM:
 
The Russians really know how to treat their muslins terrorist brothers. They either wrap their bodies in pig skins or feed the bodies to the pigs. Knowing the Russians, I wonder if all of them are dead when the feeding starts?

[ June 13, 2006, 03:17 PM: Message edited by: 22-250 ]
 




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