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Posted by Jrbhunter (Member # 459) on March 08, 2006, 01:49 PM:

Now I see why you guys are so hard on coyotes.... gotta protect them sheep. [Razz]

http://www.azcentral.com/community/gilbert/articles/0307deputychief-sheep07-ON.html

Posted by InjunJoe (Member # 658) on March 08, 2006, 02:40 PM:

That's the very reason you pull over when you hear a fire truck. Giving those fellows all the room they need is the smart thing to do lest they drag out the jaws of life.

Posted by Rich Higgins (Member # 3) on March 08, 2006, 02:43 PM:

Now that would have been funny if it happened in Texas or Wyoming [Smile]

About 6 months ago some biker dude was led before the cameras for having sex with his female pitbull.
Sheriff Joe likes the animals. They have a section of the Madison Street jail reserved for abused animals. Well fed and air-conditioning. Human prisoners get to stay in the Tent City. [Smile]

Posted by Cal Taylor (Member # 199) on March 08, 2006, 05:01 PM:

I knew that was way more common in Arizona than up here. Now I even have proof!

Posted by Cdog911 (Member # 7) on March 08, 2006, 05:20 PM:

quote:
"We were all very surprised by this," Cameli added

By God, I would certainly hope so! What would we think if she said, "Ya know? We were all talking the other day that he's been acting a little weird. Keeps getting an erection everytime he wears his all wool class A uniform. I guess this pretty much explains that! Guess he just likes wearin' wool, huh?""

[ March 08, 2006, 05:20 PM: Message edited by: Cdog911 ]

Posted by Tim Behle (Member # 209) on March 08, 2006, 05:33 PM:

quote:
Now that would have been funny if it happened in Texas or Wyoming

But if it had been in Texas or Wyoming, it wouldn't have been uncommon enough to even have made the back page of the local paper.

Sheep and shepherds aren't real welcome in this part of the world. Just ask that dickheaded neighbor of mine. He tried to start a range war last fall, now he and the few sheep he has left don't hardly come out in sight of the road.

Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on March 08, 2006, 05:48 PM:

I thought Vic was your closest neighbor?

Posted by Jay Nistetter (Member # 140) on March 08, 2006, 06:26 PM:

I'll just bet that if you check, you'll find out his roots are from Texas.

Lance, the reason you don't hear about it much in KS is that it's old hat there. Trend setters you know? Anyway KS is where the home office for SWF is located. Dodge City I think.
SWF is the Sheep Whisperers Foundation for those that aren't up to speed.

Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on March 08, 2006, 07:09 PM:

I'm appalled! Arizona, Texas, Gillette, I knew that. But, Kansas? I mean....how far is Abbilene from Dodge City?

You boys best be careful, They might be running stings, like they do for catching perverts. Oh! ooxymorron, huh? [Smile]

Good hunting. LB

Posted by Cdog911 (Member # 7) on March 08, 2006, 07:20 PM:

LOL Ab-(one "B")-ilene is a long damned way from Dodge City. Mountain maggots, I tell ya. Good for nothing. And I do mean NOTHING.

Jay, that's an awfully long ways for you to drive for the meetings, isn't it? Admit it now. You like these KS sheep, doncha? They don't fight the heat like those AZ sheep. I hear tell from the AZ boyz that there ain't nothin' worse than a sweaty ol' sheep. [Smile]

They say that it gets so hot, they smell like lanolin. Too much information!

Posted by Jay Nistetter (Member # 140) on March 08, 2006, 09:02 PM:

They get all matted up towards the end of April and you can't comb out the Cholla.

Posted by smithers (Member # 646) on March 08, 2006, 10:36 PM:

i bet it was all just a misunderstanding. looking at all that fine wool took him back to his days at the "heavy petting" zoo. what, if any, kind of rubber did he wear (lambskin). if you were going to get "romantic" with a sheep would you take the time out to put a condom on?

[ March 08, 2006, 10:46 PM: Message edited by: smithers ]

Posted by Jack Roberts (Member # 13) on March 08, 2006, 10:46 PM:

"They get all matted up towards the end of April and you can't comb out the Cholla."

I ain't touching that!!!!!!!!!!!

Jack

Posted by Rich Higgins (Member # 3) on March 09, 2006, 06:28 AM:

"They get all matted up towards the end of April and you can't comb out the Cholla."

That's where the chaps come in. [Big Grin]

Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on March 09, 2006, 09:53 AM:

Most of this scheep humor is over my head. I'm not a country boy.

Posted by 22-250 (Member # 36) on March 09, 2006, 08:50 PM:

Leonard, where is the picture of Jay with that poor little sheep at the campout?

Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on March 09, 2006, 09:41 PM:

Tom, where have you been?

Yeah, it's all documented, we got the pics. Jay and Anna, sitting in a tree......

However, it's on the other computer, the one momma is using right now.

Good hunting. LB

[ March 09, 2006, 09:42 PM: Message edited by: Leonard ]

Posted by Cal Taylor (Member # 199) on March 10, 2006, 07:40 AM:

Actaully, as far as the chaps go, I have always heard from the local herders that velcro chaps work better. The wool sticks to them. Also that is what the high top boots are for, you put a hind leg in each boot top, and try to push them over a cliff. But that is all just rumor and speculation, I have no real world experience. I have also heard that you can't ever leave a Californian or Arizonian with the sheep unsupervised, because they will always pick the ugliest ones.

Reminds me of another story I think I told here once before. When Higgins was up here with Wiley and I we were traveling along one day and seen a fine young ewe with her head stuck in the fence. Wiley said,"boy, I wish that was Shania Twain stuck there like that." I said I would prefer that it was Pam Anderson. And Higgins said, "hell, I just wish it was dark!"

Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on March 10, 2006, 08:37 AM:

Jay Nistetter and friends. Big mystery; who got the sheep? At first, we suspected the Texans.

[ March 10, 2006, 08:40 AM: Message edited by: Leonard ]

Posted by Jay Nistetter (Member # 140) on March 10, 2006, 09:36 AM:

GAWD!!!!!
DON'T YOU THINK YOU COULD HAVE MADE THE PICTURE BIGGER?????

If I 'slpained what I was doing, would you believe me?

Cal, that is absolutely the funniest. Makes me laugh every time I think of Higgins.

Hey! Wasn't there a photo of somebody blowing one up?

[ March 10, 2006, 09:38 AM: Message edited by: Jay Nistetter ]

Posted by MULE (Member # 63) on March 10, 2006, 09:52 AM:

Jay,

Does your love mutton have a love button? [Big Grin]

Posted by Jay Nistetter (Member # 140) on March 10, 2006, 10:16 AM:

I never thought to look for a button. LOL

I'd post a video clip if I knew how, but not sure if LB's sense of humor is ready for it anyway.

Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on March 10, 2006, 11:05 AM:

Video clip? I dunno?

Big pictures, I know, I know. But, I bought that camera as my last act before I left for the campout, had the salesman set it up for me. Now, I find out that he put it at a gazillion megapixels, and either I can't convert to 640X480, or I haven't learned how, once they are downloaded to the computer? I have told you guys a million times, I'm not a computer geek.

It doesn't matter a whole lot, if you have dsl, just means that you have to scroll back and forth to see it, depending on how your screen is set up.

Good hunting. LB

Posted by Jrbhunter (Member # 459) on March 10, 2006, 12:37 PM:

I have always heard they make "Blowup Dolls" as a "Plan B" for men who can't get laid. My question is, where in the hell does a blowup sheep fit into the equasion?

Plan W-X-Y?? [Eek!]

Posted by Tim Behle (Member # 209) on March 10, 2006, 12:42 PM:

Jay,

I've got a site that will host the video, send it to me and I'll send you back a link.

Posted by Rich Higgins (Member # 3) on March 10, 2006, 01:20 PM:

CAPTION TIME

Study the picture and add your caption to it.

Hot air sandwich!!
or
My wife doesn't understand me.
or
Closing time at the Brokeback Saloon.

Any good ones?

Posted by Jay Nistetter (Member # 140) on March 10, 2006, 01:44 PM:

Tim,
I'll size the clip down so I can email it to you.

Rich,
Actually when that photo was taken I was trying real hard to remember whether it was you or LB that wanted the black one.

Posted by Tim Behle (Member # 209) on March 10, 2006, 05:43 PM:

I laughed my self silly. We loved it!! But there is no way I'd ever post that video, you will have to find someone else!

[ March 10, 2006, 07:14 PM: Message edited by: Tim Behle ]

Posted by Don kyHOtee (Member # 786) on March 10, 2006, 06:47 PM:

Found this on the internet.
Click here to watch Lenbs-Problem

Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on March 10, 2006, 07:18 PM:

And they say criminals are stupid? These "Frat Boys" left a trail a mile long that a blind man could follow. LB

edit:
"Lenbs Problem"
Category: Friends - Parties - Fun
Views: 12. Rating: 0/5. Uploader: tbehle.

[ March 10, 2006, 10:07 PM: Message edited by: Leonard ]

Posted by crapshoot (Member # 225) on March 10, 2006, 10:00 PM:

Now that was some funny shit right there!

Posted by canine (Member # 687) on March 10, 2006, 10:09 PM:

I second what crapshoot say's!!

JD

Posted by MULE (Member # 63) on March 11, 2006, 09:13 AM:

BWahahahahahahah!!!

That was feckin' hilarious!

Posted by Jrbhunter (Member # 459) on March 11, 2006, 10:27 AM:

The huffing video is a classic. [Cool]

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