Cat hunter1
Knows what it's all about
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posted March 02, 2006 08:21 AM
>>"Doc," says Arthur, "I want to be castrated."
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>>"What on earth for?" asks the doctor in amazement.
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>>"It's something I've been thinking about for a long time
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>>and I want to have it done." replies Arthur.
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>>"But have you thought it through properly?" asks the doctor.
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>>"It's a very serious operation and once it's done,
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>>there's no going back. It will change your life forever!"
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>>"I'm aware of that Doc and
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>>you're not going to change my mind;
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>>either you book me in to be castrated
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>>or I'll simply go to another doctor."
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>>"Well, OK," says the doctor,
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>>"but it's against my better judgment!"
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>>So, Arthur has his operation and the next day
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>>he is up and walking very slowly, legs apart,
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>>down the hospital corridor with his IV stand.
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>>Heading toward him is another patient,
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>>who is walking exactly the same way.
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>>"Hi there." says Arthur.
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>>"It looks like you've just had
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>>the same operation as me."
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>>"Well," said the other patient,
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>>"I finally decided after 67 years that
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>>I would like to be circumcised."
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>>Arthur stared at him in horror...
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>>"OH SHIT! THAT'S THE WORD!!!!"
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