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Topic: Texas Licenses
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Cat hunter1
Knows what it's all about
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posted February 28, 2006 03:53 PM
News Release:
A White House source stated that Congress is considering awarding
Vice-President Dick Cheney the Medal of Freedom, the nation's highest
civilian commendation, for his act of bravery in shooting an attorney.
The source was quoted to say, "All Americans have wanted to shoot a
lawyer at one time or another and Cheney actually had the guts to do
it". In a related story, the Texas Parks and Wildlife Department,
which issues hunting licenses, said that it will start requiring
hunters, wishing to bag a lawyer, to have the new "lawyers stamp" on
their hunting license. Currently Texas hunters are required to carry
stamps for hunting birds, deer, and bear, at a cost of $7 annually. The
new "lawyers stamp" will cost $100, but open season will be all year
long. The department further stated that although the "lawyers stamp"
comes at a hefty price, sales have been brisk and it is believed it will
generate annual revenues in excess of $3 billion dollars the first year.
Other states are considering similar hunting stamps.
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"You see, my mule don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughin' at him. Now if you apologize-like I know you're going to-I might convince him that you really didn't mean it..."
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Tim Behle
Administrator MacNeal Sector
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posted February 28, 2006 05:40 PM
Will we be allowed to use bait?
How much for a Guide's license?
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Personally, I carry a gun because I'm too young to die and too old to take
an ass kickin'.
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Brad Norman
Okie Dokie
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posted February 28, 2006 07:17 PM
No one likes a lawyer until they need one...then they become your best friend.
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Leonard
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posted February 28, 2006 07:19 PM
Is there a limit?
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EL BEE Knows It All and Done It All.
Don't piss me off!
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