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Posted by Cdog911 (Member # 7) on February 11, 2006, 03:41 PM:
This was too funny NOT to post. Somebody should be careful what she asks about from here on out...
[ February 11, 2006, 03:41 PM: Message edited by: Cdog911 ]
Posted by UTcaller (Member # 8) on February 11, 2006, 04:42 PM:
That's classic Lance.LOL
Posted by Tim Behle (Member # 209) on February 12, 2006, 03:51 AM:
I've always heard that you are supposed the lick them until they let their defenses down, then impale them.
I've never heard of anyone trying to smoke them. That must something that just the city boys do.
Posted by Andy L (Member # 642) on February 12, 2006, 05:25 AM:
Thats funny right there, I dont care who ya are.... Lord please forgive me and feed the starvin pygmies, amen....
Tim I heard the same about the evil toads. I also heard that while licking makes them lower their defenses, if they are dead set against it, attmepted licking can lead to whelps on the skull area, busted ear drums from high pitched screeching and feeling of lonliness accompanied by a drained bank account.
Mean little buggers them Camel Toads....
![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif)
Andy
Posted by Doggitter (Member # 489) on February 12, 2006, 09:10 AM:
That there is a real good one! You took the words right out of my mouth Tim.
Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on February 12, 2006, 09:37 AM:
I remember this from a couple weeks ago, sent in an email. Wife dumped it, and it took me almost ten minutes to find it on the 'net. Check out the green sneakers!
Good hunting. LB
Posted by 2dogs (Member # 649) on February 12, 2006, 10:04 AM:
Hmmmm, she's definately better than what, Lance posted awhile back. I'd say this one...doesn't need any Bondo ![[Cool]](cool.gif)
edit; Thanks! Leonard, now I'm drooling ![[Frown]](frown.gif)
Posted by Cdog911 (Member # 7) on February 12, 2006, 10:07 AM:
Leonard,
How can you tell that it's green?!?
And hey, look at those funky shoes, man.
Posted by Rich Higgins (Member # 3) on February 12, 2006, 11:54 AM:
OK now I'm confused. Those don't look like camel toes or toads. They look just like javelina hooves, honest.
Lord, please feed me and forgive the starving pygmys.
Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on February 12, 2006, 12:00 PM:
You're always confused, unless it concerns coyotes.
I just remembered, my daughter has a pair of those green sneakers. I think she was nuts to pay $150 at Nordstroms.
Good hunting. LB
Great photo, in my opinion.
Posted by Rich (Member # 112) on February 12, 2006, 12:50 PM:
Camel toads? Green sneakers? Reminds me of this girl I once met on the beach, who was wearing this bikini which was made entirely from sea shells. I learned that when I picked her up and held her close to my ear, I could actually hear her scream. I thought I might hear the ocean in there. Live and learn.
Posted by Doggitter (Member # 489) on February 12, 2006, 04:57 PM:
Leonard, I saw a pic dressed just about exactly like that, but there wasn't any cloth involved. All paint. Why didn't I become an artist? ![[Roll Eyes]](rolleyes.gif)
Posted by Cdog911 (Member # 7) on February 12, 2006, 05:31 PM:
Cronk,
You're a naughty, naughty man.
Leonard,
That's your daughter? And you're showing us that picture? My, my!
Higgins,
We can try it, but I just don't think "javelina hooves" has quite the same ring to it. Hopw 'bout "yotee toes"? Then again, if I finally get to it and it has claws, I'm runnin'.
Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on February 12, 2006, 06:58 PM:
I don't think so Lance. My daughter is better looking.
Good hunting. LB
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