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NASA
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posted December 11, 2005 04:29 PM
Nothing's sacred anymore. Hollywood's hottest new movie is about a couple of queer cowboys. Lot's of nose to nose lip-lickin', and under the blanket buggerin', I hear tell. Is this what happens when sheep lovers upgrade? ![[Roll Eyes]](rolleyes.gif)
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Rob
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posted December 11, 2005 04:41 PM
I bet Randolph Scott would like it if he was alive
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posted December 11, 2005 05:19 PM
My understanding is that Scott was AC/DC. But, as a famous Hollywood director once said, "All actors are a little bit gay. They have to be, to do this".
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Rob
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posted December 11, 2005 05:49 PM
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NASA
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posted December 11, 2005 06:04 PM
Van Johnson didn't do a very good job of hiding it, either. Not sure how many westerns he did, though.
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Leonard
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posted December 11, 2005 06:22 PM
Sometimes, I think Sir Elton John acts a little faggy. Next, you guys are going to tell me Liberacci was queer. Or Rock Hudson.
But, queer cowboys? Who would have thunk it? What about if they just tried it, experimented once; maybe twice? Ya know? Gets mighty lonely, out on the lone prairie. Anybody ever been tempted? Didn't actually go all the way; just thought about it. We understand, and we aren't here to pass judgement.
Who's first?
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brad h
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posted December 11, 2005 07:10 PM
They say if you've never tried it you don't know if you'd like it or not.
Well, I'll be perfectly happy if I die not knowing.
Brad
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Cal Taylor
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posted December 11, 2005 07:22 PM
I'm with you Brad! Homophobic describes me perfectly.
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posted December 11, 2005 07:52 PM
LOLOLOLOLOL Oh come on Cal you mean you've never looked at cenny and wondered what it would be like ![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif)
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NASA
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posted December 11, 2005 08:25 PM
Yeah, what's the real skinny on those zip-together sleeping bags? ![[Eek!]](eek.gif)
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posted December 12, 2005 04:38 AM
My Parents wanted to take my wife and I out to dinner last night for our Birthdays. So I took them to the best steak house in the Valley.
Which also happens to be the Valley's only Cowboy themed Gay bar.
The look on Dad's face was priceless, When the Owner's "Wife" Rachel, came by the table to visit and ask how our food was. That was Dad's first time to ever be close to a drag queen and she stood right beside him while talking.
I'm 6'4" and Rachel looks me in the eye when I stand, she's got a great big hook nose and makes just about the ugliest damned woman you've ever seen. But she runs a hell of a good restaurant!
As We finished up, Mark came by to shake our hands, ask how the food was and chat for just a little bit. When he left, Dad asked who he was, My son Popped up, "That's Mark, he's Rachel's husband"
My wife said I should be ashamed of myself to take my very conservative and extremely religious parents to a place like that.
But even Dad admitted later, it was one of the best meals that he's ever had!
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Rob
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posted December 12, 2005 05:29 AM
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posted December 12, 2005 06:27 AM
I'm all for a good steak but DAMN Tim, I need to keep my appetite!
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posted December 12, 2005 06:43 AM
The fact that Hollywood would reject Mel Gibson's Passion Of Christ and embrace this kind of movie is all you need to know.
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posted December 12, 2005 07:03 AM
AMEN Gerald
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NASA
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posted December 12, 2005 07:43 AM
Got that right, Gerald!
Tim, you've got a wild sense of humor. I wouldn't be surprised if Dad doesn't try to even the score, some day.
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posted December 12, 2005 04:04 PM
You can be intelligent, or honest, or a liberal, or any of the two, but not all three.
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posted December 12, 2005 06:21 PM
""Hollywood director once said, "All actors are a little bit gay. They have to be, to do this". ""
Am I wrong or would it have been a good show to see him say that face to face to John Wayne?
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Tim Behle
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posted December 12, 2005 06:31 PM
NASA,
I just wish I had seen the flyer a little sooner. I'd have held off taking them there until Wednesday night.
When they are having their big Drag Queen Karaoke contest!
That picture of Dolly Parton looked pretty damned good!
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NASA
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posted December 13, 2005 10:36 AM
Tim, my (now ex-) wife and son suckered me into one of those places once. I sat down and after I started to look around I thought, WTF?? They thought it was a good joke, and still laugh about the look on my face. Needless to say, that meal didn't go down easy.
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Leonard
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posted December 13, 2005 12:32 PM
Years ago. before my wife retired, she worked as a travel agent. We went a lot of places on discount trips, they call them "fams" in the industry. Means "familiarization".
So, these tour companies make videos and send them to the various Travel Companies, so they can know what the product is and how to sell it to different customers.
One day, my wife brought home a video and seemed particularly eagar that I watch it. So, okay, I go along with stuff all the time. Pretty soon, I'm looking at a video of a bunch of people having the time of their lives; conga lines, celebrations for no particular reason, etc.
I also knew that my wife was watching my reaction, but trying to conceal it.
Well, it didn't take much past the first minute that I was able to determine that all the party people were men, not a woman in sight and it was blatantly obvious. Not so obvious as my wife holding her hand over her mouth and twittering, in the other room. She wasn't even sure if I "got it", but I did, right away.
I was told that all the girls did the same thing with husbands, but I don't know if I disappointed or was only average in my reaction.
One thing you can't take away; those boys have fun. Maybe that's why they call it "gay"? But, 700 queers on a cruise ship might be a bit too much.
Good hunting. LB
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posted December 13, 2005 01:02 PM
"700 queers on a cruise ship might be a bit too much."
Yes but 700 queers at the bottom of the ocean would be a good start.
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posted December 13, 2005 08:37 PM
Definition of waste.
"A crusie ship sinks with 700 queers on board but had the capacity of 701."
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