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Rich Higgins
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posted August 17, 2004 07:16 PM
Byron, I've tried to make a respectable lady out of your fallen angel.
We have introduced her to proper and morally upright men such as Gerald
and Murry
to no avail. Her constant BAAA BAAAYRON is driving me nuts. I'm sending her back to you.
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Leonard
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posted August 17, 2004 07:28 PM
I see that she's wearing "the Patch". Very responsible, I might add. LB
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crapshoot
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posted August 17, 2004 07:34 PM
  
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Norm
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posted August 17, 2004 07:43 PM
get 'er done Byron;
The reward for the black coyote; A black sheep tatooed with your name.
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Carpe Diem
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Rich Higgins
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posted August 17, 2004 07:52 PM
BAAAAYRON BAAAAAD NEWS
I threatened to send Anna to Bill Martz if she didn't behave. (boogey man sort of)
She bleated BAAAAILL MAAAAAAARTZ and spontaneously deflated. Phoebe and the puppies couldn't revive her.
Sorry
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DAA
Utah/Promoted WESTERN REGIONAL Hunt Director
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posted August 17, 2004 08:10 PM
Thank you Rich. First out loud chuckle I've had in weeks. I needed it.
- DAA
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Byron South
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posted August 17, 2004 08:19 PM
Rich you one funny guy ![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif) .
That look on Murry's face is priceless.
What did Joleene think of Anna?
I for one am glad she's gone (little whore sure got around). I caught more hell over them damn sheep, and they were supposed to be for a joke pulled on you and Jay. Just evidence that I'm in way over my head. Lets not forget where they originated from. I got them via Sherry and Ronnie.
But yet, I still got the butt of the joke. Further evidence that I'm in over my head. When and if I get to ya'lls level of prankering look out ![[Wink]](wink.gif)
It's been a good ride Anna. I hope they gave you a proper burial.
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Rich Higgins
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posted August 17, 2004 08:40 PM
Byron, you know of course, that Anna has a twin
who lives with Jay
the man you are going bear hunting with soon
heh heh heh
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Rich Higgins
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posted August 17, 2004 08:48 PM
"It's been a good ride Anna. I hope they gave you a proper burial."
Too Freudian, couldn't let it pass. Sorry.
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Jay Nistetter
Legalize Weed, Free the Dixie Chicks
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posted August 17, 2004 10:20 PM
Yep! Hanna (the twin) has been livin' at my house. She just wanders around backards. What's that supposed to mean is beyond me.
Had a Texican feller over the other night. Said he could talk that sheep talk and doncha know, 'lil Hanna perked right up she did. So much so she scared the cat and ain't found her yet. Been 5 days now.
Anyways this feller started jawin some jibberish with lots of "AAA's" in it and Hanna started noddin her head up an down and her tail was a goin in circles. Immediately I thought of Bill Martz and what all He's been a teachin us'ns.
Well let me tell ya that Hanna got real excited and start a runnin around backards real fast until she plowed into the fireplace poker and got herself stuck real good. We both tried a freein her but that danged 'ol sheep started growlin at us like a crazy 'ol yard dog.
What happened next is what really amazed me. After the growlin stopped she started howlin like a lonely old female coyote. I ran to get my tape recorder but was too late. She done broke out in a sweat that purt near ruined the carpet. All I could think of was how I was a goinna splain the mess to the wife.
While I was standin there with the stupid man look on my face (that's what the wife calls it) that Texican friend of mine swallerd his chew and started chokin and a spittin.
I thought about gettin my shotgun and puttin em both out my misery when the phone rang. It was the wife.
Hello?
What's all that noise? You havin a party again?
No.
Hello?
Huh?
What the hell are you doing?
It's not me. It's Hanna and some strange Texican.
Is that Byron? I thought he wasn't coming till next week.
It ain't Byron. Just a friend what said he could talk sheepbonics.
Well which end is he talkin to?
The phone went dead and Hanna started havin some sheepeleptic fit or something. The Texican about recovered by now started tellin me that Hanna saw his rodeo buckle and thought he was Byron. Seems she never did knowed what ol Byron looked like higher up. He was still a chokin and was turnin a pretty shade of blue. Kinda like the wall paper trim the wife's been lookin for to trim the bathroom.
Anyway, Hanna was all spent. Had her tongue hangin out half a foot or more. Her left eye was a twitchin something fierce. Looked kinda like she was winkin at that Texican feller.
Hanna staggered back to her feet, closed her eyes real tight-like and lunged forward with all her might. Pulled the handle right off the poker and when it broke free it was like she was shot from a cannon. Her nose landed square in the Texican's middle area and out come his chew landing on the white wall next to the TV.
I grabbed the afghan and threw it over Hanna. Now she was trapped under the blanket with the Texican and I didn't know what to do. I just went upstairs to get a beer and when I returned, they was both a smokin my cigarettes and all quiet like.
I told the Texican to lock up when he left and I went upstairs to make out my will.
I guess that Hanna never knowed it weren't Byron cause half an hour later I hear her callin out his name. BAAAyron. BAAAyron BAAAby! Only proves that first impressions are everlasting.
Strangest thing I ever saw. I cain't go huntin this weekend. Mamma's gettin new carpet and paint cause some Texican thought he could talk that sheep talk and it weren't even dark like Higgins was a wishin on his hunt with Cal.
Damn Texicans.
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Cal Taylor
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posted August 18, 2004 07:14 AM
Twisted, funny, but twisted..............
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Leonard
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posted August 18, 2004 07:29 AM
Yeah. What Cal said. Who sponsered that guy to get in here, anyway?
Good hunting. LB
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Don't piss me off!
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