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Author Topic: Super Bowl Leonard HMFIC Member # 2 posted January 31, 2004 08:02 AM                       I don't know if this has been around before, but it's funny. Read on~ A man had 50-yard line tickets for the Super Bowl. As he sat there, another man came down and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him. "No," he says, "The seat is empty." "That's incredible!," said the man. "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Super Bowl, the biggest sporting event in the world, and not use it?" Quietly the man replied, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Super bowl we haven't been to together since we got married in 1967." "Gee, I'm really sorry to hear that. That's terrible! But, couldn't you find someone else -- a friend or relative, or even a neighbor to take the seat?" Sadly, the man shook his head. "No, they're all at the funeral." Good hunting. LB -------------------- EL BEE Knows It All and Done It All. Don't piss me off! Posts: 32362 | From: Upland, CA | Registered: Jan 2003  |  IP: Logged Locohead World Famous Smoke Dancer Member # 15 posted January 31, 2004 11:39 AM                    lol -------------------- I love my critters and chick!!!! :) Posts: 2219 | From: CO | Registered: Jan 2003  |  IP: Logged Lone Howl Free Trial Platinum Member & part-time language police Member # 29 posted January 31, 2004 05:19 PM                    Nice -------------------- When tyranny becomes law, rebellion becomes duty. Posts: 2083 | From: Texas | Registered: Jan 2003  |  IP: Logged Jack Roberts unknown comic posted January 31, 2004 09:56 PM              I guess I must be an alien because there is no way I would go through the hassle to get to a 50 yard seat, fully paid for, for less than $500, make that $1000, I hate crowds. I don't need money that bad, I would not do it for less than serious money. Jack IP: Logged Leonard HMFIC Member # 2 posted February 01, 2004 07:52 AM                       No, not really, Jack. You and me are members of the old curmudgen club, and that's okay. As long as I've lived in Southern California, I have never attended the Rose Bowl Game or the Rose Parade. One year, I was given tickets on the 50 yard line. Not being very bright, I sold them for the printed price; which was actually a profit, you understand? I wouldn't want to break any ticket scalping laws. I have no interest in attending a Super Bowl game, unless you invite me to watch it from your sky box. Now, that is the way to go. Almost as good as TV, at home, with your shoes off. That's where I'll be. LB -------------------- EL BEE Knows It All and Done It All. Don't piss me off! Posts: 32362 | From: Upland, CA | Registered: Jan 2003  |  IP: Logged Az-Hunter Hi, I'm Vic WELCOME TO THE U.S. Free baloney sandwiches here Member # 17 posted February 01, 2004 10:13 AM                   I must be an even rarer breed, Im fifty years old, and have never watched a superbowl game in my life. Guys at work would always give me an exasperated look, and proclaim I was god damned unamerican! Posts: 1670 | From: 5 miles west of Tim | Registered: Jan 2003  |  IP: Logged Tim Behle Administrator MacNeal Sector Member # 209 posted February 01, 2004 12:10 PM                       Vic, I'm with you. I've never seen one either. The boys and my wife have been giving me hell for putting $5 in a pool last week, and not knowing who I'd bet on. I figure if someone gives me a handful of money tomorrow, I must have won. Where were you this morning? You missed a good shoot, and a tannerite (SP?) ending! -------------------- Personally, I carry a gun because I'm too young to die and too old to take an ass kickin'. Posts: 3160 | From: Five Miles East of Vic, AZ | Registered: Jun 2003  |  IP: Logged Locohead World Famous Smoke Dancer Member # 15 posted February 01, 2004 12:18 PM                    I'm in good company with you guys. I don't follow football anymore either. Who is in the Super Bowl anyway? The St. Louis Cardinals or the Baltimore Colts? -------------------- I love my critters and chick!!!! :) Posts: 2219 | From: CO | Registered: Jan 2003  |  IP: Logged Tim Behle Administrator MacNeal Sector Member # 209 posted February 01, 2004 12:21 PM                       ????? I thought the Cardinals played Baseball? -------------------- Personally, I carry a gun because I'm too young to die and too old to take an ass kickin'. Posts: 3160 | From: Five Miles East of Vic, AZ | Registered: Jun 2003  |  IP: Logged Norm Knows what it's all about Member # 240 posted February 01, 2004 12:36 PM                    The Super Bowl; The thing that you need after a week of constipation and an enemma. The boys say it is NE Patriots and Carolina panthers.... and their rooting for the Pats; -------------------- Carpe Diem Posts: 778 | From: Phx AZ | Registered: Oct 2003  |  IP: Logged Leonard HMFIC Member # 2 posted February 01, 2004 12:38 PM                       Now you guys have shamed me! At one time, if I did see any part of a Super Bowl, it was from the lounge of a casino, and that meant that I was on a hunting trip. This year, same as last, I'm not hunting, and not proud of it, either. Good hunting. LB -------------------- EL BEE Knows It All and Done It All. Don't piss me off! Posts: 32362 | From: Upland, CA | Registered: Jan 2003  |  IP: Logged Az-Hunter Hi, I'm Vic WELCOME TO THE U.S. Free baloney sandwiches here Member # 17 posted February 01, 2004 01:43 PM                   Hey Tim, yeah, I should have been shooting on superbowl sunday, but I had my daughter and grandson down for the weekend, so I kept busy with them. Wished I could have made it, but next month for sure! How did you do? Clean their clocks? Posts: 1670 | From: 5 miles west of Tim | Registered: Jan 2003  |  IP: Logged Tim Behle Administrator MacNeal Sector Member # 209 posted February 01, 2004 05:34 PM                       I got 6th, but I beat the five guys from the Army who can't simply say "A,B,C,D" The have to call out Alpha, Beta, Charlie, Delta. That Mil. Speak annoys the hell out of me. I ran the paper side All A's, a B and two C's. Never even looked at the sights. Not bad for not even touching the .45 since I was last there a couple of months ago. I hit my goal and was tickled. But you should have been there to see Bill shoot the Tanerite. It's kind of like dynamite. Makes a hell of a big boom! -------------------- Personally, I carry a gun because I'm too young to die and too old to take an ass kickin'. Posts: 3160 | From: Five Miles East of Vic, AZ | Registered: Jun 2003  |  IP: Logged Lone Howl Free Trial Platinum Member & part-time language police Member # 29 posted February 01, 2004 06:21 PM                    Im not a football dude either. Superbowl dont intrest me much. But what REALLY annoys me is all the hype/hollywood/mtv/pop star crap that goes on before,during and after the game.Halftime really ticks me off, if I do watch, Ill just turn it during halftime. Its a bunch of bullshit. Now basketball..thats a different story -------------------- When tyranny becomes law, rebellion becomes duty. Posts: 2083 | From: Texas | Registered: Jan 2003  |  IP: Logged tonlocus Knows what it's all about Member # 254 posted February 01, 2004 07:48 PM                    Talk about bullshit during halftime. During the Justin Timberlake/Janet Jackson number, ole Jason rips off one of Janets tit holders and plops it out for all the world to see. My wifes jaw dropped to her chest. The kids really got an eyefull tonight. Posts: 76 | From: Phoenix, AZ | Registered: Dec 2003  |  IP: Logged Jack Roberts unknown comic posted February 01, 2004 09:05 PM              tonlocus I have never seen a football game, since HS, but after your post, there may be something there worth watching? Not for JJ but if they start using the better models? Jack IP: Logged Lone Howl Free Trial Platinum Member & part-time language police Member # 29 posted February 01, 2004 10:29 PM                    Janet Jackson breasteses Missed it. -------------------- When tyranny becomes law, rebellion becomes duty. Posts: 2083 | From: Texas | Registered: Jan 2003  |  IP: Logged tonlocus Knows what it's all about Member # 254 posted February 02, 2004 03:07 AM                    Don't worry guys. If you missed it the first time, I'm sure you'll be able to catch the replay on any channel you'd like for the next few days. Next up, Britney Spears does Christina Aguilerra at the Pro Bowl Posts: 76 | From: Phoenix, AZ | Registered: Dec 2003  |  IP: Logged

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