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Topic: Isn't she lovely?
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Cdog911
"There are some ideas so absurd only an intellectual could believe them."--George Orwell.
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posted January 30, 2003 06:22 PM
Nearly a week ago, I took pause to filter a pint of coyote urine for misting in my wife's kitchen. It was far too cold out in the garage where I would normally have been required to perform such a task. In fact, I retrieved the bottle of pee from my gear box in my pockup and had to thaw a large chunk of iced PP before the job could be completed. Nonetheless, I was just in the kitchen dishing up the young'uns some ice cream when I spotted that bottle of urine sitting on the counter - "Coyote Urine" clearly printed on the side. The wife has nicely just moved it from one spot to another when it was in her way without so much as a single complaint or demanding that I get that "GD dog pi$$" out of "her kitchen". As I see it, she either has finally wholly accepted my addiction and has conceded to the fact that she'll have to accept such bizarre types of stuff around her home until death do we part, or, ... I've finally explained the strange taste I noted in tonight's Tuna Helper. Hmm. She's a good gal.
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I am only one. But still, I am one. I cannot do everything, but still, I can do something; and, because I cannot do everything, I will not refuse to do something that I can do.
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Leonard
HMFIC
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posted January 30, 2003 06:52 PM
Congratulations, you have desensitized the little woman. Mine hardly even thinks about the stuff I have around here. Well, if she does, she doesn't bother complaining about it any more.
When I first read the line..."Coyote urine" clearly printed on the side; I was thinking: Oh no, tell me she didn't use that as a topping on the ice cream!
But, back to serious stuff; have you scored with the mist, yet?
Good hunting. LB
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Locohead
World Famous Smoke Dancer
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posted January 30, 2003 06:53 PM
My chick about murdered me one time when I was boiling a badger head in the kitchen. She was about 8 months pregnant at the time. She was furious but allowed me to finish the chore. It took another 4 hours I think.
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I love my critters and chick!!!! :)
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Cdog911
"There are some ideas so absurd only an intellectual could believe them."--George Orwell.
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posted January 31, 2003 03:31 PM
I had a big pale male stop straight downwind of me about two weeks ago after liberal misting and held him there for several minutes. I feel strongly that the urine played a role in alleviating any suspicion he had since he was only 30 yards away.
[ February 01, 2003, 04:46 PM: Message edited by: Cdog911 ]
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I am only one. But still, I am one. I cannot do everything, but still, I can do something; and, because I cannot do everything, I will not refuse to do something that I can do.
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moses man
Knows what it's all about
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posted February 03, 2003 06:02 PM
Speaking of pregnant wives . When my wife was pregnant with our last child Jared( he is three now ) . I had been useing a doctor pepper can for a spit can for my chew . she had also been drinking a can of D.P. well i am sure you know where this is going . I was upstairs when i heard ( Son of a b---h). I ran out of the house as fast as my feet would take me . The worse part was when she threw up the cocco puffs she had just eaten . ![[Razz]](tongue.gif) Talk about one mad Pi--ed off wife . Im suprised im still alive . ![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif)
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Why dont they ever just come straight in ??
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