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Kokopelli
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posted March 29, 2026 04:03 PM
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Was talking to the Door Greeter (Asset Protection) at our local Wally World and wearing my TRUMP 2028 red hat when a mutt of a skank with green hair & wearing a mask came in and glared at me with the looks could kill glare. I grinned at her and she flipped me off as she walked by. I made sure that she could hear me when I told her "We love you too, darling !!!"
She was literally shaking with rage. It was a beautiful thing.
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I'm guessing I won't be getting a Xmas card from her.
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Leonard
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posted March 29, 2026 05:36 PM
What you describe is a direct product of our public school system. It’s not social media or network news, but these moroons have been programmed by our education system. It’s hard line progressive and they assume to be very righteous, and you are the provocative one. She was close to stabbing you in the back!
I will admit something. I have a (gifted) ball cap that I would not dare to wear beyond watering my yard! Why shoot a crazy female even though she attacked me with something dangerous. I had a black woman threaten me with a stainless steel comb. You better believe I was about to knock her out, but that comb she was threatening me with was about 10 inches long with wide spaced teeth almost 2” long but only half way. The other end was a rat tail that could easily slip between the ribs. I’m telling you, it was every. bit as dangerous as a switchblade, and I took it extremely seriously. She looked like she knew how to use it. Not only that, but she was slim and just as tall as me, maybe 25 or so. So, what are you going to do with a female like that? It didn’t help that she was a “temp” and I had just told her supervisor that she was abusing the machine she was operating, and she came at me with blood in her eyes! Anyway, any crazy female can be dangerous, if you aren’t careful! In this case she already held the RACIST CARD, so it’s very hard to win….ya know?
Good hunting. El Bee
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TA17Rem
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posted March 29, 2026 07:03 PM
you guys need to move to better neighborhood. But i admit our Wal-Mart can be just as interesting, just don't go there much less I need some crawdads.
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Kokopelli
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posted March 30, 2026 03:41 AM
![[Confused]](confused.gif) Move What ....... and miss out on all of the fun ???
Funny thing ..... At least the Mormons that approach me in the parking lot are willing to discus / debate their beliefs with me.
But the liberals ......... all they got is HATE TRUMP & TAX THE RICH !!!!
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Leonard
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posted March 30, 2026 07:42 AM
Yeah, if you get a morman talking, the thing I always wondered about was that apron? Are the going to bake cookies? Oh, and taking a member of the congregation into a room and washing her, like all over? Yeah, probably very sensuous etc. Did they pick her out because she appeared especially in need, or maybe they perceived a halo surrounding her head. No what about the home provision inspections? Exactly how many barrels of emergency water are they expected to have on hand. Another thing: seems like all the neighbors know exactly where are the polygamists are. And they seem to run very tidy little spreads, as in neat as a pin. And with good size harems, the boss sleeps in a different bed every night, aparentlY? Everybody is just curious, ya know?
Good hunting. El Bee 🐝
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Kokopelli
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posted March 30, 2026 08:48 AM
That whole polygamy thing was why they ended up in Utah. The states back east ran them out so they settled west.
So ........ They set up shop in Utah and everything was hunky-dory (as long as you were Mormon) until The Territory of Utah had a chance to become The State of Utah, with the Church Leaders holding all of the political power.
But ...... There was that polygamy thing that was the wrench in the works.
HOLD ON ..... MESSAGE FROM GOD COMING IN ; "DUMP THE EXTRA WIVES !!!".
Polygamy ended, Utah became a state and the Church Leaders had pretty much unlimited power over everyone's lives.
>>>>--------> For the record; The majority of the Mormons that I know are decent hard working folks. Where I take exception to them is their religious beliefs that I think are kind of goofy. To each their own. They invite me to come to Service on Sunday and I invite the female ones to dance naked with me around a bonfire in an oak grove during the equinox or the solstice.
So far ..... it's a draw.
Edit to add; I think that it's the Amish that wear the aprons.
[ March 30, 2026, 08:50 AM: Message edited by: Kokopelli ]
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TA17Rem
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posted March 30, 2026 09:41 AM
So does that Mean Chad has as many wives as he has guns????
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Leonard
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posted March 30, 2026 11:00 AM
I do not know much, but I’m pretty sure the polygamy issue is officially frowned upon , if not completely outlawed. It is a certain radical sect that maintains the multiple wife concept and they are called, “polygamists”. Everybody knows where they are, and will readily point them out to strangers. It’s isolated farms, always neat as a pin, and not friendly. That’s all. know, and I wouldn’t know that much except have been told by other Utah citizens.
Then there is something called Jack Mormons. I think that means they are by heredity, but are non practicing. (maybe because they drink beer?)
Good hunting. El Bee
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posted March 31, 2026 05:11 AM
The "Original" Jack Mormon was back in the 1800's anyone who befriended a Mormon. But now it seems to describe any Mormon that doesn't really follow the "words of wisdom" and drinks beer, coffee, smokes pot and doesn't go to the Sunday sacrament meeting.
And yes, you do not want to mess around any of the FLDS Mormons compounds, These are the polygamists and are VERY close knit and protective. And there is a lot of space out west where they live.
Never seen any Mormons wearing aprons but they do wear their sacred garments all the time,commonly known as Jesus Jammies or Magic Underwear. Do see the Mennonite women around here wearing them. They all dress very modestly and are very friendly group of people. AND they grow good food they sell at the Farm Market. Which is adzactley (sp) one mile from where I live now.
And NO I don't follow LDS dogma and NO I don't care for ANY organised religion but do believe in GOD our Creator. And yes I married into a Mormon family that is very conservative and friendly.Overall a decent lot of people.
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Leonard
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posted March 31, 2026 02:11 PM
I used to date a former Mormon woman who had a cheating husband, so she divorced him. The only way she would have sex was on top. I never saw her in her magic underwear. She said that she used to wear the garment though, when she was married.
She was also into toys, part of her liberation, I guess? And she was very liberated. The first thing she did, getting the divorce was to get a boob job. Something went wrong because her boobs were rock hard. I do not use the word lightly, I mean her breasts were so hard, it was like bone, but she had very nice nipples, so I didn’t mind, but I assure, she did not need to wear a bra. She’s married now, I caught her on linked in, about a year ago, she says she is happy.
She had some old religious Mormon books, they “looked” very old but I never opened one, read anything, just looked very authentic.
Good hunting. El Bee 🐝
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