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Kokopelli
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posted February 15, 2008 08:37 AM
Well,........It's an election year, and as I consider the candidates the excitement level is mind numbing. Or is it that I'm just numb??
What has happened to the Democratic party?? They used to be the party of the blue collar working class. J.F.K & 'Ask not what your country can do for you......". Can anybody picture Hillary or Obama speaking that line?? How about Jesse Jackson or the mayor of New Orleans?? I don't think so. It seems that the Dmocrat's "Big Tent" has embraced every wacko fringe group to come down the pike, all the while denying the basic concept of personel responsibility. "It's the gun's fault that there are so many robberies and murders". Ban guns. "It's not your fault that you got pregnant". Have a free abortion on your way to the Homo-A-Go-Go parade. Tax the rich & welfare for all.
We're screwed!!
I recently saw a bumper sticker; "Clinton Made Me A Republican". Cute. Now if I could just spot a bumper sticker explaining why the republicans refuse to offer me a conservetive candidate. "Moderate" seems to be the new mantra. To those who speak LocoHead, my translation of moderate would be "Pussafied". The Republicans can't seem to figure out that when you play in the middle of the road, you get hit by traffic going both ways.
John McCain, the heir apparent to the nomination can't even get Limbaugh's endorsement. We should all take a moment to reflect on that; A Republican that can't even get Limbaugh's endorsement!!!
We are truely screwed!!
So.......since it was either Stephen Hawkings or maybe Rich Higgins who taught us that 'nature abhors a vacuume' we should be able to look to the "Third Party" to fill the gap. Trouble is......it ain't happening. The best that the Independants have given us is George Wallace, Ralph Nader, & Ross Perot?? Earth calling Jesse Ventura......
We are really truely screwed.
Gawd help me, I miss Hubert Humphrey. In his day, he was considered a liberal Democrat. Compared at the time to Barry Goldwater, he was, but today he would be far to the right of anyone any of the party's are offering us.
We are really, bent over the ballot box, truely screwed!!!!
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Leonard
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posted February 15, 2008 09:36 AM
Can't argue with the logic.
But, it's still necessary to hold your nose and vote for the man Mitt Romney just endorsed: John McCain. I wish we had a more agreeable choice, but it is a clear choice, nonetheless.
Good hunting. LB
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electrodude
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posted February 24, 2008 11:01 AM
You miss Hubert Humphrey? Dang.
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Just once, I'd like to hear the stewardess say, "In the event of a water landing, well, you're screwed."
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Leonard
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posted February 24, 2008 11:17 AM
Welcome to the New Huntmasters, electrodude. Glad to have you on board.
Note: You already hold the record for most sassy/snotty responses (and still qualify).... to those weird questions I personally designed so that spam member applications for Viagra and porn cannot answer them properly, which therefore makes it much easier for me to weed them out. In other words, they may seem stupid and pointless, but they serve the purpose.
Good hunting. LB
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Kokopelli
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posted February 24, 2008 06:31 PM
Uh, Electro-dude; I think that I hear ToadBoy calling you. The adjustment lever on the coolant infeed take-away valve needs to be calibrated on all of the trimmers that utilize counter clockwise rotation.
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20gauge
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posted February 25, 2008 08:55 AM
Welcome Electro! If I may, I'd like to assist you in making the transition from suspicious unknown (you'll see what I mean soon enough) to battle hardened regular.
"Sassy and snotty" is good for starters but, if you're going to make a go of it here, you must embrace fear and loathing as well. That's kind of the theme here.
By and large I think you'll find we're a jolly, carefree bunch. Oh sure, we occassonally post a reference to tying liberals and "queers" to posts and whipping them, but we always preface it with something like "My God"!, so, it's OK.
Like you, I parachuted into the Political Forum (something of a misnomer). At first, I thought it was an astonishing display of anger, ignorance and denial. Later I realized that it was a candid glimpse into the savage heartland.
I may be able to save you some time here...just watch Fox news and listen to Rush. Then log on and regurgitate what you hear. Occassionaly kill something. You're in!
[ February 25, 2008, 09:09 AM: Message edited by: 20gauge ]
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Leonard
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posted February 25, 2008 09:14 AM
Sure, liberals are so much more enlightened.
Perhaps we should call this the;
Neanderthal (what passes for) think tank
In fact, that might be a good idea? Thoughts?
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20gauge
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posted February 25, 2008 09:24 AM
Hi Leonard! How was your weekend? Keep the old name, Political Forum ...it's a classic.
Can't talk now, cooking up a batch of meth and trying to re-configure the Dillon 550 all while watching the 700 Club.
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Leonard
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posted February 25, 2008 09:27 AM
I'm just fine, how's your KoolAid?
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20gauge
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posted February 25, 2008 09:36 AM
I was wrong, you were right. The new name is AWESOME!
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JD
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posted February 25, 2008 09:41 AM
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Oh sure, we occassonally post a reference to tying liberals and "queers" to posts and whipping them, but we always preface it with something like "My God"!, so, it's OK.
20 Gouge, My God!!!! Why don`t you stop by the heartland for a visit sometime? It`ll either kill ya or cure ya!
BTW....you make it sound like we do that sort of thing on a regular basis, truth is we haven`t whipped a queer all week.
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What do Obama & TA17Rem have in common........both are clueless asshats!!!
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electrodude
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posted February 25, 2008 10:09 AM
Thank you all for the warm and comforting welcome. With the exception of Kokopelli, you seem to be a well educated group, from which I am sure to learn many wonderful and exciting things.
Ah yes Kokopelli, the call of the Toadboy. While most people find his call entrancing and melodic, it stirs my bloodlust to a level not easily reached. Like Rambo (or Hillary), I don my tarp made poncho, gleaming three foot knife in hand, ready to kill anyone and anything that stands in my way...
Shucks, I lost track of why I was here. Oh yeah, that's right: Kokopelli, do you really remember Hubert Humphrey? I believe you just might, your appearance does resemble that of the fairy tale creature Rumplestiltskin. 'Course, he wasn't so "visually impaired", but after a few millenium I can certainly understand where the wrinkles came from. Have a lovely day.
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Leonard
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posted February 25, 2008 10:23 AM
..and been lurking a while, huh?
20, we will let things settle in, if it needs tweaking, I'm always willing.
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electrodude
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posted February 25, 2008 10:32 AM
Lurking? You mean to say I've been slinking around, hiding myself from the light of day, shying away from any human contact?
Yes, it's all true. That's what you have to do when tracking a creature as wily and disgusting as a Kokopelli.
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Just once, I'd like to hear the stewardess say, "In the event of a water landing, well, you're screwed."
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20gauge
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posted February 25, 2008 10:35 AM
That's true Electro. Leonard will work with you to uncover and celebrate your inner child.
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Leonard
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posted February 25, 2008 10:40 AM
Koko can't help the looks he was born with, and this ain't no beauty contest forum. Hmmm? I don't know? Maybe we could shoehorn a beauty contest in, but I'd probably win so how much fun is that?
Good hunting. LB
edit: I've never understood celibacy?
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Leonard
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posted February 25, 2008 10:50 AM
See?
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20gauge
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posted February 25, 2008 10:52 AM
That is a fine lookin horses ass.
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Leonard
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posted February 25, 2008 10:58 AM
<sigh> those are hogs, dummy!
edit: oops, I promised, no name calling. sorry
edit: wait a minute, you started it!
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posted February 25, 2008 11:02 AM
Sorry, didn't see you over there in the corner. The image was too big for my screen and I had to scroll over. Nice shot of the Superstitions. Tim was right, I think we may be related. Are you descended from royalty too?
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electrodude
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posted February 25, 2008 11:04 AM
The last thing any of us want is for me to discover my inner child. The last time I saw that bastard he was loading shotgun shells with mercury taken from broken thermometers and whistling the theme song to "Sesame Street".
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posted February 25, 2008 11:06 AM
I recognize the background of that picture; isn't that where they filmed "Tremors IX: Kokopelli's Prostate Exam"?
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JoeF
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posted February 25, 2008 11:22 AM
No wonder you can't go hunting in the desert no more. Look at all of them shacks and shanties in the background.
I was doing a bit of political research the other day and was somewhat shocked to find that AZ has a larger population that Mo. At least most of ours (the undesirable) are concentrated in two big cities.
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Leonard
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posted February 25, 2008 12:05 PM
Welcome to Tortilla Flats.
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posted February 25, 2008 12:54 PM
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"I was doing a bit of political research the other day and was somewhat shocked to find that AZ has a larger population that Mo. At least most of ours (the undesirable) are concentrated in two big cities. "
We Keep ours in the populated areas as well Phoenix for regular undesirables and Tucson for those of the liberal bent along with Tempe its our little San Francisco.
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