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Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on December 04, 2006, 10:24 AM:
(thanks for the email)
An airplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on board, but only 4 parachutes!
The first passenger said, "I am Kobe Bryant, the
best NBA basketball player; the Lakers need me, I can't afford to die."
So he took the first pack and left the plane. The second passenger,
Hillary Clinton said, "I am the wife of the former U.S. President, a
Senator from New York , and a potential future president. I am the
smartest woman in American history, so America 's people don't want
me to die." She took the second pack and jumped out of the plane.
The third passenger, John Kerry, said, "I'm the Senator from the Great
state of Massachusetts ". I was my parties last nominee for President.
So he grabbed the pack next to him and jumped.
The fourth passenger, President George W. Bush, said to the fifth passenger, a 10-year-old
schoolgirl, "I have lived a full life, and served my country well, I
will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute." The girl said, "That's okay.
There's a parachute left for you.
America 's smartest woman took my backpack"
[ December 04, 2006, 10:26 AM: Message edited by: Leonard ]
Posted by The Outdoor Tripp (Member # 619) on December 04, 2006, 07:22 PM:
Ahhh...
But to dream.
Posted by Dan Carey (Member # 987) on December 05, 2006, 06:10 PM:
Yes,yes........
Posted by Paul Melching (Member # 885) on December 05, 2006, 07:53 PM:
one can only pray.
Posted by Leonard (Member # 2) on December 05, 2006, 08:24 PM:
I just read, today. Even the Democrats think she is "unelectable". And I thought all Democrats were completely stupid!
Posted by Andy L (Member # 642) on December 05, 2006, 09:51 PM:
She threw her hat in the ring today..
Posted by Jrbhunter (Member # 459) on December 06, 2006, 08:10 AM:
Bwahahaha, great joke.... and great punchline Andy added! Bwahahaha!!
Posted by The Outdoor Tripp (Member # 619) on December 06, 2006, 08:28 PM:
I suddenly feel the urge to bathe.
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