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Topic: If it were only true
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Leonard
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posted December 04, 2006 10:24 AM
(thanks for the email)
An airplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on board, but only 4 parachutes!
The first passenger said, "I am Kobe Bryant, the
best NBA basketball player; the Lakers need me, I can't afford to die."
So he took the first pack and left the plane. The second passenger,
Hillary Clinton said, "I am the wife of the former U.S. President, a
Senator from New York , and a potential future president. I am the
smartest woman in American history, so America 's people don't want
me to die." She took the second pack and jumped out of the plane.
The third passenger, John Kerry, said, "I'm the Senator from the Great
state of Massachusetts ". I was my parties last nominee for President.
So he grabbed the pack next to him and jumped.
The fourth passenger, President George W. Bush, said to the fifth passenger, a 10-year-old
schoolgirl, "I have lived a full life, and served my country well, I
will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute." The girl said, "That's okay.
There's a parachute left for you.
America 's smartest woman took my backpack"
[ December 04, 2006, 10:26 AM: Message edited by: Leonard ]
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EL BEE Knows It All and Done It All.
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The Outdoor Tripp
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posted December 04, 2006 07:22 PM
Ahhh...
But to dream.
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"All great truths begin as blasphemies."
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Dan Carey
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posted December 05, 2006 06:10 PM
Yes,yes........
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Paul Melching
Radical Operator Forum "You won't get past the front gate"
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posted December 05, 2006 07:53 PM
one can only pray.
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Leonard
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posted December 05, 2006 08:24 PM
I just read, today. Even the Democrats think she is "unelectable". And I thought all Democrats were completely stupid!
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EL BEE Knows It All and Done It All.
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Andy L
HI, I'M THE NEW MODERATOR OF THE CENTRAL MISSOURI FORUM, PULL MY FINGER!
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posted December 05, 2006 09:51 PM
She threw her hat in the ring today..
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Andy
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Jrbhunter
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posted December 06, 2006 08:10 AM
Bwahahaha, great joke.... and great punchline Andy added! Bwahahaha!!
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The Outdoor Tripp
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posted December 06, 2006 08:28 PM
I suddenly feel the urge to bathe.
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