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Leonard
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posted October 08, 2004 07:47 PM
After his death, Osama bin Laden went to heaven. (this is only a joke.)
He was greeted by George Washington, who proceeded to slap him across theface and yell at him, "How dare you try to destroy the nation I helpedconceive!"
Patrick Henry approached and punched Osama in the nose and shouted,"You wanted to end our liberties, but you failed."
James Madison entered, kicked Osama in the head and said, "This is why I allowed our government to provide for the common defense!"
Thomas Jefferson came in and proceeded to beat Osama many times with a long cane and said, "It was evil men like you that provided me the inspiration to pen the Declaration of Independence!"
These beatings! and thrashings continued as John Rudolph, James Monroe and dozens of other early Americans came in and unleashed their anger on the Muslim terrorist leader.
As Osama lay bleeding and writhing in unbearable pain, an Angel appeared. As Bin Laden wept, he said to the Angel, "This is not what you promised me."
The Angel replied, "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you in heaven.....
What did you think I said?"
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EL BEE Knows It All and Done It All.
Don't piss me off!
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robins
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posted October 12, 2004 11:41 PM
I love it LD. I found out about you through long range hunting this is great.
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Leonard
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posted October 13, 2004 10:17 AM
Welcome to the New Huntmasters, robins. Glad to have you on board.
Good hunting. LB
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EL BEE Knows It All and Done It All.
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